After giving a skewered history of Thanksgiving, Joe Bob hosts The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) for the very first time, discussing every aspect of the film as well as the careers of its cast and crew.

Joe Bob tells the tale of Sawney Bean, whose family inspired characters in The Hills Have Eyes (1977), and then he's joined by the film's poster-boy, Michael Berryman.

Joe Bob rants about probiotics before trying to make sense out of the 1999 Japanese import Dead or Alive.

Joe Bob discusses the communal movie experience and then he provides recurring recaps of Blood Rage (1987), as well as information about where the film was shot.