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After the space crash, Ray is paralyzed. For Fourth of Juluau, Ray was confined to his wheelchair. Now, Ray cannot go with Archer, Lana and Cyril to Rome on the Morelli caper. As Malory and Ron Cadillac prepare to leave on a cruise, the trio goes to the armory to get their gear for Rome. Krieger offers Ray a pair of bionic legs. Ray freaks out and a battle of science v. religion ensues. Krieger drugs coffee and Pam readies to assist (while slamming 40 oz. brews). Carol/Cheryl obtains medical supplies from Rodney and spills the news about Krieger making Ray into a stupid cyborg. It is Archer's turn to freak. He hits the armory with his rocket launcher; Lana runs toward the explosion. Archer cannot reach Ray in time to save the human race from the rise of the machines, so he crawls into the ceiling duct work. There are several enlightening flashbacks. And Lana really turns up the heat. Will the Micromanager ever learn not to obsess? Can Lana make it hot enough to extract Archer? And, ... Written by LA-Lawyer
All Episodes - S04
EPS01
Archer has amnesia and, for the past two months, he believes he is Bob who has been married to Linda and is stepfather to her three kids, Tina, Gene and Louise. A KGB hit squad shows up, Bob decides to go on a spa weekend to protect Linda and the kids from further attacks. At ISIS, Lana has succeeded in locating Archer at Bob's Burgers. Lana reports his probable amnesia and the KGB hit squad to Malory and the core group. The ISIS gang joins Bob at the spa to jog the memory of super spy, Sterling Archer. Lana is deployed as a half-arsed Honeypot. When yet another KGB hit squad goes into action, more than Archer's memory is jogged. Written by LA-Lawyer
EPS02
Lucas Troy trained at ISIS with Lana, Ray and Archer; he is Archer's bro, wingman, and BFF. Lucas tops Malory's shit list because he was her star graduate but went to work for ODIN. Malory announces Lucas is dead: a traitor and murderer who stole bearer bonds and uranium, but died in a plane crash. Archer is outraged; he assumes ODIN has a mole and Malory is jealous of his friends. Lana and Malory think Lucas was gay; Ray said Luke was a meathead frat-boy asshole jock, but definitely not gay. When Archer gets a phone call he claims is about a lemur and a tranq gun, he leaves. Lana goes to the armory for ammo and meets Rodney, the new armory czar; she learns Archer just got 14 days worth of rations, snow gear but no tranq gun! Vermont is his real destination; Archer has tracked one of Luke's old identities and hopes Vermont has liquor stores. Lana and Cyril follow him. At Twin Oaks BandB, BFFs reunite. Archer's focus is clearing Luke's name, but Luke has other ideas: There's Something ... Written by LA-Lawyer
EPS03
After the space crash, Ray is paralyzed. For Fourth of Juluau, Ray was confined to his wheelchair. Now, Ray cannot go with Archer, Lana and Cyril to Rome on the Morelli caper. As Malory and Ron Cadillac prepare to leave on a cruise, the trio goes to the armory to get their gear for Rome. Krieger offers Ray a pair of bionic legs. Ray freaks out and a battle of science v. religion ensues. Krieger drugs coffee and Pam readies to assist (while slamming 40 oz. brews). Carol/Cheryl obtains medical supplies from Rodney and spills the news about Krieger making Ray into a stupid cyborg. It is Archer's turn to freak. He hits the armory with his rocket launcher; Lana runs toward the explosion. Archer cannot reach Ray in time to save the human race from the rise of the machines, so he crawls into the ceiling duct work. There are several enlightening flashbacks. And Lana really turns up the heat. Will the Micromanager ever learn not to obsess? Can Lana make it hot enough to extract Archer? And, ... Written by LA-Lawyer
EPS04
It might not be a bounty hunt and it might not be evening, but Midnight Ron is chock full of crime. Drunk in Montreal, Archer torched his passport. When neither Malory nor any other of the ISIS gang will help Archer, stranded at the casino, his new stepfather decides to rescue him. Does it matter that Ron Cadillac has his own agenda? Written by LA-Lawyer
EPS05
It is Opposite World at ISIS. Cheryl does not imprison Lana and Malory in the vault; and Archer does not shoot Ray and Cyril with poison darts. All of this activity is not done so Archer can spend some time with Katya, upset at the continued absence of Barry, still trapped at the ISA space station. Cheryl is not running interference, Krieger does not contact Barry with Archer's pre-prepared scripted gibberish and Pam does not use her AV skills. The goal of this plot is not to make a sex tape that will not drive a wedge between Barry and Katya. But remember: it is Opposite World. Will Archer regain his long lost cyborg crush or is there an opposite agenda afoot? Who wears the pants in a marriage with a cyborg? And who is running the KGB? Written by LA-Lawyer
EPS06
