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Ever-generous Walden decides the traditional fat check isn't enough to celebrate lonely Berta's birthday, so he brings her space-cake and stays to help enjoy the effect. Alan has won Lyndsey back, but faces a colossal jealousy risk when his second ex, Kandi, now a hot TV star, wants to meet and more. Written by KGF Vissers
All Episodes - S10
EPS01
Video correspondence alleviates Alan's worries about Jake as bumbling soldier, the Army ways seem to work even on ultimate knaves. His own situation however seems to become critical, as Walden has decided to propose to Zoe, and mother Harper openly refuses to consider taking the a-unshakable parasite in. Despite literal and figurative fireworks, Walden's bended knee-offered ring is refused. Written by KGF Vissers
EPS02
As if Zoey's proposal decline and Stanhope's childish taunting weren't bad enough for heart-broken Walden, her daughter Ava begs for him to attend her birthday party. Alan fears Walden may take his frustration out on him gets meanly locked out briefs-only by Bertha. A big dog plays a surprisingly big part. Written by KGF Vissers
EPS03
Alan is delighted to hear that Lindsey shares his fantasy, a threesome. Alas, she means two men, and chooses Walden, making that the condition for partaking in his dream, for which she gets him to choose a girl from a bar. To Alan's surprise, Walden accepts, hoping it will help him get over Zoe, but each time he's reminded of her proves unbearable, espied Lindsey's virtually exclusive attention in bed. Written by KGF Vissers
EPS04
Walden hosts his old mate Jerry's daughter Missi, who turns out a shameless vamp and unstoppable chatterbox. Alan was looking forward to Army base cook Jake's weekend leave, but the knave only has eyes for Missi, who surprisingly returns his attention, only to decline a long-term relationship. To Walden's surprise, she asks him to date... her mother. Written by KGF Vissers
EPS05
In order to get over Zoe, Alan encourages Walden to start dating again. Lyndsey offers to match him with her many 'suitable' friends, but they all turn out hopeless on various accounts. Then Walden bumps into Charlie's nemesis Rose, likes her and refuses to take any notice of Alan's warnings. Written by KGF Vissers
EPS06
After blissful weeks with Rose, Walden invites her to move in. Just then Zoe returns, saying she dumped her lover in England and hopes to get Walden back. Alan triumphs sadly when his hitherto discarded warnings about crazy Rose come true, alas also biting him too, even literally. Private Jake has been promoted, despite incessant bumbling. Written by KGF Vissers
EPS07
In the library, Walden bumps into fresh, convincing would be actress Whitney and hires her to pretend being his girlfriend without any sex, only to come to like her too much not to want to know and regret the truth. Jake and Missi each invited themselves to the beach-house 'coicidentally' and spend another hot weekend. To Alan's horror, the MP drops by looking for the AWOL private, who risks jail unless he returns to base that very day but doesn't seems to understand the risk, so 'whisperer' Missi must get trough. Written by KGF Vissers
EPS08
After dating now for several years, Lyndsey asks Alan for a commitment of some sort. If he can't or won't give her that commitment, she may consider exiting the relationship. Although Alan does love her, he has trouble providing that commitment. A chance meeting with Sid, an elderly man at a bar, may give Alan some perspective on the situation. Meanwhile, Walden borrows Alan's car to bring his bicycle in for repairs. When the car breaks down at the side of the highway, Walden is picked up by Shari, a beautiful and wealthy woman driving a Bentley. They immediately enter into a sexual relationship on the premise that Walden is her boy toy, since he can't convince her that he too is wealthy. Walden considers what to do about their relationship after he learns that he is not the only boy toy in her life. Written by Huggo
EPS09
Ever-generous Walden decides the traditional fat check isn't enough to celebrate lonely Berta's birthday, so he brings her space-cake and stays to help enjoy the effect. Alan has won Lyndsey back, but faces a colossal jealousy risk when his second ex, Kandi, now a hot TV star, wants to meet and more. Written by KGF Vissers
EPS10
Walden proves to Alan how systematically women, as soon as they Google his Fortune rank, switch into gold-digger mode. Alan's frank jealousy inspires Walden to 'switch images'. Trough a fake Facebook page, Walden meets helpful single Kate, who actually dates the 'pauper' him just for his killer charm, but makes clear in bed she's big on honesty. Alan meanwhile enjoys posing as billionaire and wriggles to get hold till further notice of some expensive attributes, yet still is only a minor babe-magnet, lacking class. Written by KGF Vissers
EPS11
To maintain his poor man's cover, Walden can only help his destitute would be-actress lover Kate, whose sowing machine breaks down, by taking an 'honest' job as Christmas tree salesman, which he proves good at and enjoys although it's exhausting. Jake cancels, leaving Alan all alone for Christmas, unconsoled by the perks of Walden's fortune, so he craves a hug from Berta. Billy is eager to sell their 'lectric suitcase' to Zuckerberg for half a billion, but Walden stoically holds out for 1.2 while toiling cheerfully to earn peanuts. Written by KGF Vissers
EPS12
Kate despairs about her fashion design ambitions, so Walden decides to invest $100,000. Alan, who spends Walden's money like water in 'Alancrest', the beach house, still makes it convincingly hard on Kate. The whole stress meanwhile caused a problem Walden never experienced before: erectile dysfunction, so Alan takes him to his 'liberal' pharmacist Russel. Written by KGF Vissers
EPS13
Finding Walden a heart-broken wreck, Alan urges him to get fit again. The they fly to New York and try to get him back in Kate's life as himself, no longer pauper Sam. Alan can barely resist trying to cheat on Lindsey with the fashion models. Kate is shocked to find their identities were crossed and dumps Walden, but reconsiders while he gloomily wallows in despair, albeit in the style of the musicals Alan keeps pushing they should go see on Broadway. Written by KGF Vissers
EPS14
Alan, Walden, Billy, and Herb spend the night out together commiserating over their exes after Lyndsey dumps Alan one more time.
