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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 8.3
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Charlie predicts correctly Alan's recently divorced ex, Cynthia Sullivan, a friend of Judith, will even go for Alan. Alas the born looser can't help stressing about her remark that Judith considers Herb her best lover ever, even imagines that the couple are observing his performance. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 8.2
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22 min

Charlie's French latest conquest, Gabrielle, makes Alan hornily jealous. So he desperately calls Charity, who dumped him on his prom night, only to learn that was for Charlie. Jake also was just dumped. Charlie tastes sweat revenge when Gabby dumps Alan for him, but soon gets a bitter aftertaste, with worse to come. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 8.0
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22 min | 25 min

Alan refuses to let a 17 year-old mate drive Jake to a rock concert. Yet Judith takes their kid's side, which inspires him to sneak out the window. Alan is angry his bed mate judge Linda didn't tell him about a political award dinner, so he gets invited to attend her big day. Alas, Evelyn accidentally slips him not a tranquilizer but a hallucinogen. It becomes a weird night for everyone, including Jake, whom he tries to help sneaking back in, and Alan who catches them. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 8.1
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22 min

Going through the bills, Alan panics because Charlie hasn't had a jingle commission in months and admits that business is slow and may not change. Therefore Alan accepts $1,000 a month as a test person for an experimental drug, despite a terrible list of side effects, and soon finds he's not in the control group. Charlie however keeps spending, especially on his latest girlfriend, Linda Harris. Linda brings along her preteen son Brandon, who proves quite a handful when he agrees to babysit. Charlie's child skills surprise everyone as he pours his artists creativity into the job, such as musical tunes to make the boy eat his food. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 8.3
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22 min

Charlie falls through his beach-house banister, so Alan uses a handyman coupon to engage Fernando(Enrique Iglesias) with a 20% discount for repairs. The handsome Latino is very polite, honest, competent, price-worthy, hardworking and a professional. But, alas, Fernando has a good quality too many: his hot boyish body pleases the ladies even more then suave Charlie, to the point that they all the ladies invent excuses to be near him and chase their 'rivals' while Alan calls him 'a younger and better looking version of you, Charlie', and he even has a beautiful singing voice. Now Charlie, in a pang of jealousy, considers firing him, but Alan makes him see how unfair that is, and when confronted, Fernando says - You 're a good man Charlie. I respect u, You remind me of my sainted father... Eventually Fernando is fired when Charlie finds him at his GF Chloe's home, but not before Charlie finds him another job at Berta's and wins back Chloe through his never depleting money-power. Thus ... Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 8.0
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22 min

When Alan befriends the charming, divorced, openly gay Greg, whose teenage daughter gets on great with Jake, Charlie gets both Harper brothers worried if Greg may be 'interested', or 'worse', either of them in men. Charlie goes as far as consulting the greedy shrink Dr. Linda Freeman to be reassured about his beloved straight sexuality, but it's Alan who puts his queer fear to the test... Written by KGF Vissers

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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 8.3
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22 min

Alan's dream of freedom is about to come true now his ex Judith is getting remarried to Dr. Herb Melnick. He worries that Charlie, who is having sex with Herb's sister, Myra, will somehow ruin it for him again. Getting Jake prepared for the ceremony is just a dirty routine problem. Charlie stands in for the sick relative who was to walk bridesmaid Myra to the altar, just to infuriate Judith. He's after some fun but gets a bitter aftertaste. Written by KGF Vissers

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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 8.3
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21 min

Alan is ecstatic to go hand Judith her very last alimony check now she's about to marry Herb, but the groom's sister Mira, an economics teacher, is a match for the bitch driving both men to despair, so Alan insists the Harpers take her along to a family movie. Of course she hooks up with Charlie, who insists when Judith finally gets Mira to leave that she must stay in the beach-house, there gets unknown, deep feelings for her and seems to lose his taste for dumb, greedy one-night-stands. Well-known creaking bed-sounds soon prove Jake could have kept his room... Written by KGF Vissers

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Two and a Half Men

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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 7.8
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22 min | 25 min

Charlie and Berta are too much amused to allow neurotic Alan, who tries desperately, to stop them from intervening when Alan 'answers' Jake's questions about sex and facts about ma Judith's sex-life with Dr. Herb. Ma Harper tells Charlie she's 'selling his place because of his bad divorce' to old Japanese Hiroshi, as a method to keep the client on a string till she has a beach-house on sale. This makes Charlie remember a trauma at age eighth, when he surprised ma with a mustached man; he even discusses it with crazy psychologist Rose, who considers it 'boring' for a repressed memory, he fears there is more, as there were so many unrelated 'Uncles', so he goes to ma's place, only... Written by KGF Vissers

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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 8.7
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22 min | 25 min

