Jen is thrilled when the handsome Philip asks her out to the theatre though less so when Roy and Moss also invite themselves along. The play in question is 'Gay', a screamingly camp musical which Moss loves but Jen begins to question Philip's sexuality and is not flattered when he confesses he fancies her because she looks like a man. Roy meanwhile fakes an accident in the disabled toilet which results in his being loaded into a mini-van bound back to Manchester with other disabled play-goers and Jen is surprised to see Moss working behind the bar after he used the staff toilet. Written by don @ minifie-1

Moss finds a web-site which claims to exactly foretell when a person will die. In Roy's case it would seem to be Thursday afternoon at three. In the meantime Denholm commits suicide when the firm is investigated for fraud. His funeral takes place at three on the Thursday afternoon and during the ceremony Roy's phone goes off. He thinks that his time has come and starts screaming and swearing. Douglas, Denholm's son, arrives for the funeral and takes over the business from his father. He seems a highly sexed man and is delighted when given Roy's phone and it vibrates in his pocket. Written by don @ minifie-1

Whilst Jen flees Doug's advances and looks for a place where she is allowed to smoke Moss, feeling that he spends too much time with Roy, answers an advert for what he thinks is a German cookery course though in fact Johann, the German who placed the ad, is a cannibal who wants somebody to eat. Hearing that Johann has a state of the art television Roy pretends to offer himself as a victim, solely so that he can watch his new pirate DVD. Before anybody is eaten though there is a police raid but they are more concerned with the pirate DVD than cannibalism. Written by don @ minifie-1

Jen and boyfriend Peter are planning a dinner party for six single friends but the three men are all indisposed so Jen asks her three work colleagues. Roy is pleased to sit next to a model but as her face is bandaged after a car crash he is unable to see what she looks like. Moss gets stuck with drunken Margaret, who argues with him but Richmond and the hearty Jessica appear to get on. However Jen discovers that Peter's name is Peter File and, as this sounds very much like paedophile and is embarrassing, she dumps him. Written by don @ minifie-1

When Jen's bra causes her discomfort Moss stays up all night to perfect the latest in living bras, the Abracadabra, which moves in line with body contours and is never too tight, Fearing competition from rivals he calls himself Stephen Fennell but gets confused whilst waiting to be interviewed for a television show and accidentally answers to Stephen Fremel, discovering that he is supposed to be an expert on Iraq. Jen wears the bra during a presentation but it responds to body heat and burns her. Ultimately the trio tout for money to market the bra on TV show 'Dragon's Den', where the sample bra spontaneously combusts. Written by don @ minifie-1

Douglas concocts an elaborate plan involving a blind Irish sorcerer, a love potion and a promotion, to bed Jen. Moss and Roy rejoice in the sudden freedom, set on achieving all activities forbade by Jen, only to realize an important lesson. One will rise to be a surprising hero, one will be replaced by a voice machine and one will be obnoxious and naked. Written by irisca