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Citizen Khan

EPS01

Citizen Khan

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IMDb: 6.6
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30 min

Mr Khan makes an exhibition of himself in front of a packed house at Edgbaston Cricket Ground. Having been made to sleep in the car by Mrs Khan after forgetting their wedding anniversary, Mr Khan is on a mission to make amends. But his boast to Dave that he knows local boy Moeen Ali backfires when Amjad suggests he could get the famous England all-rounder to make a celebrity appearance at the fundraiser that Mrs Khan and Shazia are helping to organise. Mr Khan has no option but to get to the cricket match to find Moeen and do whatever it takes. Written by BBC

Country: UK
Genre: Comedy,
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HD Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

EPS10

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

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IMDb: 8.0
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A report appears in the local paper stating that anybody trying to enter the Archer,which is subject to a curse,will be killed by the thing they love most. After Kelly mysteriously disappears,to be suffocated by bags of crisps,the others break into the pub where Donna is cut in two by a glass ceiling, Donna having killed Gaz and Louise killing herself. Jonny is consumed by a giant Jammy Dodger biscuit and when Janet awakes from the nightmare she finds that the biscuit has replaced Jonny in the bed next to her. Written by don @ minifie-1

Country: UK
Genre: Comedy,
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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

EPS09

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

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IMDb: 7.2
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Still musing on his sexuality after he discovered that he liked Brian, Jonny ends up snogging a man but it's elderly customer Arthur, which is not a fair barometer. Following a visit from her disruptive younger brother Dion, Donna proposes to Gaz and he accepts. Janet and Kelly are determined to keep the Archer going and stage a sit-in, where they are joined by other regulars but then a man from the brewery arrives, pointing out that the pub is a death trap and so it is closed down. Written by don @ minifie-1

Country: UK
Genre: Comedy,
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HD Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

EPS08

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

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IMDb: 8.1
0

Janet turns the Archer into a World war Two theme pub but Donna,annoyed to have been pipped at the post,poses as a health inspector,finding fault to shut the pub down. Louise turns to prostitution to repay the money for the car whilst Jonny,to make things up with Gaz,buys him a dog,on which to try out his parenting skills but unfortunately Gaz kills it. Janet discovers that Donna is not a health inspector after all and makes the pub dirty in revenge but then a real one turns up and orders the Archer's closure. Written by don @ minifie-1

Country: UK
Genre: Comedy,
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HD Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

EPS07

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

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IMDb: 8.0
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The job of manager of the Archer has come vacant and Donna,to prove she is as good as a man,and Janet,to impress Jonny,both apply,the post going to Janet. Louise has been promised a legacy by her mother,who is unwell - possibly fatally - but Louise jumps the gun by taking the money to buy a car,which gets stolen. Jonny is coming to believe that Corinthian may well be Gaz's child since he has the same unpleasant traits. But then news comes from the sperm bank. Gaz's sperm count is so low he could not possibly be the child's father. The victory goes to Jonny. Written by don @ minifie-1

Country: UK
Genre: Comedy,
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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

EPS06

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

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IMDb: 7.2
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Janet is left stunned after Gaz's shock attempt to take Corinthian but Johnny has other things on his mind and decides to become a farmer to feed the family. Louise feels unsafe after Kelly points a gun at her and moves in with Janet and Johnny. Desperate for kids Gaz decides to visit the sperm bank to open an account hoping that one day his children will find him and because masturbating for money would be his dream job. Janet goes overboard with security which leads Donna to take her out and she tells her that Gaz isn't coming back and the most likely person to steal her baby would try and befriend them and would be someone lonely, without a family. Johnny suspects that Louise may have an ulterior motive in moving in with them but she discovers that he's only pretending to be a farmer and is really wasting money on farmer's markets. She threatens to tell Janet, who is proud of Johnnys apparent farming skill, unless he lets her stay. Janet rushes in and points Kelly's gun at Louise...

Country: UK
Genre: Comedy,
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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

EPS05

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

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IMDb: 7.5
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Gaz wants to have a baby with Donna,partly so that he can marry her. She agrees to try for one but takes the morning-after pill directly afterwards. Jonny,angry that Brian mistook him for a gay,decides to adopt a macho attitude but nearly ends up hitting Janet so reverts to being calm and serene,rescuing his wife from an alky at the pub where Louise,believing that she is an alcoholic,has decided to hold an A.A. meeting. However Gaz confronts him.claiming that he is the true father of Corinthian and wants to take him. Written by don @ minifie-1

Country: UK
Genre: Comedy,
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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

EPS04

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

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IMDb: 6.8
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Gaz gets down on one knee to propose to Donna,who initially declines but then changes her mind. However,when she learns that Gaz is planning a wedding ceremony in the Archer,she refuses again. Having accidentally walked out of a baby clothes store without paying Janet develops a taste for shop-lifting as she is hard up for cash. A shocked Jonny decides he will knit Corinthian's clothes but the result is a mess. Louise at last meets Brian,her real father but he is an alcoholic who touches her for money. He is also gay and throws himself at Jonny so the reunion is short-lived. Written by don @ minifie-1

Country: UK
Genre: Comedy,
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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

