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Two and a Half Men

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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 7.9
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22 min

When the Harper brothers learn from Jake about a call -a week late, like his teacher's request for a meeting last week- that Charlie's ex girlfriend Mia, the one who could have become serious and still gets him extremely excited, left four tickets for her ballet company, the womanizer assures Alan an ex only calls to boast her current man is better or to cheat on him and/or pump you for money. However when they still go, she only asks for his sperm, promising to raise the kid alone. Despite Alan's reservations, Charlie signs away his paternity rights, but his swimmers seem unusually reluctant, in fact... Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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Two and a Half Men

EPS21

Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 8.0
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22 min

Jake's teacher tells his rioting parents his grades are hopeless, but at least he could get into some extracurricular activities, so they agree he'll audition to join the school's drama club's musical-cast. After Alan proposed a Gilbert and Sulivan monologue and Jake a pornographic rap, Charlie has the boy choose classic rock, but even by his standard Queens for piano and tonelessly howling treble just isn't the same. Charlie is proud when he hears Kandi's stupidity finally drove Alan to cheat on her, disappointed to hear it's only talking to Jake's teacher Francine, no sex, so when he's expected to lie fraternally he does more: Kandi is made to expect a diamond necklace, Francine to believe he's a hero in selfless charity... Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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Two and a Half Men

EPS20

Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 8.3
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22 min

Alan is made to admit to Charlie, who keeps hitting it in, he has hit rock-bottom now his brainless girlfriend Kandi has moved in with his ex. It's all so confusing that Jake would prefer dad's ladies to be lesbians, then tells him Kandi's ma Mandi has joined Charlie's endless list of sexual conquests. Alan can't talk to Kandi, she just repeats Judith's phrases, clearly without understanding the words, but he sees her dad, Mandi's ex Andy, arrive on blind date with his own ex Judith. Frolicking finale at Judith's, in rooms, bed and hot-tub... Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 8.0
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22 min

The Harpers's world is inverted: Charlie's ex Kandi, of his countless girls about the dumbest, not only became Alan's lover but even says she prefers sex with him, and has been living in Charlie's beach-house, as unnoticed as several furniture changes, for three weeks since she was evicted. Charlie has suffered a sexual drought even longer, by now even Berta and her cousin in prison begin to look somehow attractive. Judith finds out, and is shocked Jake is exposed to such a floozy; despite his brother's warning to keep love and business apart, Alan tries her as secretary in his surgery, with even more and worse results then either could fear... Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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EPS18

Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 7.8
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22 min

Alan finally has an attractive date, 22 year-old Kandi, but she's even dumber then Jake, and as Charlie rightly points out girls that age are extremely high maintenance. Charlie has his fun seeing Alan struggle with the growing pile of bills, driving him to raid Jake's mammoth piggy bank and taking a second job as pizza deliverer, but still helps his double-plucked brother when wicked ex Judith insists on alimony. Alas Kandi... Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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Two and a Half Men

EPS16

Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 8.5
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22 min

As Jake's twelfth birthday approaches, Alan is still smiling ear-to-ear over his sex life with 22 year-old hottie Kandi, even when he's forced to explain to his son what a booty call is. Meanwhile, Jake celebrates with a sip of coffee and a handful of vitamins - or at least, that's what he assumes the blue pills in his dad's bathroom cabinet are, with the V imprinted. Like Berta says, he's going to need another party hat. Written by Steve Green

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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Two and a Half Men

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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 8.3
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22 min

Charlie has committed to Mia, and after two months they're finally ready for 'consummation' of their mature relationship in the sack. Just then Kandi turns up, and drifts to Alan as Charlie is now off-bounds. Everything seems to go wrong whenever Charlie comes close to the coveted carnal deed. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 7.8
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22 min

When neither Charlie nor their mother commends Allan for being named in the local rag as a 'good doctor', he gets drunk. Despite a humongous hangover Alan's resolution is that he will no longer bend over backwards to please women. Charlie attempts to coach him on male self-confidence. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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EPS03

Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 8.0
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22 min

Charlie discovers he isn't presented to Alan's girlfriends because there is only his wicked ex Judith, with whom he pretends (when near Jake) to still be fighting with. Evelyn, Rose and Bertha join Charlie (who don't want Jake to leave) in the don't-chorus, in vain. Charlie even arranges a sexy alternative, but Alan insists. He's nearly drowned in the hot-tub, and after a single turn in bed soon ends up even more miserable and cleaned-out. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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Two and a Half Men

