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The boys try to resist the High School Musical fad when it hits South Park Elementary, while also trying to convince the school's top singer that he should follow his dream and try out for the basketball team.
All Episodes - S12
EPS01
After Cartman and Kyle are infected with the AIDS virus, they turn to Magic Johnson for assistance in finding a cure.
EPS02
Distraught over the media's nonstop coverage of her, Britney Spears attempts to commit suicide, but survives despite blowing the top half of her head off. Disgusted by this treatment of her, the boys attempt to help, only to learn the secret behind the media's cruel scrutiny of celebrities. Written by Bruno Antony
EPS03
South Park declares cats illegal after kids start getting high on cat urine. Cartman starts hiding neighborhood cats in his attic to protect them, and Kenny becomes an addict and starts having Heavy Metal (1981) hallucinations.
EPS04
Canada goes on strike and demands more money, but nobody takes the strike seriously. However, the boys try to make money for Canada by turning Butters into an Internet video star.
EPS05
Having just taught his schoolmates to high test scores (through cheating), Eric Cartman, or Mr.Cartmanis, is brought to Jim Davis High to help them get to college (by cheating). Meanwhile having just seen the pregnant man on Oprah, Ms. Garrison pays a DNA experimenting lab her/his savings to grow a penis for him, but he'll have to catch it first! Written by dylan
EPS06
A prolonged Internet service outage hits South Park and most of the rest of the country, and Randy moves the Marsh family to California hoping to find a connection (and Internet porn for himself).
EPS07
The kids go to an educational field trip, which they don't like, even, but especially, Stan and Wendy, and also especially Cartman, who forces Butters to sneak out to Super Phun Thyme. They left just in time, however, as trigger happy thieves break in. As Stan, Wendy, Kyle and Jimmy try to get the dedicated employees to act like it's 2008 instead of 1864 and call the police, and subsequently hide, can Butters force Cartman to return in time? And will Stan have to risk his life, and dignity, to save the class, who have been taken hostage? Written by movieguy3
EPS08
Cartman and Butters go to P.F. Chang's to try to uncover the Chinese conspiracy to take over the U.S.. Stan and Kyle accuse Steven Spielberg and George Lucas of raping Indiana Jones
EPS09
Cartman accidentally provokes Wendy to beat him to a pulp by disrupting and mocking her report on breast cancer with incredibly sexist comments, and not even her boyfriend Stan can reason with her. Can Cartman stop the inevitable, or will Wendy give him what he deserves? Written by movieguy3
EPS10
With Craig's help, the boys start up a Peruvian pan flute band to make money. However, they are detained by Homeland Security and sent to Peru to end the Pandemic. In the pan flute bands' absence, giant guinea pigs invade South Park.
EPS11
Craig and the boys are stranded in the Andes Mountains while giant guinea pigs wreak havoc all over the planet. Craig is the only person who can end the terror, but he doesn't care and won't do anything about it.
EPS12
While the rest of the nation is distracted by the results of the presidential election, Barack Obama and John McCain set out to complete their true combined objective: a daring Ocean's Eleven style jewel heist.
EPS13
The boys try to resist the High School Musical fad when it hits South Park Elementary, while also trying to convince the school's top singer that he should follow his dream and try out for the basketball team.
EPS14
Butters starts hanging out with the Vampire kids, who are angering the Goth kids at South Park Elementary because everybody is confusing the Vampire kids with them.