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The Garvey's find out that Madge's inheritance is no joke - as we wave goodbye on their jetset to Las Vegas. But something had to bring this news: a séance held by Kenneth to contact his mum, but instead get the thumbs up message for Madge. Written by RADIOTIMESINFO
All Episodes - S07
EPS01
Tiger wakes up to find he has been robbed and a call home brings father Clive on a mercy dash - minus his wife as they have now split. Jacqueline returns but with a new partner, reluctant swinger Glynn, whose wife is holidaying in France with Donald whilst Les and Mateo lead a revolt to thwart Joyce after she has tried to introduce staff cutbacks. Meanwhile Madge gets a series of letters from American lawyer Buck A. Roo to tell her that she has inherited a large sum of money from a family in Tucson, Arizona. Mick tells her it is a scam but then Buck A. Roo turns up in person at the Solana. Written by don @ minifie-1
EPS02
The Garvey's find out that Madge's inheritance is no joke - as we wave goodbye on their jetset to Las Vegas. But something had to bring this news: a séance held by Kenneth to contact his mum, but instead get the thumbs up message for Madge. Written by RADIOTIMESINFO
EPS03
Joyce is suspicious when Kenneth's salon seems overly busy and finds that he is offering cut-price Botox. She agrees to keep quiet about it provided he can fit her in. Clive's sister Terri arrives and instantly falls for Mateo, much to Tiger's embarrassment, though, thanks to Glynn, she has her way with him. In the evening Les hosts a 'Bullseye' type quiz, mixing darts and general knowledge, to which the Maltbys - Noreen and her son Geoff, the Oracle - make a dramatic entrance. Geoff is bullish and full of confidence but gets beaten by Clive and Tiger. A fight breaks out but Joyce, the victim of back street Botox, is not the best person to break it up. Written by don @ minifie-1
EPS04
Helped by the local Chinese restaurateur Kenneth discovers what was in the Botox treatment he gave Joyce and ends up at the vet's for the antidote - which has an equally bizarre effect. Meanwhile Liam resists his mother Gloria's efforts to get him to return to England and work for her gangster boyfriend, Jacqueline shines in a local pelota game and the Oracle's attempt to impress the Dykes by walking on hot coals finds an admirer in Terri. Written by don @ minifie-1
EPS05
Solana owner Crystal Hennessy-Vass sweeps into the hotel and, whilst admiring Kenneth's cut-price operations, insists on more savings. This includes firing Joyce and replacing her with Janey Yorke, who will work for less money. The Oracle's new companion, Romanian beauty Ionela, turns heads though Noreen discovers that he has not been entirely truthful about his financial situation in order to impress his conquest whilst Tiger finds that Annie, the girl after whom he lusts, is also no all she seems when Glynn and Jacqueline take to the stage for the karaoke. Written by don @ minifie-1
EPS06
Janey's new regime antagonizes all the staff, especially Mateo when she replaces him as head barman with his old enemy Jason - who happens to be her nephew. However she is not long at the Solana, having intercepted an interview letter for Joyce, whom she impersonates to get a better paid job. Meanwhile Clive meets old school friend Melanie, now selling time shares with her shifty partner Monty - who take him for five thousand euros. Noreen and the Oracle get stuck in a lift, leading to a confession and a new understanding before they return home, his having come clean to Ionela. Written by don @ minifie-1
EPS07
Now back in charge Joyce is puzzled by Mateo's distant attitude. He has been summoned to go and see his mad mother-in-law Dolores, who, having accused him of abandoning wife and family, pulls a gun on him and ties him to a chair. Fortunately he rings the hotel and a rescue mission is launched. Liam hears from Psychic Sue that he has a job offer in Madrid, which he accepts, taking along a friend. By posing as a famous footballer and his agent Terri and Tiger retrieve Clive's money from Monty with the tacit approval of Melanie whilst Glynn's wife Rhiannon turns up. She has lost Donald though he does send Jacqueline a message to say that he is still alive. Written by don @ minifie-1