Abdullah, Wilbert, and Martina set off on a road trip to cover the 2016 elections. First stop, Cliven Bundy's ranch, where they meet the militia leader himself.

Abdullah, Wilbert, and Martina visit a Donald Trump-themed porn shoot before heading to Denver to discuss weed legalization. They visit a huge grow house and get really high.

Abdullah, Wilbert, and Martina visit Mt. Rushmore, sleep in a Lakota teepee to protest the Keystone Pipeline, and meet Ted Cruz and call hogs at the Iowa State Fair.

Abdullah, Wilbert, and Martina visit Texas to uncover the realities of illegal immigration. They help identify the corpse of a Mexican who died trying to cross the border.

Abdullah, Wilbert, and Martina visit a Creationist museum in Texas and discuss the politics of evolution. They hang out in a fake Oval Office before taking a ride in JFK's car.

Abdullah, Wilbert, and Martina go shrimping on the oil-ravaged Louisiana bayou. And they get into a heated confrontation with some overzealous Civil War reenactors.

Abdullah, Wilbert, and Martina visit an African village in South Carolina and Wilbert is given a new name. Then on to their final destination: the White House.