EPS03

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

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IMDb: 7.7
0

Donna starts work at the garage with Gaz but they spend more time having sex than working until she assumes the persona of a man,calling herself Don,to attract more work. Janet gets a job on a phone sex chat line but is so bad at it that the punters keep hanging up on her. Louise gets to meet her parents but is convinced that the man is not her real father because he is ginger. Written by don @ minifie-1

Country: UK
Genre: Comedy,
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HD Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

EPS02

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

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IMDb: 7.7
0

Passed over for promotion at work to a man Donna feels she is the victim of sexism and steals a van to prove she is as good a driver as any male but crashes it and gets fired. Janet decides to work from home making squeaky goblin toys for children but they are so ugly that Jonny believes that they are possessed and wants them out so she gets Gaz to store them in the garage. Louise gets a letter from her real mother and is delighted to learn she is from a wealthy part of Runcorn. Written by don @ minifie-1

Country: UK
Genre: Comedy,
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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

EPS01

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

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IMDb: 7.4
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Janet seriously considers taking the cruise ship job and Jonny is keen to accompany her as he wants to be a pirate but when Janet learns the job is little more than being a stripper they decide to stay at home. Gaz's father puts his garage up for sale and Donna buys it with the remains of the money from the house sale so that Gaz will still be in work. Louise goes to visit her mother in hospital and learns that she was adopted. Written by don @ minifie-1

Country: UK
Genre: Comedy,
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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

EPS14

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

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IMDb: 6.8
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Louise is anxious to show off her sexy new boyfriend but already he is finding her squeaky voice and odd ways getting on his nerves. Gaz decides to overcome his fear of sheep and move into the house after he has had to rescue Donna from a flock in the garden. Whilst Jonny goes for his interview at the biscuit factory,convinced that the job is his,Janet also gets an offer - as a singer on a cruise ship,but it means sailing for Mauritius the next day. Written by don @ minifie-1

Country: UK
Genre: Comedy,
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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

EPS13

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

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IMDb: 7.2
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Janet is suffering from post-natal depression but Jonny sees his dream job advertised in the paper,working in a biscuit factory and applies for interview. Donna decides the flat is in such a bad state that she and Gaz should move into a house but the first one they go to view has a sheep in the garden and Gaz has to admit to a phobia of sheep. Louise,feeling unlucky in love as ever,begins a 'relationship' with her phone but then she meets Mick, stylist to the stars of 'Hollyoaks' soap opera. Written by don @ minifie-1

Country: UK
Genre: Comedy,
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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

EPS12

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

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IMDb: 7.0
0

Janet is planning her baby's christening and,now that the two couples have made up and are friends again,she asks Donna and Gaz to be Corinthian's godparents.However Louise has a religious experience in which she sees God and believes that she should be the baby's godmother,causing Janet to postpone the christening and Louise to take drastic action. Written by don @ minifie-1

Country: UK
Genre: Comedy,
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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

EPS11

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

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IMDb: 7.2
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Jonny feels that Janet is become too obsessed with baby Corinthian and so he starts to act like a baby himself in an unsuccessful attempt to gain his wife's attention. The couple are short of money and Gaz is keen to give them a loan since Donna is bringing in a good wage at the bucket factory. Donna is unwilling however, as she has still some resentment over the fact that Janet slept with Gaz. Louise is desperate for a boyfriend to make herself more interesting and tries to pinch a man from Kelly. Written by don @ minifie-1

Country: UK
Genre: Comedy,
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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

EPS10

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

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IMDb: 7.9
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Donna and Gaz wind each other up by pretending to have other,superior sex partners,which results in Gaz storming out and being run over by the ambulance taking Janet - whose water has broken - to hospital. There is yet another reconciliation as Donna and Gaz get it on in his hospital bed. However Gaz is concussed after the accident and tells Jonny that he is the baby's father. Jonny is about to confront Janet but all is forgiven when he learns that she has given birth to a son - Corinthian McVitie Keogh. Written by don @ minifie-1

Country: UK
Genre: Comedy,
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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

EPS09

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

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IMDb: 7.0
0

Janet's pregnancy is making her forgetful so,to sharpen her memory,Louise enters her for the Archer's pub quiz,which is compered by Kelly,who makes snide comments about Janet's night with Gaz. Gaz has lost weight and has recovered his former physique. He is a hit with the ladies at the ante-natal classes where he accompanies Jonny because Janet is too preoccupied with the pub quiz and where his parenting skills using Cuddles,the toy monkey,are impressive. In fact he gets back with Donna,inspiring her to also embark on a fitness regime. Written by don @ minifie-1

Country: UK
Genre: Comedy,
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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

EPS08

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

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IMDb: 6.8
0

Six months have elapsed since the wedding and Janet is heavily pregnant but she has let the place become a tip and so Louise brings her community service girls round to tidy it up. In fact they just sit around smoking and chatting to Janet. After they have gone Janet sees that she has no desire to be like them and cleans up. Donna is working in a bucket factory and can get promotion if she sells 4,000 buckets. Jonny also has a job - at the Archer,as potman but it only lasts a day. Gaz,pining after Donna left him again,has gone in for comfort eating and is seriously over-weight but when he sees Donna again he wants her back and so,with Munch's help,he prepares to slim down. Written by don @ minifie-1

