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Alan is appalled when Walden shows him the utterly abusive YouTube posts his former business partner Billy Stanhope keeps posting. Still, a relatively small bribe suffices for Alan to let him in. Walden's fury over such disloyalty is soon overtaken by Billy's Internet project, that could make them another fortune. Even Jake shrugs his head superiorly at the sight of the cocky rivals' petty dueling over everything. Meanwhile superfluous Alan naively offers a friendly service to Berta, who doesn't hesitate to charge him with a perilous debt payment delivery. Written by KGF Vissers

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IMDb: 5.7
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Zoe's repeated inability to replay to Walden's sweet 'I love you' either when they fear his private jet might crash or just using a hurry as an excuse convinces him, against Alan's soothing advice, that she doesn't, so he dates Jennifer, the first fox he meets in an elevator. Lyndsey's drinking gets excessive, and even her vomiting a cause of incessant disgust for everyone in the beach-house. Walden finds out the root of Zoe's attitude. Written by KGF Vissers

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IMDb: 6.8
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Walden and Alan can't prevent their girlfriends starting a bitching war after commoner Lyndsey's vicious reaction to a snob remark from socialite Oxford graduate Zoey. A mudslide during a rainstorm locks them in the beach-house on Valentine's Day. Walden does well to appease Zoey in bed, but Alan's verbal bungling enrages Lundsey further, leading to a fake orgasm shouting contest. The boys flee on an errant despite the torrent just to avoid the war-zone. Ironically while they nearly drown, the girls sanctimoniously make up. Written by KGF Vissers

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IMDb: 6.6
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22 min

Walden feels Zoey doesn't truly enjoy sex with him and lets Alan convince him that's a bad sign. After a painful episodes in both senses to prevent her daughter Avan, whom she was reluctant even to present, finding them in bed, Walden hesitantly tries Berta's space brownies, which get him high, Zoey almost paranoid. Jake and Eldrigde also had a batch, so they keep looking for Zoey for a $100 reward long after she sobers up. After Ava's English father Nigel drops her unexpectedly, Walden wins her over in a single zoo visit. That also proves the key to overcome Zoey's sexual insecurity. Written by KGF Vissers

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IMDb: 6.5
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Walden is surprised that after happy months with Zoe, she suddenly wants him to shave and have a haircut to accompany her to a law firm office party. Warned by Alan this kind of concessions leads to ever more, Walden retracts his promise, but finds they both are prepared to give in. To get Alan off their back, Eldridge and Jake pretend Lyndsey's hot new boyfriend Dylan is gay, so Alan rushes over to win her back only to hear them engaged most heterosexually, yet his luck changes. Against his own advice to Walden, he even admits he's willing to concede endlessly. Written by KGF Vissers

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21 min

Walden wants to steer his company into new investments, but is blocked within the board by his vindictive ex Bridget and his own mother Robin, whom she bribed with doubled primate research funds. Walden's British lover Zoey however finds a way out in the company bylaws: he founder can name an additional board member and cast the deciding vote. Looking for a spineless pawn, Walden chooses Alan, who is delighted with the $50,000 annual fee and board room treats. Bridget and Robin try to bribe Alan with a Porsche and intimate attention. Written by KGF Vissers

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Walden and Zoey are now so comfortable in and out of bed that he gets her to agree to inviting their surviving parents. Her RAF-retired father Edward and mother Sharon remain calmly tolerant despite everything. Jake stays with his buddy Eldridge and grandma avoided inviting Alan, so Walden takes pity on him once more. Walden's mother, zoological researcher Robin, is startled when their conversation reveals a secret from Walden's early childhood, being raised with a 'brother' who actually was a gorilla. Written by KGF Vissers

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IMDb: 6.4
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21 min

Despite her vain protestation, a frivolous dinner flight by private jet to Guadalajara wins Zoey completely for Walden, who feels ready commit to her and sign his divorce. Just then Bridget turns up, claiming she wants to give their 15 years old relationship a last change. Alan now gives advice based on his determination to keep his residence. Written by KGF Vissers

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IMDb: 6.1
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30 min

Walden asks a girl out. When they go out, he can't help but talk about his failed marriage, making his date wonder if he's ready to move on. Alan is in the red, financially. Walden gives his ring to Alan, because he wants to move on. Alan considers selling it. But reconsiders. Written by rcs0411@yahoo.com

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IMDb: 6.4
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30 min

Just released after long mental therapy in a strict 'stress clinic', Alan's life quickly turns nightmarish again. On the ride home, he learns Jake sired Megan's baby. Walden took his place as Lindsy's lover and packed his bags, mother pretends not to be home and his car wreck can't even serve fr suicide, so he must spend the night in the storage Walden arranged for his last possessions. Then the cards are reshuffled again. Written by KGF Vissers

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IMDb: 6.5
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30 min