Archer is bitten in the asp by a poisonous cobra in Turkmenistan and Ray refuses to suck out the taint. Archer hallucinates into a fever-dream cinema montage where he is accompanied by cut-rate James Mason. In the conscious world, Cyril and Ray are in charge of the mission and must locate and trade for anti-venom to save Archer's life. At HQ, Malory worries because the guys are not answering the sat-phone. Lana pitches her usual fit; this time, because Malory refuses to consider sending a black woman into a black-ops mission in misogynistic Turkmenistan. Pam and Cheryl egg on their fight, flinging gurpgork all over the fire. Cut-rate James Mason helps Archer look back on his life and as the guys try to save Archer, will Archer uncover an important memory? Written by LA-Lawyer
EPS07
The Isis crew takes on an undercover mission working as the wait and bus staff for a celebrity chef. There, they try to save an ambassador from being murdered, while Archer takes on a job as a cook working for the nightmarish head chef and discovers he's a natural. Written by halo1k
EPS08
Archer, Lana and Cyril travel to Texas to prevent Moreno, infamous coyote, from smuggling illegal aliens into the country. When Archer realizes the coyote is lovely Señorita Mercedes Moreno, he punches and shoots The Defiant Ones, who go back to ISIS. Archer offers to drive Texas 797 SRS, the station wagon containing the illegals. Mercedes, Chuy, Lupe, Marisol, Paz and gang meet the Border Patrol. Is Archer autistic or is he merely insane? Will anyone but Archer learn to count bullets? Was 8-track REALLY the way to go? Written by LA-Lawyer
EPS09
Archer and Lana go undercover as husband and wife while staying in a luxurious penthouse in New York's high rent district. But tensions between the two soon become as intense as if they actually were a real married couple. Meanwhile, the rest of the Isis crew decides to eavesdrop on the newlyweds. Written by halo1k
EPS10
Lana is not open to other cultures, mainly Tangier, Morocco; Archer is blissfully at home, toking hashish, drinking and farting falafels, all driving Lana out of her muezzin -addled mind. The pair was sent to Tangier to extract Kazak and bring him to ISIS... but first, they have to get past Moroccan intelligence. A huge, hairy problem tackles Lana... someone forgot to tell Fred and Daphne to pack the Scooby Snacks! Who knew kufta could smell like THAT? Lana goes on her usual hormone-furled, know-it-all bitchfest and she storms off into the desert. At ISIS, Pam scores 100% on the IFAAB and qualifies as an ISIS field agent. Will Kazak talk Archer into rescuing Lana from the desert? Does Archer really drive a car like Parnelli Frickin' Jones? Either way, with Kazak on the case, life is a real GAS! Written by LA-Lawyer
EPS11
Father Guido Sardouchebag and Sister Golden Hair surprise everyone at ISIS with their vintage RC look for a top-secret covert op in Vatican City against a rebel faction of the Swiss Guard. Lana is confused, verging on angry, not to be asked to go on, if not run, the mission; she is the only agent fluent in Italian, German, French and Romansh. Ray cannot go, as the good Cardinals would see through his gay ...hillbilly accent? And, Cyril has a thing about church stuff. Unsure about black nuns and the whole RC thing, Lana still knows she is essential to the Rome mission. Archer never pays attention to context and he may, indeed, avere la testa il culo, but the king of situational awareness may be the one whose head is furthest up his own ass. In an op not called the old switcheroo, the agents go on Trope Alert (non si traduce bene) to save His Holiness the Pope, from danger. It may not translate well but Archer does know Freebird. Will His Holiness the Pope dispense indulgences... Written by LA-Lawyer
EPS12
Malory's new hobby is collecting payloads of B-52 bombers: Mark-28 hydrogen bombs. She wants ISIS to recover an H-bomb and then give it to the U.S. government, in exchange for a huge reward...or ransom. ISIS must obtain a deep submergence vehicle, or DSV. to obtain an H-bomb. With 2 DSVs in existence and the Russians having one of them, it is a problem. Malory wants to beat the Russians, so when Cheryl announces her stupid gross brother, Cecil owns the other DSV, things start to look up. Archer loves that Cecil owns an island, undersea lab and a choppersaurus, with wet bar and buffet. Cecil seems to be generous with his toys and without strings, or does Cecil and his Vegan girlfriend, Tiffy have ulterior motives? One hoax later, the ISIS crew learns of the sinister mission in store for them. Those crazy Tunts! Why does Cecil insist on non-diegetic music? Will Archer ever define wildly liberal use of the bar? Grab an Epi-pen and get your jumbo scrimps on! There's more to this ... Written by LA-Lawyer
EPS13
Once on board the underwater laboratory, the Isis crew find they have very little time to rescue the lab from its deranged captain. But of course, the Isis crew's conflicts and Archer's recklessly impulsive tendencies don't exactly help things. Written by halo1k, Anonymous