Fluffy the Anaconda: Cow adopts an anaconda, whom proceeds to swallow the entire family. The Laughing Puddle: Chicken discovers a mysterious puddle that brings people in through laughter.

Pirate Lessons: Capt'n Buttz Pirate (The Red Guy) takes Cow and Chicken aboard to become pirates. Halloween with Dead Ghost, Coast to Coast: Following advice from Dead Ghost (The Red Guy), Cow and Chicken go trick-or-treating dressed as adults. Written by anonymous

Tongue Sandwich / Dream Date Chicken Tongue Sandwich: A talkative Cow ends up with her tongue escaping after a sneeze. The tongue causes all sorts of mayhem which ends up with the law on his tail. Dream Date Chicken: After being grounded for throwing a tantrum and back-talking his father, Chicken runs away from home to live the bachelor lifestyle of his cousin, Boneless Chicken. Written by anonymous

Sumo Cow / Comet! Sumo Cow: Cow represents the school for sumo wrestling, and Chicken finds some advantage to this. Comet! Chicken plays a comet prank during a field trip to an observatory. However, he soon realizes that the entire city thinks it's a real comet. Written by anonymous

Dirty Laundry / Grizzly Beaver Safari Dirty Laundry: Cow and Chicken are called to do their bit for the school's news show. However, the rear-viewer (The Red Guy) has started filling it with lies and gossip. Grizzly Beaver Safari: Cow and Chicken are in Africa where they encounter wild animals such as the Grizzly Beaver (surely a difficult challenge, even for Super cow). Written by anonymous

Boneless Kite: Cow, Chicken and their cousin (Boneless Chicken), Boneless Chicken travel to the Lava Park, where they learn how to fly a kite. Unfortunately, when Baron Von Non-Leiderhosen (The Red Guy) loses his kite, he uses Boneless as one for a Tug O' War contest. Which Came First? Chicken wakes up one morning and finds an egg underneath him (placed there by The Red Guy). This leads to him dressing up as a girl, as well as going out on a date with Flem and Earl. Written by anonymous

Buffalo Gals / Cow and Chicken Reclining Buffalo Gals: Cow and Chicken's house is invaded by a gang of female bikers. (Note: This episode has been banned and replaced with the Orthodontic Police episode) Cow and Chicken Reclining: While trying out Dad's lethal chair, both Cow and Chicken end up trapped inside. Written by anonymous

Free Inside / Journey to the Center of Cow Free Inside: Chicken receives a credit card inside his cereal, however, he and Cow are both stalked by The Red Guy over the fee they have to pay after purchasing some gum. Journey to the Center of Cow: While trying out the Pork Butt catapult, Chicken ends up being consumed by his little sister Cow. Can Dr. Bottoms (The Red Guy) save him? (Note: Journey to the Center of Cow is a parody of Fantastic Voyage) Written by anonymous

The Karate Chick: Chicken takes up karate lessons in order to get back at a school bully. Yard Sale: A simple yard sale leads to Cow and Chicken attempting to win back their lawn, which The Red Guy purchased.

Meet Lance Sackless: Cow and Chicken attempt to get their home video sent to a big TV show in Canada, hosted by Lance Sack-less (The Red Guy). (Note: In Meet Lance Sack-less, Canada's Funniest Home Vidiots! is a Parody of America's Funniest Home Videos) Who's Afraid of the Dark? Mom and Dad are worried about their children when they say they're not scared of the dark. So, they hire a scared Dr. Laxslax (The Red Guy) to solve the problem. Written by anonymous

The Bad News Plastic Surgeons / The Exchange Student The Bad News Plastic Surgeons: Cow and Chicken represent the school for Plastic Surgery, with Dr. Hiney (The Red Guy) under their wing. Can they win the championship for the school, especially with the weakness of making a photo-realistic beaver? The Exchange Student: A student from a nearby town, Slappy McCracken, visits the school, and develops a friendship with Cow. Can they help stop his homeland from fighting each other with cheese? (Note: Slappy McCracken is named after Craig McCracken, the famed creator of The Powerpuff Girls which coincidentally premiered at the same time as Cow and Chicken.) Written by anonymous

Child Star / Perpetual Energy Child Star: Cow takes the starring role in Ivan Panced's (The Red Guy's) new movie, Pretty Little Girl. (Note: Chicken does not appear in this episode). Perpetual Energy: Cow and Chicken unwittingly create perpetual energy through spilling a junior chemistry set. This leads Rear Admiral Floyd (The Red Guy) to a get-rich scheme. Written by anonymous

Bad Chicken / Stay Awake Bad Chicken: After Cow and Chicken tamper with the school photocopier, The Copy Fairy (the Red Guy) makes an evil version of Chicken through one of his copies. Stay Awake: Chicken ends up being hyperactive and having insomnia after consuming some caffeinated cereal. Can Cow find a cure that can get him to sleep? Written by anonymous