Mr Khan is a pompous,tight-fisted Pakistani businessman who dreams of becoming the next president of the Sparkhill Business Association. His daughter Shazia is marrying handsome but dim Amjad Malick,whose mother looks down on the Khans. However Mr Khan has forgotten to book the mosque for the wedding and cannot bully its new manager,English convert Dave,into fitting him in so he tells Amjad that Shazia has cancelled the wedding. When this fails he has to submit to the predatory advances of Mrs Bilal to save the day. Written by don @ minifie-1

Mr Khan has been invited to the Pakistani businessmen's lunch. Unfortunately Naani,his senile mother-in-law,is staying and about to celebrate her birthday. Mrs Khan has ordered her husband to take her mother shopping for her present whilst she prepares a surprise birthday tea when he would prefer to be at the lunch. He manages to lose Naani and returns home telling the assembled guests that he thinks she has drowned in the canal. When Naani eventually returns Mr Khan,having missed his lunch,makes her a generous offer but she is in no mood to reciprocate. Written by don @ minifie-1

Tight-fisted as ever Mr Khan refuses to dip into the family's 'rainy day' fund to finance Shazia's honeymoon,Alia's Muslim religious study group camp or even take his wife on holiday abroad when they can stay with his cousin in Bradford. However a charity auction at the mosque with a luxury foreign holiday as the prize gives him the chance to pose as a philanthropist and get one over on Amjad's father,who is also bidding. He blows the rainy day fund and wins the holiday but it is not what he expected and he is forced to do a deal with Mr Malik. Written by don @ minifie-1

The mosque is recording a new call to prayer and Mr Khan insists on holding auditions for the voice artist,though none are up to his high standards so he starts a poster campaign,persuading Amjad to put fliers in the window of Mobiles-U-Like,where he works. Unfortunately this is in breach of Amjad's contract and loses him his planned promotion. Mr Khan has to sacrifice his dignity and his grand ideas for a new caller in order to save his prospective son-in-law's job hopes. Written by don @ minifie-1

Mr Khan has bought a wide screen television with surround sound and hopes to ask his pals round to watch the England versus Pakistan cricket match. Unfortunately Mrs Khan's friend Mrs Shafiq's husband has just died and she wants him out of the house so that she and her women friends can have a prayer meeting. After unsuccessfully asking Dave to let him uses the mosque's television Khan bullies Amjad into sneaking his set out of the prayer room into the back where his friends are waiting. However his attempts to grope for the remote have a traumatic effect on Mrs Shafiq. Can Amjad's love of Abba save the day? Written by don @ minifie-1

When family friends cannot come to Shazia and Amjad's wedding Mrs Khan wants the spare invite to go to the Parvez family but her social-climbing husband gives it to influential Councillor Javed. For an excuse he lies that Shazia 'did the naughtiness' with the Parvez ' son,which leads a depressed Amjad to disappear,though Dave brings him back. After Khan has admitted his lie he is forced to endorse Shazia's view that what she did before meeting Amjad is her business,a situation which causes Amjad's mother to try and cancel the wedding. A huge row ensues though Mr and Mrs Khan escape to the kitchen to celebrate their wedding anniversary with fish and chips. Written by don @ minifie-1