Charlie happily prepares to spend Christmas Eve as any pleasant night, getting lustily laid, this time by easy girl Gloria. As a good sport he allows the commoner's tradition, exchanging presents, to skin his wallet again, even smiling to Jake, grossly in the case of Berta, who milks him and still starts the infuriating practice of hanging around in his beach-house, making Charlie's sex chase a spectator sport, something Rose masters as with everything he ever did. Judith even brought her new fiancé, pediatrician Herb, and unreasonable as ever threatens her ex Alan because his other ex Kandi proves a sex-magnet for 'free diagnosing' Herb. Still Gloria gets between Charlie's sheets, but this time ma Evelyn is determined to deny him this particular partner, only she can't bring herself to say why; Gloria's mother Dorothy comes drop that bombshell from the Seventies... Written by KGF Vissers

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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 8.0
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22 min

A pregnant woman turning up at the beach-house causes panic with the Harper brothers till they learn it's Bertha's daughter Naomi. To Charlie's bewilderment Alan finds her condition sexually irresistible. Before he knows it, Charlie's sympathetic words for the disappointed grandma-to-be about her brightest (imagine the rest!) get him enlisted to go make married dad-to-be Ronald Wiedermeier chip in, in nasty drug lab-infested rat-hole Rancho Pacoima. He pays $5,000 to keep it from his wife Darlene, but when they are back home, where Naomi had started kissing Alan... Written by KGF Vissers

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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 7.9
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22 min

Alan has hit rock bottom: with two alimony drains beyond his modest means, he must practically beg Charlie for a meal, so it sounds like heaven when Jake's purely evil mother Judith announces she's about to marry the kid's pediatrician, Dr. Herb Melnick. Alas Jake is trough with Melnick, even took a bus across L.A. to run back to the Harper brothers and Judith wants to wait till the boy gets used to the idea, which according to him is never, so Alan points out a real doc's superior milking cow potential. Herb is not so easily convinced to become a husband and stepfather, until Charlie invents a drinking game: the trio even plans his bachelor party at Charlie's beach-house, but there... Written by KGF Vissers

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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 7.7
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30 min

Alan wants to keep at least Chester, the dog he alone cared for in his second divorce. But Judith 'gave' his new ex the lawyer who cleaned out Alan in his first divorce, and now replaces him in bed. Jake wants an allowance raise and even mistrusts Charlie's courting advice because he thinks his latest, classy girlfriend Wendy Cho might be a keeper, then tires uncle's patience worse then ever. Written by KGF Vissers

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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 7.8
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22 min

After Alan's impulsive wedding to Kandi in Vegas, where Charlie came to his senses just in time, the couple wins $500,000 playing jackpot, but even that proves bad luck: four months later, Alan's half of the money is gone and Kandi throws him out. Charlie is not amused to see his perfect Malibu love pen turned into a needy family shelter again, but doesn't hold out long. Even dufus son Jake had joined the pool how many months this marriage would last, and worse: Judith wins it, but still hands Alan alimony - and miscellaneous bills. When Charlie can no longer watch his brother's lethargy, the good brother uses the weapon of last resort: their demonic mother! Written by KGF Vissers

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IMDb: 8.0
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22 min

Jake's teacher tells his rioting parents his grades are hopeless, but at least he could get into some extracurricular activities, so they agree he'll audition to join the school's drama club's musical-cast. After Alan proposed a Gilbert and Sulivan monologue and Jake a pornographic rap, Charlie has the boy choose classic rock, but even by his standard Queens for piano and tonelessly howling treble just isn't the same. Charlie is proud when he hears Kandi's stupidity finally drove Alan to cheat on her, disappointed to hear it's only talking to Jake's teacher Francine, no sex, so when he's expected to lie fraternally he does more: Kandi is made to expect a diamond necklace, Francine to believe he's a hero in selfless charity... Written by KGF Vissers

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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 8.3
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22 min

Alan is made to admit to Charlie, who keeps hitting it in, he has hit rock-bottom now his brainless girlfriend Kandi has moved in with his ex. It's all so confusing that Jake would prefer dad's ladies to be lesbians, then tells him Kandi's ma Mandi has joined Charlie's endless list of sexual conquests. Alan can't talk to Kandi, she just repeats Judith's phrases, clearly without understanding the words, but he sees her dad, Mandi's ex Andy, arrive on blind date with his own ex Judith. Frolicking finale at Judith's, in rooms, bed and hot-tub... Written by KGF Vissers

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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 8.0
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22 min

The Harpers's world is inverted: Charlie's ex Kandi, of his countless girls about the dumbest, not only became Alan's lover but even says she prefers sex with him, and has been living in Charlie's beach-house, as unnoticed as several furniture changes, for three weeks since she was evicted. Charlie has suffered a sexual drought even longer, by now even Berta and her cousin in prison begin to look somehow attractive. Judith finds out, and is shocked Jake is exposed to such a floozy; despite his brother's warning to keep love and business apart, Alan tries her as secretary in his surgery, with even more and worse results then either could fear... Written by KGF Vissers

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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 7.8
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22 min

