Back in L.A. from a visit to Portland, Fred launches into a song for his friend Carrie about a city where the 90s still flourish and where young people go to retire. Jump to Portland, where a couple asks the wait staff about a chicken on the menu. Before making their order, the couple decides to check out the farm where the chicken was raised: there they find a seductive cult leader, Aliki, surrounded by his many wives. Meanwhile, at a bookstore run by two women, a man runs inside to use the toilet; the proprietors demand that he buy something. Written by jhailey@hotmail.com

The Mayor of Portland meets with Fred and Carrie, who are commissioned to write a theme song for the city.

Fred and Carrie hire a maid only to discover that she is their favorite singer Aimee Mann.

Fred and Carrie must search the town when the mayor goes missing.

All of Portlandia is swept up in the excitement of a new music and film festival.

The Mayor turns to Fred and Carrie to help him put together a big league baseball team.