Donna discovers that she is not pregnant after all,which comes as a disappointment to Gaz,who had hoped fatherhood would make him more responsible. However Janet persuades him that he can still be responsible without a child. He decides to show Donna his romantic side by inviting her to the 'best drinking establishment in town',which turns out to be a can of lager in his garage. Louise's psychic predictions fall flat once more after she has encouraged Jonny to become a mime. Written by don @ minifie-1

When Jonny wins a thousand pounds on a Lotto scratch card everybody has their own idea of how he should spend it, Janet throwing a party in the hopes that he will use the money to buy an engagement ring. However he eventually uses it to hire Bungle, a puppet bear from a children's television show, and a bouncy castle. Louise has a new man, James, whom she sees as a sex machine, though he turns out to be a virgin. Written by don @ minifie-1

Jonny is jealous when Janet finds a love letter from handsome old flame Andy,though she tells him she is merely being nostalgic. To allay his fears she introduces him to 'Andy',who is actually wimpy little Colin from the chemist's. Louise goes off James and wonders if she is a Lesbian,getting Donna and Janet to experiment with her,though it does nothing for her and she realises that she just does not fancy James. Flo meanwhile wants Donna to move out so that she can turn her room into a saucy massage parlour. Written by don @ minifie-1

Jonny is convinced that he is seriously ill though Janet has her doubts and goes off to the Archer,the local pub,to meet Andy. Outside the pub they are seen by Gaz and Louise,who tells Jonny. Louise also buys a dog as a man substitute,calling him Chesney and dressing him in clothes similar to hers but he gets run over, whilst Donna agrees to move in with Gaz. Written by don @ minifie-1

Donna and Gaz each draw up a list of things the one expects the other to do in order to make their flat share easier but his list contains silly things,which annoys her. Janet and Jonny also argue,about her seeing Andy. As a result Donna goes to spend the night at Jonny's flat whilst Janet comes to Gaz's, a fact which shocks Louise. Written by don @ minifie-1

Jonny is confused to wake up and find Donna bringing him tea in bed though he makes a miracle recovery and they go to Andy's house to look for Janet. She is not there but eventually both couples meet up in the Archer where there is general reconciliation and Jonny finally gives Janet an engagement ring. However,from its inscription 'Mo Mo and Pigsy' Janet realises that it is a family heirloom that Jonny stole from Andy's house. Written by don @ minifie-1