Alan finally has an attractive date, 22 year-old Kandi, but she's even dumber then Jake, and as Charlie rightly points out girls that age are extremely high maintenance. Charlie has his fun seeing Alan struggle with the growing pile of bills, driving him to raid Jake's mammoth piggy bank and taking a second job as pizza deliverer, but still helps his double-plucked brother when wicked ex Judith insists on alimony. Alas Kandi... Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 8.5
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22 min

As Jake's twelfth birthday approaches, Alan is still smiling ear-to-ear over his sex life with 22 year-old hottie Kandi, even when he's forced to explain to his son what a booty call is. Meanwhile, Jake celebrates with a sip of coffee and a handful of vitamins - or at least, that's what he assumes the blue pills in his dad's bathroom cabinet are, with the V imprinted. Like Berta says, he's going to need another party hat. Written by Steve Green

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 8.3
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22 min

Charlie has committed to Mia, and after two months they're finally ready for 'consummation' of their mature relationship in the sack. Just then Kandi turns up, and drifts to Alan as Charlie is now off-bounds. Everything seems to go wrong whenever Charlie comes close to the coveted carnal deed. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 7.8
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22 min

When neither Charlie nor their mother commends Allan for being named in the local rag as a 'good doctor', he gets drunk. Despite a humongous hangover Alan's resolution is that he will no longer bend over backwards to please women. Charlie attempts to coach him on male self-confidence. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 8.0
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22 min

Charlie discovers he isn't presented to Alan's girlfriends because there is only his wicked ex Judith, with whom he pretends (when near Jake) to still be fighting with. Evelyn, Rose and Bertha join Charlie (who don't want Jake to leave) in the don't-chorus, in vain. Charlie even arranges a sexy alternative, but Alan insists. He's nearly drowned in the hot-tub, and after a single turn in bed soon ends up even more miserable and cleaned-out. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 8.1
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22 min

When Charlie's satellite dish is stuck, he would just have called the guy on Monday, but Alan insists to fix it himself- and then falls, incurring a painful series of neck - and other injuries. Charlie insists to take Jake anyhow, who has a better sense of humor, but finds the kid masters the art of nagging like a wife, which ends Uncle up driving trough L.A. all the way to the black ghetto Watts for a Clucky's chicken dinner and to the video store for a specific game, and yet the foxy customer who flirted with him gets scared away. Alan is pretty much left alone, suffering countless pains and utter embarrassment... Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 8.5
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21 min

Jake amuses the class, but embarrasses his teacher, with an oral report about his weekend. When mother Judith dropped him off, she sneered at the brothers they have a role model function in the weekend, which doesn't fit with teaching Jake to play for Caesars's Palace chips, that may even have serious legal consequences for Alan- who gets a cane punched in the stomach when admitting his name is Harper to Norman, the old husband of Charlie's latest foxy catch, Nathalie, who didn't mention being married. Jake notices very little and understood nothing, absorbed by the search for his lost Gameboy. After Norman punched Charlie on every foot and gave him a gloomy lecture, being a former 'player' himself, he bumps into mother Evelyn, who sends the family and Bertha to the movies and does it with the old coot on Charlie's well-tried couch. Jake's report experience makes nice breakfast conversation at home, but Alan really is't comfortable to hear the boy's notes are at Judith's... Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
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IMDb: 7.8
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22 min

Alan borrows money from Evelyn to buy a Porsche. However, life doesn't become as glamorous as he expects.

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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 7.9
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22 min

Rose intervenes after Alan and Charlie come to blows over some of their unresolved issues.

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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 8.4
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22 min

Alan pays his ex Judith such generous alimony, which he can barely afford, that she can go on holiday to Hawaii for a week and dump their son Jake on him, barely announced. As usual the Harper brothers grin and bear their cross Jake as good as they can, which isn't quit good enough, for one thing because the boy is not too helpful and hopelessly forgetful, reason enough for maid Berta to award herself a permanent raise. The brothers aren't much better: they manage to forget picking up Jake at school, once each, Alan because his workload kills him, then Charlie because he has to bring Jake to school while Alan desperately tries to convince the IRS he pays Judith about every cent he earns; of course everything goes wrong too... Written by KGF Vissers

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IMDb: 8.1
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22 min

Charlie and Alan's weekend trip to Las Vegas has a little trouble getting off the ground.

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IMDb: 8.0
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22 min

Evelyn's condescending attitude towards Jake's good grades sets Charlie and Alan out for revenge.

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 8.4
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21 min

Tensions rise after an earthquake displaces Judith to Charlie's house.

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 8.2
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22 min

Charlie sets out to find who started a derogatory web site about him. Meanwhile, Alan overhears something he shouldn't on Jake's webcam.

Country: USA
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IMDb: 8.2
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22 min

Alan gets carried away with a woman he met at the supermarket, and it's up to Charlie to talk some sense into him while shielding Jake and Judith from what's going on.

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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