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IMDb: 7.5
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Charlie finds a new boundary at his generosity towards Courtney when she spends his money lavishly on Jake, who also milks his parents. However jealous of his brother's romantic generosity, Alan draws the line of parasitism at insisting he must pay himself for Lyndsey's birthday present. After a grueling day of offering professional massages in a mall and wasting the meager earnings a fake pearls, he can't resist stealing back diamond earrings he once bought for his ex. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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IMDb: 7.8
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22 min

Charlie is off to Las Vegas, allegedly to enjoy some time without Alan and Jake, but in fact for discrete cosmetic surgery. Alas, regular patient ma also checked in there. Back home, Alan tries and borrows everything, even poses as rich Charlie in bars to score dates. However, even Jake lies at his act and Gretchen, the girl he picks up in a bar, already knows the beach-house, being one of Charlie's countless exes, and a German nightmare. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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IMDb: 8.0
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22 min

After Alan's pipe sets fatal fire to Lyndsey's home, Charlie is far from happy, yet takes in the couple and their sons. Charlie never ceases to insist they must be able to move back, soon, and orders a silent comfort girl. When Alan finally realizes he's unlikely to be forgiven ever, he joins the burned-out ruins, where Charlie already drinks with Chris Makelroy, Judith's husband Herb and adult pizza-boy Gordon, a cocktail which proves most cruel to Alan. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 8.1
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22 min

When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get Alan to say yes.

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IMDb: 8.6
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22 min

Charlie admits waking up without trousers, later found in his mailbox stamped, without any recollection of the night, is a wakeup-call to stop drinking, but his definition excludes liters of beer and wine. Charlie and even Bertie feel proud about two girls sneaking out of Jake's room, but Alan lectures him. As Charlie, who fraternizes with admirer Herb, predicted, that makes it far worse when Jake and mate Eldridge find out that Alan, who was attacked by a dog, slept with Lyndsey. Written by KGF Vissers

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IMDb: 7.9
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22 min

Charlie is a wreck after Chelsea moves in with her pa and his gay partner, so bitter over women he even chases Jake's date 'preventively'. Alan even fears his brother may commit suicide, but change makes the womanizer meet as stripper/masseuse in church and take her to a Vegas wedding chapel. Charlie now tries again to win Chelsea back, who asks time, then learns the truth about bride Betsy from a surprise visitor. Written by KGF Vissers

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IMDb: 8.0
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Charlie braves Jake's wrath over 'bad courting advice', talks him out of bringing a desperate serenade and counsels cleverly dosed vulnerability, but the kid is still dumped again. Feeling utterly ignored by Jake, Alan convinces Herb they have enough in common to go out together. Judith finds out and snaps Herb's leash, yet Alan won't just give up. Written by KGF Vissers

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IMDb: 8.1
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20 min

Charlie discovers that Chelsea hasn't been completely honest about her finances.

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IMDb: 7.9
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22 min | 30 min

Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan after they embarrass him in public, so Alan tries to convince Charlie to work together to settle their differences and stop fighting with each other.

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IMDb: 7.9
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Jake tries to take advantage of every opportunity to drive when he gets his learner's permit. Alan tries to deal with Judith's mother in an attempt to get closer to Judith's new baby. Chelsea's cat runs off after Charlie has an accident and takes it out on the cat. Written by Moviedude1

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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IMDb: 8.4
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22 min

Chelsea is jealous when Charlie's ex fiancé, Mia, calls him--perhaps rightfully so. Meanwhile, Judith goes into labor, Herb is incapacitated, and Alan runs into his ex-girlfriend and receptionist at the hospital.

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IMDb: 8.8
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21 min | 25 min

Charlie, Alan and Herb get together when they all have problems with their significant others; Charlie with Chelsea because of some topless photos an ex of his sent him, Alan with Melissa for sleeping with her mother while stoned and Herb with Judith because of arguments set off by hormones. Written by J. Rieper

Country: USA
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IMDb: 7.7
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22 min

Judith is pregnant, Alan believes he is the father, and Judith tries to keep him away from Herb. Meanwhile, Charlie tries to figure out why Jake is so irritable.

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IMDb: 8.1
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22 min

Alan and Judith start seeing each other again after Judith's breakup with Herb, Herb continues to turn to Charlie for help picking up women, and Charlie messes with Jake by threatening to get him sent to military school.