As part of his divorce closure and start of a new single dating life, Walden redecorates the beach house. When Charlie's piano is taken away, already jealous Alan also turns melancholic and ends up incarnating his dearly missed brother, getting drunk and picking up girls as Charlie, down to his name and Bermudas. Jake feels insecure, squashed between two fellow losers turning into Charlies. Written by KGF Vissers

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IMDb: 5.7
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Having given up on his marriage, Walden decides to redecorate and hires greedy Evelyn, who, like Alan warned, ends up in bed with the hunk. Alan gets obsessed with Charlie's journal, revealing but also feeding his somewhat correct suspicion there must be a hidden fortune. Jake concentrates on foxy 'tutor' Megan, who alas only has eyes for Walden. Written by KGF Vissers

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IMDb: 5.5
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Walden feels it's time for a new start and a move to New York when served divorce papers. Alan can't afford to loose his free ride again, so he convinces Walden to try Charlie's therapist, Dr. Linda Freeman. She smells her own meal ticket, thrice a week, but saves Alan's bacon. Both house-mates' spirits are lifted when they bump in a bar into Bridget Schmidt's lookalike Danny and her lesbian partner, in for some bi fun. Written by KGF Vissers

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IMDb: 5.7
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Alan tries to cure Walden's divorce grief with alcohol and cable porn. Thus they discover that Lyndsey has starred in such a revealing production. Alan first mounts his high horse, then overdoes 'letting her off' by admitting his own moral deviations, hence ends up dumped. Walden meanwhile seeks simpler comfort in baking sweet stuff, but Berta spikes a cake. To cheer up Alan, he throws a libertine party, unknowing Lyndsey is coming to give Alan another chance. Walden prevents her finding Alan 'anughty', yet he repeats his excessive honesty. Written by KGF Vissers

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IMDb: 5.6
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30 min

Walden realizes after the disastrous dinner his chances of patching up with Bridget are negligible. Alan abuses his hospitality to bring over his best ex Lyndsey, even Bertha her equally unattractive 'beau' Elmer. Alan convinces Walden to start looking for girls in bars. To his horror, but Jake's frustrated delight, Charlie's leach-like gold-digger lover Lyndsey hooks Walden. Written by KGF Vissers

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IMDb: 5.2
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30 min

Alan finally gets a standing invitation to love with Walden as reward for advice on how to handle a dinner with Bridget. Judith drops off Jake without even phoning in advance. Walden however has no problem with a knavish extra guest, who seizes Alan's guest-room bed. Jake looks up to the handsome billionaire, but misunderstands Walden having skipped high-school, where he was bored, to MIT for leaving school. To Alan's horror, Jake assumes his bad results also stem from excessive IQ. Bridget's belittling attitude at dinner makes painfully clear Walden's marriage is beyond salvation. Written by KGF Vissers

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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 5.1
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30 min

Walden has bought the beach-house and re-hired Berta. However he feels lonely and trusts Alan enough to ask help and advice how to try win back his wife Bridget. Alan already feels very unwelcome at ma's and eagerly extracts as counter-favor the chance to move back in with Jake. Alan therefore braves Walden's semi-suicidal driving and, against his better judgment, joins 'breaking in' at the Schmidt mansion, only to hear Bridget meanly claim she gave Walden 15 years of chances to grow up. The new buddies seek consolation in alcohol and wake up naked together after nightly skinny-dipping. Written by KGF Vissers

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IMDb: 5.8
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Despite Alan's best efforts, Charlie's funeral is as unworthy as his 'accidental' demise in Paris after being caught cheating on Rose. Ma is only interested in a commission on selling the beach-house and won't take in Alan for long. Luckily Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, as handsome and irresistible as Charlie, stumbles in after a 'failed' suicide attempt over a divorce. He buys the place generously offers to put up Alan and Jake 'a month, tops' in exchange for some help. Berta can't believe her luck her new boss is even richer than Charlie, as undemanding, more handsome and repeatedly naked. Alan discovers the downside: Walden also gets the girls even without trying. Written by KGF Vissers

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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 7.7
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30 min

A guilty conscience and the risk of being discovered and betrayed drive Alan to seek forgiveness for his pyramid scheme in confession, but finding the penance too steep and counter-blackmailing Rose easy he opts for just refunding. Charlie meanwhile wants to seduce Rose to divorce for his sake, leaving him too blind to smell a rat when he finds the Mannequinn in her wardrobe closet. Written by KGF Vissers

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IMDb: 8.2
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22 min

Alan convinces Charlie to lend him $5,000 to start advertising, like a former college mate, for whom that tripled chiropractor earnings. As soon as people believe it works, they offer to invest too. Since Charlie gets a refund with 'turbo profit', all are eager to invest back and more in a pyramid system. Meanwhile Charlie's gently jealous pizza-boy Gordon discovers Rose's husband Manny Quinn is just a mannequin, but Charlie fails to get repeated clues. Written by KGF Vissers

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IMDb: 7.8
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30 min