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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 8.1
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22 min

When Charlie's satellite dish is stuck, he would just have called the guy on Monday, but Alan insists to fix it himself- and then falls, incurring a painful series of neck - and other injuries. Charlie insists to take Jake anyhow, who has a better sense of humor, but finds the kid masters the art of nagging like a wife, which ends Uncle up driving trough L.A. all the way to the black ghetto Watts for a Clucky's chicken dinner and to the video store for a specific game, and yet the foxy customer who flirted with him gets scared away. Alan is pretty much left alone, suffering countless pains and utter embarrassment... Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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Two and a Half Men

EPS24

Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 8.5
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21 min

Jake amuses the class, but embarrasses his teacher, with an oral report about his weekend. When mother Judith dropped him off, she sneered at the brothers they have a role model function in the weekend, which doesn't fit with teaching Jake to play for Caesars's Palace chips, that may even have serious legal consequences for Alan- who gets a cane punched in the stomach when admitting his name is Harper to Norman, the old husband of Charlie's latest foxy catch, Nathalie, who didn't mention being married. Jake notices very little and understood nothing, absorbed by the search for his lost Gameboy. After Norman punched Charlie on every foot and gave him a gloomy lecture, being a former 'player' himself, he bumps into mother Evelyn, who sends the family and Bertha to the movies and does it with the old coot on Charlie's well-tried couch. Jake's report experience makes nice breakfast conversation at home, but Alan really is't comfortable to hear the boy's notes are at Judith's... Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 7.8
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22 min

Alan borrows money from Evelyn to buy a Porsche. However, life doesn't become as glamorous as he expects.

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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Two and a Half Men

EPS20

Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 7.9
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22 min

Rose intervenes after Alan and Charlie come to blows over some of their unresolved issues.

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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Two and a Half Men

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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 8.4
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22 min

Alan pays his ex Judith such generous alimony, which he can barely afford, that she can go on holiday to Hawaii for a week and dump their son Jake on him, barely announced. As usual the Harper brothers grin and bear their cross Jake as good as they can, which isn't quit good enough, for one thing because the boy is not too helpful and hopelessly forgetful, reason enough for maid Berta to award herself a permanent raise. The brothers aren't much better: they manage to forget picking up Jake at school, once each, Alan because his workload kills him, then Charlie because he has to bring Jake to school while Alan desperately tries to convince the IRS he pays Judith about every cent he earns; of course everything goes wrong too... Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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Two and a Half Men

EPS15

Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 8.1
0
22 min

Charlie and Alan's weekend trip to Las Vegas has a little trouble getting off the ground.

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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Two and a Half Men

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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 8.0
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22 min

Evelyn's condescending attitude towards Jake's good grades sets Charlie and Alan out for revenge.

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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Two and a Half Men

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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 8.4
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21 min

Tensions rise after an earthquake displaces Judith to Charlie's house.

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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Two and a Half Men

EPS11

Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 8.2
0
22 min

Charlie sets out to find who started a derogatory web site about him. Meanwhile, Alan overhears something he shouldn't on Jake's webcam.

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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Two and a Half Men

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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 8.2
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22 min

Alan gets carried away with a woman he met at the supermarket, and it's up to Charlie to talk some sense into him while shielding Jake and Judith from what's going on.

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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Two and a Half Men

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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 7.7
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22 min

Evelyn announces she is receiving an honor from the real estate industry and that Charlie and Alan will host a party in her honor. Mayhem ensues when Berta and her sister agree to cater the event, but sibling rivalry takes center stage.

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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Two and a Half Men

EPS04

Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 8.1
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22 min

After Charlie reluctantly lends Evelyn his new car, he later discovers her bra in the back seat. Meanwhile, Alan is forced to compensate after Jake gets attached to Judith's rich and talented boyfriend.

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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Two and a Half Men

EPS03

Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 8.2
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20 min

After Jake flips off his teacher, Alan and Judith move to punish him. Charlie, meanwhile, has other plans for Jake's teacher. Chaos ensues when Jake discovers the relationship and the increasingly overbearing Miss Pasternak tells Charlie she believes God brought them together. Written by AK

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 7.8
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22 min

Alan is hurt after finding out Judith is seeing Jake's pediatrician. Meanwhile, Evelyn tries to find out why Charlie hates her.