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IMDb: 8.1
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22 min

Alan is overjoyed when he learns that Judith and Herb's marriage is on the rocks, but he gets more than he bargained for when he tries to fake-comfort her. Meanwhile, Herb tries picking up women with Charlie's help.

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IMDb: 7.8
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21 min

Alan is angry when Charlie hooks up with his secretary because he knows that the situation will end badly for him after their inevitable breakup.

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22 min

Charlie kicks Alan out the house again after Alan demands that Charlie pay him back the $38 he owes him. Alan and Jake are now forced to turn to Judith and Herb for a temporary home.

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IMDb: 8.0
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22 min

Charlie runs into an ex with a child who looks and acts a lot like him. He begins to suspect that he is the child's father.

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IMDb: 8.3
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20 min

Charlie predicts correctly Alan's recently divorced ex, Cynthia Sullivan, a friend of Judith, will even go for Alan. Alas the born looser can't help stressing about her remark that Judith considers Herb her best lover ever, even imagines that the couple are observing his performance. Written by KGF Vissers

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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 8.2
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22 min

Charlie's French latest conquest, Gabrielle, makes Alan hornily jealous. So he desperately calls Charity, who dumped him on his prom night, only to learn that was for Charlie. Jake also was just dumped. Charlie tastes sweat revenge when Gabby dumps Alan for him, but soon gets a bitter aftertaste, with worse to come. Written by KGF Vissers

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IMDb: 8.0
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22 min | 25 min

Alan refuses to let a 17 year-old mate drive Jake to a rock concert. Yet Judith takes their kid's side, which inspires him to sneak out the window. Alan is angry his bed mate judge Linda didn't tell him about a political award dinner, so he gets invited to attend her big day. Alas, Evelyn accidentally slips him not a tranquilizer but a hallucinogen. It becomes a weird night for everyone, including Jake, whom he tries to help sneaking back in, and Alan who catches them. Written by KGF Vissers

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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 8.1
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22 min

Going through the bills, Alan panics because Charlie hasn't had a jingle commission in months and admits that business is slow and may not change. Therefore Alan accepts $1,000 a month as a test person for an experimental drug, despite a terrible list of side effects, and soon finds he's not in the control group. Charlie however keeps spending, especially on his latest girlfriend, Linda Harris. Linda brings along her preteen son Brandon, who proves quite a handful when he agrees to babysit. Charlie's child skills surprise everyone as he pours his artists creativity into the job, such as musical tunes to make the boy eat his food. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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IMDb: 8.3
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22 min

Charlie falls through his beach-house banister, so Alan uses a handyman coupon to engage Fernando(Enrique Iglesias) with a 20% discount for repairs. The handsome Latino is very polite, honest, competent, price-worthy, hardworking and a professional. But, alas, Fernando has a good quality too many: his hot boyish body pleases the ladies even more then suave Charlie, to the point that they all the ladies invent excuses to be near him and chase their 'rivals' while Alan calls him 'a younger and better looking version of you, Charlie', and he even has a beautiful singing voice. Now Charlie, in a pang of jealousy, considers firing him, but Alan makes him see how unfair that is, and when confronted, Fernando says - You 're a good man Charlie. I respect u, You remind me of my sainted father... Eventually Fernando is fired when Charlie finds him at his GF Chloe's home, but not before Charlie finds him another job at Berta's and wins back Chloe through his never depleting money-power. Thus ... Written by KGF Vissers

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Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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IMDb: 8.0
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22 min

When Alan befriends the charming, divorced, openly gay Greg, whose teenage daughter gets on great with Jake, Charlie gets both Harper brothers worried if Greg may be 'interested', or 'worse', either of them in men. Charlie goes as far as consulting the greedy shrink Dr. Linda Freeman to be reassured about his beloved straight sexuality, but it's Alan who puts his queer fear to the test... Written by KGF Vissers

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IMDb: 8.3
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22 min

