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Peter tells Stewie the stories Jack and the Beanstalk, Little Red Riding Hood, and Cinderella.
All Episodes - S12
EPS01
Peter goes on a real-life treasure hunt based on a treasure map from a child's meal menu.
EPS02
Peter has a vestigial twin growing of his neck, and he has surgery to remove it and have it become a separate entity.
EPS03
When Quagmire meets a woman named Sonja, who is as sexually insatiable as he is, he is thrilled to finally be with someone who won't judge him. However, things take a turn for the worse when Sonja abducts Quagmire, intending to make him her sex slave. It is up to Peter, Joe and Quagmire's dad to explore the seedy underbelly of Quahog to find and rescue Quagmire. Meanwhile, a love triangle emerges between Stewie, Brian and Stewie's teddy bear, Rupert. Written by Anonymous
EPS04
Meg spills her lunch on the new kid, Michael, who is appropriately nicknamed Mental Mike. When he sets the date for her end on Friday, Meg tries to get out of it. Meanwhile, Peter continually harasses Brian in the nude until it escalates to the breaking point. Written by Anonymous
EPS05
The Griffins take a trip to Italy and are forced to deal with annoying immigration laws after Peter destroys the family's passports.
EPS06
When Stewie and Brian travel back to 17th century Jamestown, via Stewie's time machine, they encounter too many close calls with altering the course of mankind. Stewie decides to destroy his time machine, but immediately regrets his decision when an unthinkable event happens and he is unable to go back in time. Written by Anonymous
EPS07
Fame gets to Peter when he forms a song writing team with Quagmire.
EPS08
Peter fills Carter with the spirit of Christmas; Stewie goes on to get the only thing he wants for Christmas.
EPS09
Lately Peter hasn't been able to perform very well in the bedroom. So he asks Quagmire and Joe to step in and help him get his mojo back.
EPS10
Peter tells Stewie the stories Jack and the Beanstalk, Little Red Riding Hood, and Cinderella.
EPS11
Brian uses his son to get a writing job for a TV show, and Quagmire stops being friends with Peter after Peter shoots him.
EPS12
Peter is seduced by his late mother's longtime friend, while Stewie is distraught over the realities of death.
EPS13
Peter is sick of opposing football teams thanking God for beating the Patriots, so he and the guys go on a quest to find the Lord and ask Him to stop interfering in the outcomes of football games.
EPS14
When Chris is made the sole future heir to Carter's fortune after caring for him, Peter takes drastic measures to keep the wealth within his reach - by marrying Chris.
EPS15
Peter is asked to be the face of an anti-smoking campaign after taking up smoking cigarettes, while Stewie helps Chris face school bullies.
EPS16
Stewie gets herpes from Brian, while Peter and the guys discover that another group has taken their favorite booth at the Drunken Clam.
EPS17
Lois calls Peter an idiot for bringing home the wrong baby, so he goes to Chicago on a business trip and returns a smart, classy person.
EPS18
Chris runs away with Jerome's daughter Pam, whom Jerome has forbidden Chris from dating, so Jerome must work with Peter to find their kids.
EPS19
Peter takes Meg to a college for an interview, but end up partying; Brian is forced to live outside after being sprayed by a skunk.
EPS20
Cleveland returns to Quahog, but is forbidden from spending time with Peter when their wives get into an argument over parenting.
EPS21
Stewie tries to erase himself from history when Peter and Chris constantly interrupt his TV time, only to end up as the baby of a British family.