Frank and Steve compete over their annual Gentleman's Bet; The Dean and The Mayor solicit Pony and Baby Cakes' help for a Think Tank.

Frank's anus learns to speak, and quickly becomes a world-famous stand-up comedian.

Steve, Frank and Baby Cakes start a band in order to finally get the attention of the most beautiful celebrity in the world.

The Dean introduces crows into the classrooms.

The Mayor bans eating anchovies in China, IL, while Trump's Kid joins UCI as its newest student.

It's Parent's Day at UCI (for faculty, not students), but Baby Cakes can't attend because he has to visit his mom for the weekend.

Frank proves his masculinity by challenging a boxing legend to a fight, while Baby Cakes and Pony battle in a game of Dungeons and Dragons.

Steve, Frank, Pony and Baby Cakes become life coaches for each other.

Steve and Baby Cakes strike it rich, while Frank falls in love with a piece of a movie star.

In this one-hour musical episode, Baby Cakes wants a magical pet; Frank discovers why women find him unattractive; and Pony and Steve do horrifying things to prove to each other that they are good people.