Dan and Chris set out to take down New Mexico after it damages Dan's car.

After the Wolf-Man attacks his car, Dan enlists non-believer Chris in his quest for vengeance.

Dan is sure his Dentist is up to nefarious doings and decides to do something about it.

When a ninja steals Dan's cookies, Elise proves to be an unlikely ally in Dan's revenge scheme.

When a shelter full of barking dogs keeps Dan awake at night, he has no choice but to bring the establishment to its knees.

After a perceived slight by the nation, Dan enlists Chris on a quest for vengeance.

Dan is at his wits' end with all the traffic in the city and he goes to extremes to free up the road.

Insulted by hack actors and bad food at the local dinner theater, Dan dons a disguise in an effort to infiltrate his nemesis from within.

After a broadcast of the local baseball game pre-empts Dan's favorite TV show and a crowd of unruly baseball fans break his car's side mirror in a violent scuffle for a home run ball, Dan sets out to destroy America's favorite pastime!

Dan accidentally donates his car to the Salvation Armed Forces and initiates a charity war to get it back.

Beset upon by careless beach bums, Dan decides destroying the beach is the only way to rid himself of them.

Convinced that the Father of Our Country has attacked him from beyond the grave, Dan heads to Mount Vernon to wreak vengeance.

When his brand new computer dies and is rendered defunct, Dan heads to Silicon Valley to plot his revenge against the head of the leading computer company.

A bad haircut forces Dan to cancel a date, and he sets out to make his barber pay.

When a local artist uses Dan's car as a canvas for his most recent masterpiece, Dan plots to expose him as a fraud.

Dan fabricates a story about Elise's parents having mafia ties in an effort to have them arrested and free up Chris to spend more time with him.

An upscale eatery forces Dan's favorite sandwich shop to close, so Dan organizes a kitchen revolt to take down the fancy restaurant from within.

An imposter assumes Dan's identity, and Dan is forced to invent a new one for himself to seek his revenge.

A sudden snow storm during a ski weekend with Chris and Elise puts Dan's revenge plans on hold, and forces him to make nice with Elise, as the two of them are soon faced with saving Chris from a family of overly nice vacationers who may not be quite what they seem. Written by Anonymous

Dan chains himself to the door at his favorite burger joint in protest of poor customer service.

When Elise's watch is taken in the midst of a magic show, Dan attempts to expose a local magician as a fraud and a thief.

Dan and Chris set out to stop a group of underage hooligans who have begun extorting money from local citizens through a neighborhood lemonade stand.