The Twist family move into their new home in a lighthouse and soon discover that the outhouse is haunted. Meanwhile, the estate agent Gribble and his family visit the lighthouse - although he'd be happier to see it demolished and replaced with something 'decent' instead. Nell suspects that Gribble may have stolen an old painting, which she could have sold to avoid needing to sell the lighthouse. Written by Phil G

Nell is hospitalized when she claims to have been attacked by a dragon. Mr Gribble takes advantage of her absence to try to reclaim her cottage, so he can sell the land to wealthy clients. Determined to help Nell to save her cottage, the Twist family set out to find the dragon and the rubies Nell was looking for. Written by Phil G

Pete and Linda aren't looking forward to the first day at their new school, especially as their new classmates have seen them rummaging around a rubbish tip looking for materials for their dad's sculptures. Pete is challenged to return to the tip at midnight, and has to face the ghost that haunts it who is said to be looking for his grandchildren. Written by Phil G

When Bronson asks where babies come from, Pete is to embarrassed to explain the truth and says they come from the cabbage patch. That night when Bronson goes out to the cabbage patch to look, to everyone's surprise, he really does find a baby there - a green baby that holds its breath and turns blue when anyone except Bronson holds it. But he soon discovers that being a father is hard work. Written by Phil G

Tiger organizes a charity pig out at school, hoping that his friends will eat the most and win. Meanwhile, Pete discovers a remote control that can pause, rewind or fast forward any person it's aimed at, but it's not long before Gribble learns about this new toy and decides to use it against Pete. Written by Phil G

When Linda falls and breaks her nose she is terrified that it will leave her ugly, and slips into a dream-world where she runs away to her aunt. Aunt Tuneless is at war with her neighbors, using the power of a magic gum tree that inflicts diseases on people when its leaves are used to make music. Written by Phil G

While trying to persuade Bronson that Santa doesn't exist, Pete meets the real Santa who offers two wishes for each member of the Twist family. But the wishes don't turn out as well as the youngsters hoped, especially Linda's wish that Pete didn't have such a big mouth. Written by Phil G

Pete puts his underpants in the microwave to dry them, and is surprised to find that they suddenly provide him with incredible strength and speed... until he goes for a swim and they start to shrink. Meanwhile, Tiger has organized a frog race, but Gribble's toad, Mugger, seems set to eat all the other contestants. Written by Phil G

Pete's having no luck at all in getting a kiss from Fiona. In desperation, he turns to a mysterious fortune-teller, who gives him a lipstick that will make any female unable to resist kissing him. It works well, as Pete accidentally demonstrates with Fiona's mum, all the girls in his class at school, Miss James and even his sister, but somehow Fiona never seems to be around while he's wearing the lipstick. Written by Phil G

A strange trunk washes up on the shore near the lighthouse, but rather than holding the treasure Bronson was hoping for, it turns out to be from a circus and full of old clown outfits. Of course, the Twists can't resist dressing up, but is it just clothes or are they also channeling the spirits of the circus? Written by Phil G

While investigating the spooky music that plays in the lighthouse, Pete, Linda and Bronson discover a strange machine that makes copies of anything put into it. In a desperate effort to win a competition, Linda clones herself using the machine. Written by Phil G

When Pete touches Shovel, a ghost dog, he finds himself unable to say anything without adding the phrase without my pants. The dog leads Pete, Linda and Bronson on a hunt to find the bones of Ben Byron, Shovel's master who died trying to save the dog from drowning. But the bones make everyone around incredibly sad, much to Gribble's dismay as he hopes the town will win a 'Fun Town' competition. Written by Phil G

Gribble finds a loophole in the contract that will allow him to evict the Twists from the lighthouse, so he can sell it to a developer. Meanwhile, Bronson finally discovers the secret of the mysterious music that plays in the lighthouse, and meets the ghosts of Nell's family. Written by Phil G