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IMDb: 6.6
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22 min

Walden considers it's time to go looking for a partner. Although Alan claims he's attractive enough, he pays for an expensive dating agency's exclusive millionaires mixer. Alas most women participants prove impossible, so he ends up in bed with his first ex, Bridget. As Alan feared, she soon becomes more domineering then ever, starves Walden sexually 'for Tantric rewards' and insists on giving Alan and Berta marching orders. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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IMDb: 6.6
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20 min

Walden is delighted when Kate flies to LA and asks an appointment on Valentine's Day. Alas, she only wants friendship, still prefers 'Sam' and now has just a busy calendar as Walden, so no next date can be booked. For once, Alan decides to 'spoil' Lyndsey on Valentine's Day by booking a hotel suite he can't really afford. But pubic grooming on himself goes so bad she has to drive him to hospital instead. Rose is unsuspecting Kate's new business partner, who lures her to China. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 7.1
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21 min

Alan panics when he learns that Jake's latest 'true love', Tammy, is a mother of three and much older. She visits, flaunting on herself the marks of her business, a tattoo parlor, which worries Alan even more, while Walden rather asks what she sees in mental baby Jake. Yer her explanations and declared intentions make some sense, especially to Jake, who acts utterly leashed. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 6.7
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22 min

Alan, Walden, Billy, and Herb spend the night out together commiserating over their exes after Lyndsey dumps Alan one more time.

Country: USA
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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 5.9
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22 min

Finding Walden a heart-broken wreck, Alan urges him to get fit again. The they fly to New York and try to get him back in Kate's life as himself, no longer pauper Sam. Alan can barely resist trying to cheat on Lindsey with the fashion models. Kate is shocked to find their identities were crossed and dumps Walden, but reconsiders while he gloomily wallows in despair, albeit in the style of the musicals Alan keeps pushing they should go see on Broadway. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 6.4
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22 min

Kate despairs about her fashion design ambitions, so Walden decides to invest $100,000. Alan, who spends Walden's money like water in 'Alancrest', the beach house, still makes it convincingly hard on Kate. The whole stress meanwhile caused a problem Walden never experienced before: erectile dysfunction, so Alan takes him to his 'liberal' pharmacist Russel. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
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IMDb: 7.0
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22 min

To maintain his poor man's cover, Walden can only help his destitute would be-actress lover Kate, whose sowing machine breaks down, by taking an 'honest' job as Christmas tree salesman, which he proves good at and enjoys although it's exhausting. Jake cancels, leaving Alan all alone for Christmas, unconsoled by the perks of Walden's fortune, so he craves a hug from Berta. Billy is eager to sell their 'lectric suitcase' to Zuckerberg for half a billion, but Walden stoically holds out for 1.2 while toiling cheerfully to earn peanuts. Written by KGF Vissers

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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 7.3
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22 min

Walden proves to Alan how systematically women, as soon as they Google his Fortune rank, switch into gold-digger mode. Alan's frank jealousy inspires Walden to 'switch images'. Trough a fake Facebook page, Walden meets helpful single Kate, who actually dates the 'pauper' him just for his killer charm, but makes clear in bed she's big on honesty. Alan meanwhile enjoys posing as billionaire and wriggles to get hold till further notice of some expensive attributes, yet still is only a minor babe-magnet, lacking class. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 7.1
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20 min

Ever-generous Walden decides the traditional fat check isn't enough to celebrate lonely Berta's birthday, so he brings her space-cake and stays to help enjoy the effect. Alan has won Lyndsey back, but faces a colossal jealousy risk when his second ex, Kandi, now a hot TV star, wants to meet and more. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 6.7
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22 min

After dating now for several years, Lyndsey asks Alan for a commitment of some sort. If he can't or won't give her that commitment, she may consider exiting the relationship. Although Alan does love her, he has trouble providing that commitment. A chance meeting with Sid, an elderly man at a bar, may give Alan some perspective on the situation. Meanwhile, Walden borrows Alan's car to bring his bicycle in for repairs. When the car breaks down at the side of the highway, Walden is picked up by Shari, a beautiful and wealthy woman driving a Bentley. They immediately enter into a sexual relationship on the premise that Walden is her boy toy, since he can't convince her that he too is wealthy. Walden considers what to do about their relationship after he learns that he is not the only boy toy in her life. Written by Huggo

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 6.5
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22 min