Country: UK
Genre: Comedy,
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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

EPS07

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

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IMDb: 7.8
0

Louise goes to court and,after arguing with the magistrate,is given community service,supervising delinquent teen-aged girls. Janet and Jonny wake up,in their wedding clothes,in the back of a truck containing dressed crabs. Fearful that their marriage is fated never to take place, Janet confesses to Jonny to her night with Gaz but he laughs it off. Donna and Gaz decide to form an alliance which will save the day,posing as Janet and Jonny at the registry office so that they will have a proper marriage certificate. Written by don @ minifie-1

Country: UK
Genre: Comedy,
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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

EPS06

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

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IMDb: 7.4
0

Donna and Janet have made up and are all for a quiet hen night-come -baby shower but Louise,in court the next day,ensures that quiet it is not. Despite most of Runcorn seemingly aware of his night with Janet Gaz still invites a load of total strangers to Jonny's stag party who are not in the know. The evening starts badly when Jonny and Gaz get left behind by the mini-bus but ends in style with a stripper - who also knows about Gaz's fling with Janet. Written by don @ minifie-1

Country: UK
Genre: Comedy,
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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

EPS05

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

HD
IMDb: 8.1
0

After Gaz has admitted about himself and Janet Donna leaves him and resists Janet's attempts to make things up with her. After a disastrous date with Munch Kelly decides to set her sights at the newly single Gaz and dresses and acts like Donna in order to impress him. Jonny is barred from the local off-licence for selling alcohol to under-age kids so he gets Louise to buy the drinks in his stead. However she is refused service as the shop-keeper thinks that she too is under-age and Jonny's customers are not happy. Written by don @ minifie-1

Country: UK
Genre: Comedy,
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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

EPS04

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

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IMDb: 7.6
0

Jonny buys a car which he calls Herbie and gets Gaz to give him driving lessons. Louise asks Jonny to publicly forgive her for causing the shoot-out so that it will improve her chances in court but when he refuses and gives her new dress to a charity shop she has the car crushed. Gaz is not keen to go to Ecuador and does not want Donna to leave him so he hides her passport. When Janet gives the passport back to her Donna suspects she has an ulterior motive for her wanting to go so she decides to stay instead. Written by don @ minifie-1

Country: UK
Genre: Comedy,
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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

EPS03

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

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IMDb: 7.8
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Janet and Jonny decide that they will get married and plan their second ceremony,with the news that Janet is pregnant. Gaz kisses Louise as a means of blackmailing her into not divulging that he slept with Janet. Donna has sold her mother's house after Louise has counselled her about her relationship with Flo,and decides that she and Gaz will go on a hiking tour of Ecuador with the proceeds. Written by don @ minifie-1

Country: UK
Genre: Comedy,
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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

EPS02

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

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IMDb: 7.4
0

As Munch gets jiggy with Kelly,the Archer's new barmaid,Donna and Gaz move into Flo's old house,which Donna has inherited on the proviso she does not look into the cupboard under the stairs. Hearing noises Gaz is convinced it is haunted by Flo's ghost but,when he opens the door,the stairs collapse and so he and Donna have to move back to their flat. Louise sees a psychiatrist called Dr. Yark,and tells him that her actions were probably caused by a sub-conscious effort to protect him from learning about Janet and Gaz. She is released and goes round to tell Jonny what she saw just as he,after suffering a bout of agorophobia,is about to propose to Janet. Written by don @ minifie-1

Country: UK
Genre: Comedy,
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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

EPS01

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

HD
IMDb: 7.4
0

Flo is killed in a road accident but,at the funeral, Janet is feeling randy and Gaz is unable to satisfy her so,until he is recovered,she takes comfort with a cut-out of the Chuckle Brothers. Jonny becomes a local celebrity after surviving his snoot-out with the police though he and Janet miss the planned television interview with him outside the Archer for 'North West Today'. Louise is arrested for causing the situation and Janet changes her mind about bailing her out,leaving her in police custody. Written by don @ minifie-1

Country: UK
Genre: Comedy,
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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

EPS07

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

HD
IMDb: 7.6
0

Louise does not last long at the bakery as power goes to her head and she goes about sacking people,leading to her own dismissal. Jonny is homeless after rowing with his dad but gets back together with Janet,attracted by her cheese and onion pasty bikini. Gaz feels he is impotent whilst Donna's tutor Philip suggests that they get to know each a little better on the grounds that it will further her student career. Written by don @ minifie-1

Country: UK
Genre: Comedy,
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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

EPS06

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

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IMDb: 7.7
0

Janet goes to work at the bakery as usual,knowing she has a new boss - which turns out to be Louise. Donna is keen for Janet and Jonny to get back together and asks Gaz to split Jonny up with Kate by making a pass at her - which he does. Rather than respond Kate gets angry and makes it clear that she has no time for Jonny's friends. This does the trick and Kate and Jonny are no more. Written by don @ minifie-1

Country: UK
Genre: Comedy,
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