Whilst Naboo and Bollo go on the head shamans stag party, Howard and Vince are left in charge of the Nabootique. Howard tries to sell some elbow patches and Vince gets lots of money from his celebrity radar. The Hitcher then appears demanding one thousand Euros as part of a protection racket and tells the story of how he used to go to the shop when it was a shop selling eels. He then comes back and gets shot but is then saved by a survival elbow patch stolen earlier from Howard which is bullet proof and decides not to kill Howard and Vince. Written by Ben Drew

Vince decides his new style is Punk and adopts it with his usual flair. Just before becoming front man for a punk band, he is infected by a rogue Jazz virus (an incarnation of the wonderful character Spirit of Jazz) when he accidentally ingests a particle of infected class Jazz record. He begins scat-singing, alienating him from his punk friends and his health starts declining rapidly. Drs Naboo and Bolo assert he can only be saved by destroying the virus by a person who knows Vince and Jazz well. Howard and Lester are miniaturized Fantastic Voyage style and embark upon a risky mission to save their friend. Written by hb

Vince and Howard meet their match, Lance Dior and Harold Boom. Only crimping can save them now.

After several days of Vince piling the rubbish in the wrong place and not in a designated refuge area (DRA) the crack fox moves in. Vince invites the furry addict who not only knocks Vince unconscious put steals Naboos Shaman juice, a powerful potion that makes whoever uses it mighty powerful. Howard is blamed for the theft after Vince tells Naboo that Howard has been putting the rubbish in the wrong place. Howard is sacked. Naboo is sentenced to death for losing the juice and so it is up to Vince to find the crack fox and the Shaman juice. Written by me again

Howard finally succumbs to Vince's plan for a huge party for his birthday. With Bollo at the door, Saboo and Harrison on the decks and Vince's uber-trendy friends on the dance floor, the party really starts to heat up. That is, until someone is caught in a compromising position with the Head Shaman's wife in Naboo's stock room. Written by Anonymous

Howard's best chance to long-sought acting career depends on being able to overcome the paralyzing 'chokes'. Can a washed-up once-famous actor with a chip on his shoulder teach Howard in time to make his one-shot-only acting debut?