EPS15
Alan panics when he learns that Jake's latest 'true love', Tammy, is a mother of three and much older. She visits, flaunting on herself the marks of her business, a tattoo parlor, which worries Alan even more, while Walden rather asks what she sees in mental baby Jake. Yer her explanations and declared intentions make some sense, especially to Jake, who acts utterly leashed. Written by KGF Vissers
EPS16
Walden is delighted when Kate flies to LA and asks an appointment on Valentine's Day. Alas, she only wants friendship, still prefers 'Sam' and now has just a busy calendar as Walden, so no next date can be booked. For once, Alan decides to 'spoil' Lyndsey on Valentine's Day by booking a hotel suite he can't really afford. But pubic grooming on himself goes so bad she has to drive him to hospital instead. Rose is unsuspecting Kate's new business partner, who lures her to China. Written by KGF Vissers
EPS17
Walden considers it's time to go looking for a partner. Although Alan claims he's attractive enough, he pays for an expensive dating agency's exclusive millionaires mixer. Alas most women participants prove impossible, so he ends up in bed with his first ex, Bridget. As Alan feared, she soon becomes more domineering then ever, starves Walden sexually 'for Tantric rewards' and insists on giving Alan and Berta marching orders. Written by KGF Vissers
EPS18
Walden scolds Alan for wrecking his perfect toaster and pretending the cheap junk he bought as replacement is better, while it breaks down the first d-time. Mutual bluffing sees Alan move out, but Lundsey won't take him in. Lonely Herb, his ex's ex, does, but fun at the miniature trains soon turns into anxiety about his host's mildly sick mind. Lonely, Walden decides, after talking to Jake, to make the first move, even fears it might be too late. Written by KGF Vissers
EPS19
Walden takes pity on lonely Herb after he took in Alan, enough to let him turn the beach-house into a party home. After a while, Walden tires of serial hangovers and puts an end to it. Herb resumes his orgies in a hotel-room, until Walden brings out the big gun. Written by KGF Vissers
EPS20
Alan is just worried when Jake presents his new lover Ashley, hence given up a more promising adult relationship. Walden's puzzled amusement, shared by Berta, grows with some admiration and commiseration as the clueless knave specifies it's none other then her predecessor and mother, Tammy, who objects out of maternal concern, which Walden manages to sooth. Then arrives her previous adult lover, super-slick TV ad car salesman Jerry, a businessman to Walden's taste, who wants Ashley back and just won't give up. Written by KGF Vissers
EPS21
Just now Alan believed to get his life in order, Lyndsey dumps him for a hot catch. Commiserating and mainly concerned he'll be stuck with Alan constantly, Walden tries to help and keep an eye on him. Herb also has his reasons to spy on the new couple. Written by KGF Vissers
EPS22
Desperate to get Alan out of his hair, Walden breaks his heart-broken gloom by spicing the suggestion of a make-over with the magic gesture: his limitless credit card. The result may still be tacky, it attracts an airhead gold-digger whose ancient, super-rich husband Victor is rarely even conscious. The smell of money soon helps Alan overcome any embarrassment about adultery around the sick husband. Written by KGF Vissers
EPS23
Walden dates a sexy young woman, but is actually more interested in her grandmother. Meanwhile, Alan and Jake take a final road trip together before Jake leaves for Japan.