In the library, Walden bumps into fresh, convincing would be actress Whitney and hires her to pretend being his girlfriend without any sex, only to come to like her too much not to want to know and regret the truth. Jake and Missi each invited themselves to the beach-house 'coicidentally' and spend another hot weekend. To Alan's horror, the MP drops by looking for the AWOL private, who risks jail unless he returns to base that very day but doesn't seems to understand the risk, so 'whisperer' Missi must get trough. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 6.2
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21 min

After blissful weeks with Rose, Walden invites her to move in. Just then Zoe returns, saying she dumped her lover in England and hopes to get Walden back. Alan triumphs sadly when his hitherto discarded warnings about crazy Rose come true, alas also biting him too, even literally. Private Jake has been promoted, despite incessant bumbling. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 6.7
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20 min

In order to get over Zoe, Alan encourages Walden to start dating again. Lyndsey offers to match him with her many 'suitable' friends, but they all turn out hopeless on various accounts. Then Walden bumps into Charlie's nemesis Rose, likes her and refuses to take any notice of Alan's warnings. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 6.7
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21 min

Walden hosts his old mate Jerry's daughter Missi, who turns out a shameless vamp and unstoppable chatterbox. Alan was looking forward to Army base cook Jake's weekend leave, but the knave only has eyes for Missi, who surprisingly returns his attention, only to decline a long-term relationship. To Walden's surprise, she asks him to date... her mother. Written by KGF Vissers

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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 6.2
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22 min

Alan is delighted to hear that Lindsey shares his fantasy, a threesome. Alas, she means two men, and chooses Walden, making that the condition for partaking in his dream, for which she gets him to choose a girl from a bar. To Alan's surprise, Walden accepts, hoping it will help him get over Zoe, but each time he's reminded of her proves unbearable, espied Lindsey's virtually exclusive attention in bed. Written by KGF Vissers

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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 6.4
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21 min

As if Zoey's proposal decline and Stanhope's childish taunting weren't bad enough for heart-broken Walden, her daughter Ava begs for him to attend her birthday party. Alan fears Walden may take his frustration out on him gets meanly locked out briefs-only by Bertha. A big dog plays a surprisingly big part. Written by KGF Vissers

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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 6.2
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22 min

Video correspondence alleviates Alan's worries about Jake as bumbling soldier, the Army ways seem to work even on ultimate knaves. His own situation however seems to become critical, as Walden has decided to propose to Zoe, and mother Harper openly refuses to consider taking the a-unshakable parasite in. Despite literal and figurative fireworks, Walden's bended knee-offered ring is refused. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 6.3
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30 min

As trial run for becoming a household, Walden invites Zoey to stay a weekend with daughter Ava, who adores her potential stepfather, but as Berta predicted, the spoiled-rotten kid exhausts him relentlessly to utter despair, while Zoey enjoys 'sweet freedom'. Alan already dreaded having to move out so-long, but couldn't guess the constant, positively dangerous misery he encounters at Lyndsey's home. Written by KGF Vissers

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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 6.1
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30 min

Walden asks a girl out. When they go out, he can't help but talk about his failed marriage, making his date wonder if he's ready to move on. Alan is in the red, financially. Walden gives his ring to Alan, because he wants to move on. Alan considers selling it. But reconsiders. Written by rcs0411@yahoo.com

Country: USA
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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 6.4
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30 min

Just released after long mental therapy in a strict 'stress clinic', Alan's life quickly turns nightmarish again. On the ride home, he learns Jake sired Megan's baby. Walden took his place as Lindsy's lover and packed his bags, mother pretends not to be home and his car wreck can't even serve fr suicide, so he must spend the night in the storage Walden arranged for his last possessions. Then the cards are reshuffled again. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 6.5
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30 min

As part of his divorce closure and start of a new single dating life, Walden redecorates the beach house. When Charlie's piano is taken away, already jealous Alan also turns melancholic and ends up incarnating his dearly missed brother, getting drunk and picking up girls as Charlie, down to his name and Bermudas. Jake feels insecure, squashed between two fellow losers turning into Charlies. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 5.7
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30 min

Having given up on his marriage, Walden decides to redecorate and hires greedy Evelyn, who, like Alan warned, ends up in bed with the hunk. Alan gets obsessed with Charlie's journal, revealing but also feeding his somewhat correct suspicion there must be a hidden fortune. Jake concentrates on foxy 'tutor' Megan, who alas only has eyes for Walden. Written by KGF Vissers

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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 5.5
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30 min