Charlie is amused, inspiring and genuinely supportive, unlike worried Alan, when Jake and Eldridge start a website to promote 'Dumbass', their even worse version of Jackass. After meeting Rose 'after her honeymoon', the forbidden fruit-effect reduces Charlie to painful efforts to stalk her beach-house, only to be 'allowed' to 'seduce her into adultery'. Written by KGF Vissers

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IMDb: 7.8
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21 min

Charlie and Lyndsey discover they have things in common, like gambling, but agree not to trouble Alan, who gets jealous for nothing. When her burned-down home is finally fixed up, she plans a housewarming party. Alan's jealousy and ingratitude to Charlie to the point of opposing inviting him are the only vices Lyndsey won't put up with. Alan initially plans to stay home alone, but can't resist spying, which also exposes him to an inhospitably lurking skunk. Written by KGF Vissers

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IMDb: 7.4
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21 min

The mischievous magic between Charlie and Courtney suddenly wears out, so they agree to part. His behavior becomes odder then even his household is used to, while picking up girls doesn't come as easily any more, so Alan ends up convincing him to seek therapy again. There the theory is advanced that he seeks excuses to avoid commitment. Written by KGF Vissers

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IMDb: 7.5
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22 min

Charlie finds a new boundary at his generosity towards Courtney when she spends his money lavishly on Jake, who also milks his parents. However jealous of his brother's romantic generosity, Alan draws the line of parasitism at insisting he must pay himself for Lyndsey's birthday present. After a grueling day of offering professional massages in a mall and wasting the meager earnings a fake pearls, he can't resist stealing back diamond earrings he once bought for his ex. Written by KGF Vissers

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IMDb: 7.6
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30 min

Charlie goes on a spending spree for his old fling, Courtney, who shows up after three years in prison for conning him out of money.

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IMDb: 8.1
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22 min

Charlie is too drunk even to notice who asks him for cash and why, or to remember that Berta arranged a stand-in cleaner during her family reunion weekend. When temp Esmerelda arrives, her luxury suite treatment delights Charlie utterly, but he lacks the courage to fire lazy Berta. Alan meanwhile is delighted to hear that Lyndsey broke up again with her ex Chris Makelroy, yet terrified when Chris seems to be stalking them. Written by KGF Vissers

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IMDb: 7.9
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22 min

Lush uncle Charlie chases Jake's classmate-date just when the kids were getting physical. The promised payback comes after Alan drags the kid along to congratulate grandma Evelyn on another gloomy birthday, when she was dumped too: Jake inspires Alan to invite her for a birthday dinner on Sunday, when Jake is at ma's. She drinks and drags the brothers to the pharmacy. Charlie hopes to match her with pharmacist Russell, given their matching vices. Alas, Russell's 'romantic' manners prove even worse then the Harpers' own. Written by KGF Vissers

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IMDb: 7.9
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20 min

Despite embarrassing input from Alan, Jake, Evelyn and Berta concerning Charlie's vices, his hot affair with dermatologist Michelle continues. But only until stalking neighbor Rose reappears. Rose announces her marriage with fashion industry celebrity Manny Quinn. Alan is easily convinced, Charlie only when they see with their own eyes the wedding, which she elaborately staged to make Charlie jealous, and successfully. Written by KGF Vissers

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IMDb: 8.1
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22 min

Charlie takes his dermatologist Michelle to a movie date, then proceeds smoothly into bed, but retreats after hearing she's 47 and meeting her bisexual daughter Shauna (20), fearing he'll end up doing it with both. Meanwhile Jake spends the weekend with his mother, while Alan sees to his urgent needs manually with Internet porn, just to avoid wasting erectile drugs nearing the expiration date. Written by KGF Vissers

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IMDb: 7.8
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22 min

Charlie is off to Las Vegas, allegedly to enjoy some time without Alan and Jake, but in fact for discrete cosmetic surgery. Alas, regular patient ma also checked in there. Back home, Alan tries and borrows everything, even poses as rich Charlie in bars to score dates. However, even Jake lies at his act and Gretchen, the girl he picks up in a bar, already knows the beach-house, being one of Charlie's countless exes, and a German nightmare. Written by KGF Vissers

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IMDb: 8.0
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22 min

After Alan's pipe sets fatal fire to Lyndsey's home, Charlie is far from happy, yet takes in the couple and their sons. Charlie never ceases to insist they must be able to move back, soon, and orders a silent comfort girl. When Alan finally realizes he's unlikely to be forgiven ever, he joins the burned-out ruins, where Charlie already drinks with Chris Makelroy, Judith's husband Herb and adult pizza-boy Gordon, a cocktail which proves most cruel to Alan. Written by KGF Vissers

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IMDb: 8.0
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21 min

Charlie is not amused to see that Alan, who finally moved in with Lyndsey Makelroy, returns to his beach-house for 'goodbye sex' with Melissa, who still thinks he lives there. Although Lyndsey offers Alan all he ever wanted, he still can't resist meeting Melissa in the 'love nest', whatever Charlie tries. When Melissa turns up unexpectedly, disaster strikes for all, even in Charlie's for once utterly innocent crotch. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
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