When Alia fails her college exams Mr Khan hopes she can catch up by attending the Muslim Academy but it costs money so, posing as a Catholic, he attempts to persuade Professor Stevens that, as a religious minority, he is entitled to a scholarship. The professor turns up at the house whilst Shazia is entertaining her bridesmaid Debbie and partner Matt and Khan is desperate to keep the parties separate so as not to reveal his true religion. The plan fails of course but the professor takes Alia anyway, perceiving the Khans to be 'disadvantaged'. Written by don @ minifie-1

Naani, Mrs Khan's mother, is visiting from Pakistan but her daughter fears she is suffering from dementia and is reluctant to let her go home whilst Mr Khan just wants to be rid of her. Ordered by his wife to cheer Naani up he takes her to the mosque, where he falls out with manager Dave, and then to a working men's club, where he is mistaken for the bingo caller and performs very badly. However Naani is much cheered when she befriends organizer Clive, with whom she plans to spend a weekend in Bournemouth. Khan is shocked - until Clive makes a confession. Written by don @ minifie-1

Mr Khan takes Amjad to the mosque where the local MP Tony Abbas is attending a men's health drive campaign, the aim being for Khan to impress Abbas. However Mr Khan gets wedged under a toilet door and Amjad, climbing the cubicle to rescue him, fears that he has injured his testicles and rendered himself impotent, requiring a trip to hospital. Refusing to let a female doctor examine the lad Khan does his own peculiar medical, resulting in an all-clear, though the angry Khan womenfolk along with Amjad's mother also arrive to vent their anger on Mr Khan, who has to take evasive action. Written by don @ minifie-1

The Imam has declared a fast and Mr Khan is determined to fast for longer than Dave to win a bet. Shazia is planning to work for a year in India to get more money so that she and Amjit can buy a flat together. Mrs Khan is anxious for her daughter to stay in Birmingham so she sends Khan to the building society to ask for a loan. Whilst waiting to see the manager he drinks far too much from the water dispenser and ends up relieving himself in the fish-tank. There is consequently no loan. Extremely hungry and regretful of the bet he returns home to find Amjit has saved the day by begging Shania to stay at home, to which she agrees. However Amjit's mother beats him to the last biscuit and he falls over trying to race her, ending up in hospital where he is a Nil By Mouth case. Written by don @ minifie-1

Shazia and Amjad win a trial day at an exclusive spa with the prospect of membership and take Mrs Khan with them. Mr Khan, meanwhile, is trying to contact famous cricketers on the Internet to open the tombola at the mosque social club but, by mistake, logs onto a dating site and ends up with husband-hunting Jackie arriving at the mosque. To hide her from the committee he pushes her out of a window then hurries to the spa to explain all to his wife but is mistaken for a yoga teacher and has to give a class. When the truth is discovered the spa owner wants him arrested, leading Shazia and Amjad to declare that they want nothing to do with the place. Written by don @ minifie-1

Whilst Mrs Khan, encouraged by her daughters, has a glamorous make-over her selfish husband is more concerned with appearing in a promotional film Dave is making for the mosque and is annoyed to be passed over for the young and handsome Sajid. He conspires to get back in the limelight, subjecting himself to a painful waxing process but suspects that Sajid is having an affair with his wife, hence her make-over. However he is proved humiliatingly wrong though there is a happy ending when Mrs Khan explains why she has had the make-over. Written by don @ minifie-1

While Mrs Khan prepares for a traditional Christmas with relatives her husband's 'charity' consists of stealing family possessions to donate to the mosque in order to be named Muslim of the Month. However he discovers that the mosque is being used for a Christian Christmas Fayre which takes his donations. Bowing to the majority he forks out for a Christmas tree but ends up having to play Santa to retrieve a family heirloom given to the mosque and losing his presents to a gang of kids. With a burnt turkey and stolen fairy lights this Christmas is memorable for the wrong reasons. Written by don @ minifie-1