Walden feels it's time for a new start and a move to New York when served divorce papers. Alan can't afford to loose his free ride again, so he convinces Walden to try Charlie's therapist, Dr. Linda Freeman. She smells her own meal ticket, thrice a week, but saves Alan's bacon. Both house-mates' spirits are lifted when they bump in a bar into Bridget Schmidt's lookalike Danny and her lesbian partner, in for some bi fun. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 5.7
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30 min

Alan tries to cure Walden's divorce grief with alcohol and cable porn. Thus they discover that Lyndsey has starred in such a revealing production. Alan first mounts his high horse, then overdoes 'letting her off' by admitting his own moral deviations, hence ends up dumped. Walden meanwhile seeks simpler comfort in baking sweet stuff, but Berta spikes a cake. To cheer up Alan, he throws a libertine party, unknowing Lyndsey is coming to give Alan another chance. Walden prevents her finding Alan 'anughty', yet he repeats his excessive honesty. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 5.6
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30 min

Walden realizes after the disastrous dinner his chances of patching up with Bridget are negligible. Alan abuses his hospitality to bring over his best ex Lyndsey, even Bertha her equally unattractive 'beau' Elmer. Alan convinces Walden to start looking for girls in bars. To his horror, but Jake's frustrated delight, Charlie's leach-like gold-digger lover Lyndsey hooks Walden. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 5.2
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30 min

Alan finally gets a standing invitation to love with Walden as reward for advice on how to handle a dinner with Bridget. Judith drops off Jake without even phoning in advance. Walden however has no problem with a knavish extra guest, who seizes Alan's guest-room bed. Jake looks up to the handsome billionaire, but misunderstands Walden having skipped high-school, where he was bored, to MIT for leaving school. To Alan's horror, Jake assumes his bad results also stem from excessive IQ. Bridget's belittling attitude at dinner makes painfully clear Walden's marriage is beyond salvation. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
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IMDb: 5.1
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30 min

Walden has bought the beach-house and re-hired Berta. However he feels lonely and trusts Alan enough to ask help and advice how to try win back his wife Bridget. Alan already feels very unwelcome at ma's and eagerly extracts as counter-favor the chance to move back in with Jake. Alan therefore braves Walden's semi-suicidal driving and, against his better judgment, joins 'breaking in' at the Schmidt mansion, only to hear Bridget meanly claim she gave Walden 15 years of chances to grow up. The new buddies seek consolation in alcohol and wake up naked together after nightly skinny-dipping. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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IMDb: 5.8
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30 min

Despite Alan's best efforts, Charlie's funeral is as unworthy as his 'accidental' demise in Paris after being caught cheating on Rose. Ma is only interested in a commission on selling the beach-house and won't take in Alan for long. Luckily Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, as handsome and irresistible as Charlie, stumbles in after a 'failed' suicide attempt over a divorce. He buys the place generously offers to put up Alan and Jake 'a month, tops' in exchange for some help. Berta can't believe her luck her new boss is even richer than Charlie, as undemanding, more handsome and repeatedly naked. Alan discovers the downside: Walden also gets the girls even without trying. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 7.7
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30 min

A guilty conscience and the risk of being discovered and betrayed drive Alan to seek forgiveness for his pyramid scheme in confession, but finding the penance too steep and counter-blackmailing Rose easy he opts for just refunding. Charlie meanwhile wants to seduce Rose to divorce for his sake, leaving him too blind to smell a rat when he finds the Mannequinn in her wardrobe closet. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 8.2
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22 min

Alan convinces Charlie to lend him $5,000 to start advertising, like a former college mate, for whom that tripled chiropractor earnings. As soon as people believe it works, they offer to invest too. Since Charlie gets a refund with 'turbo profit', all are eager to invest back and more in a pyramid system. Meanwhile Charlie's gently jealous pizza-boy Gordon discovers Rose's husband Manny Quinn is just a mannequin, but Charlie fails to get repeated clues. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 7.5
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22 min

Charlie finds a new boundary at his generosity towards Courtney when she spends his money lavishly on Jake, who also milks his parents. However jealous of his brother's romantic generosity, Alan draws the line of parasitism at insisting he must pay himself for Lyndsey's birthday present. After a grueling day of offering professional massages in a mall and wasting the meager earnings a fake pearls, he can't resist stealing back diamond earrings he once bought for his ex. Written by KGF Vissers

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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Two and a Half Men

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IMDb: 7.6
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30 min

Charlie goes on a spending spree for his old fling, Courtney, who shows up after three years in prison for conning him out of money.

Country: USA
Genre: Comedy, Romance,
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