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 8.2
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21 min

Charlie is having some friends coming over to his house to have a gathering but Alan is not invited. Things got worse when Alan is also not invited to Judith's party even though her guests are Alan's friends.

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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Two and a Half Men

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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 8.6
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21 min

Whenever Jake repeats Charlie's flippant rule 'not to marry as long as you have women for domestic and intimate services', the Harper boys get into trouble. It's worst for Alan, whose weekend visits are sabotaged by Judith and her women support group on account of their 'bad influence'. Charlie warns Alan not to face them as a group, in vain. Then the master proves he can still win them all over talking face-to-face. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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Two and a Half Men

EPS21

Two and a Half Men

HD
IMDb: 8.2
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22 min

After Charlie is given a witness interview by Alan's expensive, power-hungry divorce lawyer, Laura, she sets her sights on him, but warns him that it must be kept a secret, giving him strict ground rules to follow. Unaware of what is going on, Alan is feeling somewhat confident about the possibility of a fair custody/settlement agreement, despite Judith's concerns about Jake living at Uncle Charlie's house on weekends. When Charlie brings home Laura's paralegal to play, and Laura catches them together, Charlie finds her reaction to the situation unacceptable. Alan is dumbfounded when his lawyer tanks his case. Written by Lynne Boris Johnston

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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Two and a Half Men

EPS20

Two and a Half Men

HD
IMDb: 7.8
0
21 min

Jake plays electric guitar all day long and doesn't want to do anything else. Alan and Charlie can't figure out why. Jake refuses to discuss anything with anyone, including his grandmother and even a psychologist.

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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Two and a Half Men

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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 8.3
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19 min

When Jake's mother Judith gets a visit from her ever-rivaling, sexier but less smart sister Liz, Alan fears trouble because she had sex with Charlie in the cloakroom at his wedding. Charlie however expects Liz to go for Alan now, who thinks she really fancies him, but she is only the next best weapon to hurt Judith. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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Two and a Half Men

EPS17

Two and a Half Men

HD
IMDb: 8.1
0
20 min

Alan enjoys winding up his ex, Judith, who just increased his alimony burden by pretending that Charlie will get custody of Jake if they both die. However, both Charlie and mother Evelyn take objection to hearing his actual choice for custody of Jake are two responsible cousins - agricultural Professors in Rhode Island. When Jake hurts his head playing basketball, Charlie is alone and gets a terrifying taste of improvising without paternal experience. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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Two and a Half Men

EPS16

Two and a Half Men

HD
IMDb: 8.1
0
22 min

Now Frankie has tricked the Harpers into taking her and her daughter Joanie in, she explains that Bob's parents want her declared mentally incompetent in order to get custody. Charlie wants to dump her, but Alan insists on taking them both in. Jake doesn't enjoy the 8 year old's 'romantic' attention. Charlie hates the consolation kisses and compliments, and is stunned when Frankie prefers intimacy with Alan. Charlie rightly warns him he's just falling for his 'damsel in distress', but warns her not to hurt his kid brother. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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Two and a Half Men

EPS15

Two and a Half Men

HD
IMDb: 8.1
0
22 min

Seeing Frankie completely vandalize her therapist's car for telling her she has anger control issues, Alan just wants to run, but Charlie just sees unrestrained sex potential and takes her in. Rose declares her dangerous at first sight, like she once was. When Frankie proves an avid fan of chiropractics, Alan can't help himself anymore. She denies Charlie sex and gets the brothers to help her retrieve something - her preteen daughter Joanie. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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Two and a Half Men

EPS12

Two and a Half Men

HD
IMDb: 8.8
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21 min

Grumpy maid Berta's airhead daughter Cheryl Ann needs a babysitter for her daughter, so Charlie allows Berta to bring her along. Alas, at sixteen Prudence is mentally barely Jake's equal, but physically more then any Harper handles easily. Even Charlie needs a pretense-girl-friend, a part Rose enjoys, groping and kissing her 'monkey-man'. Prudence makes it much harder to rebuke Judith's complaints that Charlie has a bad influence on Jake. At night, Prudence seeks a place to crash- but not alone. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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