Rebecca and Jeremy are having their engagement party at their father Andrew's large country house where, as children Rebecca and her brother Carl, played sardines, hiding in a huge wardrobe. The company revive the game with Rebecca finding Jeremy's nerdy work colleague Ian the first in the cupboard. They are joined by the uptight Carl and his saucy boyfriend Stu, Jeremy's ex-girlfriend Rachel with toy boy Lee and ex-nanny Geraldine, now deluded and believing she is a guest, not a hired hand. Married guests Mark and Elizabeth go for sex on the bed before being surprised and beckoned into the wardrobe though everybody is reluctant to admit 'stinky' John for obvious reasons. Andrew then joins the group and Geraldine reminds him of a shameful family secret from years ago when he was alleged to have wronged a young boy. There is only one sardine left to enter the wardrobe. Is there perhaps a link with this incident the family hoped was forgotten? Written by don @ minifie-1

Inept burglars Eddie and Ray manage to break into the beautiful country mansion where millionaire Eddie and his trophy wife Sabrina are arguing over the television remote. After an accident with one of Gerald's dogs and avoiding being caught by the oriental housekeeper they fill a suit-case full of spoils and are about to escape when they find that Gerald has accidentally killed his wife. More mayhem ensues after the arrival of the supposedly deaf mute cleaning product salesman Paul. Written by don @ minifie-1

Tom is a teacher with aspirations to be a writer. Whilst his actress girlfriend Gerri is away on tour he gets a visit from Migg, a homeless man returning his wallet, and invites him for a drink. To Gerri's annoyance Migg encourages Tom to jack in his job to concentrate on his writing and, as she moves out, Migg moves in. The two men live a lazy, unhygienic life-style with cleanliness and washing up secondary to creative discussions. Then Tom's work colleague Stevie arrives, with some disturbing news. Written by don @ minifie-1

Sally, from the Wish-Maker charity, arranges for singer Frankie J Parsons to perform at the ninth birthday party of Graham and Jan's terminally ill daughter Tamsin. Unfortunately Frankie drops down dead, having blown up a balloon for Tamsin. Graham wants to sell the balloon on the Internet as it contains Frankie's breath and pocket the proceeds. Sally and her aggressive assistant Si want the money to go to their charity. As both sides argue Frankie is seen to be alive after all, requiring drastic action. Tamsin, however, is determined to free his soul - and whatever contains it. Written by don @ minifie-1

Shy Jim is the understudy to arrogant actor Tony Warner, whose Macbeth is a West End success. Jim, supported by girlfriend - and fellow understudy Laura - would love the chance to take the part himself and when Warner has an accident, apparently caused by being drunk, on stage, Jim gets his opportunity, becoming a star. Nineteen months later Jim, now a name actor, gets a visit from the wheelchair-bound Tony Warner. He also has another visitor, a devoted admirer who, unbeknown to him, went to great lengths to give him his taste of fame. Written by don @ minifie-1

Schoolgirl Katy agrees to baby-sit for siblings Tabitha and Hector in their spooky old house, her charge being their older, disabled brother Andras. Katy invites her friend Shell around to keep her company and the pair are summoned by a bell to attend to Andras. They find a man bound and gagged to his bed and release him. But Tabitha and Hector reappear and poor Katy is about to regret taking on her little job. Written by don @ minifie-1