Alan's dream of freedom is about to come true now his ex Judith is getting remarried to Dr. Herb Melnick. He worries that Charlie, who is having sex with Herb's sister, Myra, will somehow ruin it for him again. Getting Jake prepared for the ceremony is just a dirty routine problem. Charlie stands in for the sick relative who was to walk bridesmaid Myra to the altar, just to infuriate Judith. He's after some fun but gets a bitter aftertaste. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 8.3
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Alan is ecstatic to go hand Judith her very last alimony check now she's about to marry Herb, but the groom's sister Mira, an economics teacher, is a match for the bitch driving both men to despair, so Alan insists the Harpers take her along to a family movie. Of course she hooks up with Charlie, who insists when Judith finally gets Mira to leave that she must stay in the beach-house, there gets unknown, deep feelings for her and seems to lose his taste for dumb, greedy one-night-stands. Well-known creaking bed-sounds soon prove Jake could have kept his room... Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 7.8
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22 min | 25 min

Charlie and Berta are too much amused to allow neurotic Alan, who tries desperately, to stop them from intervening when Alan 'answers' Jake's questions about sex and facts about ma Judith's sex-life with Dr. Herb. Ma Harper tells Charlie she's 'selling his place because of his bad divorce' to old Japanese Hiroshi, as a method to keep the client on a string till she has a beach-house on sale. This makes Charlie remember a trauma at age eighth, when he surprised ma with a mustached man; he even discusses it with crazy psychologist Rose, who considers it 'boring' for a repressed memory, he fears there is more, as there were so many unrelated 'Uncles', so he goes to ma's place, only... Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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IMDb: 8.7
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22 min | 25 min

Charlie happily prepares to spend Christmas Eve as any pleasant night, getting lustily laid, this time by easy girl Gloria. As a good sport he allows the commoner's tradition, exchanging presents, to skin his wallet again, even smiling to Jake, grossly in the case of Berta, who milks him and still starts the infuriating practice of hanging around in his beach-house, making Charlie's sex chase a spectator sport, something Rose masters as with everything he ever did. Judith even brought her new fiancé, pediatrician Herb, and unreasonable as ever threatens her ex Alan because his other ex Kandi proves a sex-magnet for 'free diagnosing' Herb. Still Gloria gets between Charlie's sheets, but this time ma Evelyn is determined to deny him this particular partner, only she can't bring herself to say why; Gloria's mother Dorothy comes drop that bombshell from the Seventies... Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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IMDb: 8.0
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22 min

A pregnant woman turning up at the beach-house causes panic with the Harper brothers till they learn it's Bertha's daughter Naomi. To Charlie's bewilderment Alan finds her condition sexually irresistible. Before he knows it, Charlie's sympathetic words for the disappointed grandma-to-be about her brightest (imagine the rest!) get him enlisted to go make married dad-to-be Ronald Wiedermeier chip in, in nasty drug lab-infested rat-hole Rancho Pacoima. He pays $5,000 to keep it from his wife Darlene, but when they are back home, where Naomi had started kissing Alan... Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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IMDb: 7.9
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22 min

Alan has hit rock bottom: with two alimony drains beyond his modest means, he must practically beg Charlie for a meal, so it sounds like heaven when Jake's purely evil mother Judith announces she's about to marry the kid's pediatrician, Dr. Herb Melnick. Alas Jake is trough with Melnick, even took a bus across L.A. to run back to the Harper brothers and Judith wants to wait till the boy gets used to the idea, which according to him is never, so Alan points out a real doc's superior milking cow potential. Herb is not so easily convinced to become a husband and stepfather, until Charlie invents a drinking game: the trio even plans his bachelor party at Charlie's beach-house, but there... Written by KGF Vissers

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IMDb: 7.7
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30 min

Alan wants to keep at least Chester, the dog he alone cared for in his second divorce. But Judith 'gave' his new ex the lawyer who cleaned out Alan in his first divorce, and now replaces him in bed. Jake wants an allowance raise and even mistrusts Charlie's courting advice because he thinks his latest, classy girlfriend Wendy Cho might be a keeper, then tires uncle's patience worse then ever. Written by KGF Vissers

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IMDb: 7.8
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22 min

After Alan's impulsive wedding to Kandi in Vegas, where Charlie came to his senses just in time, the couple wins $500,000 playing jackpot, but even that proves bad luck: four months later, Alan's half of the money is gone and Kandi throws him out. Charlie is not amused to see his perfect Malibu love pen turned into a needy family shelter again, but doesn't hold out long. Even dufus son Jake had joined the pool how many months this marriage would last, and worse: Judith wins it, but still hands Alan alimony - and miscellaneous bills. When Charlie can no longer watch his brother's lethargy, the good brother uses the weapon of last resort: their demonic mother! Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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