After a disastrous battle with a dragon, Jack the wizard decides to escape the madness of the magical realm by moving to Melbourne, Australia.

Having sworn off magic, Jack attempts to get himself a new recycling bin the normal, human way - however if there's anything more confusing than mastering the arcane arts, it might be local council bureaucracy.

Fresh from a nasty divorce with his unicorn wife, Jack tries his hand at speed dating.

Jack comes under harsh scrutiny following a television exposé on media darling, 'Baby Bones', an adorable human child cursed to live without skin.