Khan is initially pleased when mother-in-law Naani announces that she wants to move into a retirement home and is eager to help her pack. However he finds a letter in her trunk telling him that she is worth 25,000 and decides he will stop her from moving by getting Amjad to dress up as another old lady in order to take Naani's place. The deception is of course rumbled - after which Khan learns that the 25,000 refers to rupees, which make approximately £150. Written by don @ minifie-1

With the wedding fast approaching the family entertains Amjad's parents, Khan hoping that Mr Malik can be a useful business contact. Mrs Malik is typically condescending, incurring the wrath of Mrs Khan, whilst Mr Khan tries to ingratiate himself with Mr Malik by seating him in a remote-controlled swivel chair which tips him out of the window. He also has to stop himself from referring to his guest's obvious wig. Matters are not improved when Alia is arrested on suspicion of criminal damage and everybody repairs to the police station. All ends happily however when Alia is released and Amjad defies his controlling mother, who ends up on an assault charge after going for him. Written by don @ minifie-1

When Mrs Khan starts work in a supermarket her husband borrows - and abuses - her staff discount card, buying two hundred packs of nappies to sell at full price. Mrs Khan's sister, haughty Aunty Noor, arrives with ideas to take Alia to New York to be a model and tells Khan that if he opposes her she will expose his scam to his wife. When Khan enlists Amjad's help in burying the nappies under the patio he assumes that he has killed Aunty Noor and in order to get off the rap Khan must confess to his little racket with the nappies - handing back his profits. Written by don @ minifie-1

Mrs Khan is running a produce stall at the local city farm for the supermarket but her husband has no interest in helping her until he hears that Prince Charles will be visiting. In order to join the luminaries who will be introduced to the prince he pretends to be a vet and is called upon to deliver a calf - which he does. As a result he is pronounced a hero and gets to shake a very slimy hand with the royal visitor. Written by don @ minifie-1

Mrs Khan invites herself and her mother to Shazia's hen night, having more fun than her daughter. She also instructs her husband to organize a stag night for Amjad but he would rather suck up to the imam in the hopes of a trip to Dubai. In the event the imam is keen for a raucous stag party but when he starts to humiliate Amjad Mr Khan puts loyalty to his future son-in-law above Dubai. He also displays his romantic side towards his wife. Written by don @ minifie-1

On the morning of her wedding to Amjad Shania offends her mother by excluding her from the organization so Mrs Khan puts on her uniform and goes to work instead. With no bridal car or ice disaster looms so Mr Khan visits the supermarket, talks his wife round and persuades her to attend the ceremony. They just about make it on time, though they almost lose Amjad on the way and the happy couple have an unexpected honeymoon venue. Written by don @ minifie-1

On Christmas Eve the Khans find themselves having to accommodate the very pregnant Shazia and Amjad, who have no hot water, to the annoyance of Mr Khan, who is preparing to put the star on top of the street's inter-faith Christmas tree. Due to Khan's incredibly hot curry Shazia goes into early labour and her father is persuaded that it is more important to show paternal responsibility than be the centre of attention - though he does almost end up on top of the tree. Written by don @ minifie-1