A beautiful island is home to thousands of species of aquatic life. Now there is a new species: the 5-Headed Shark is all heads and teeth. Shaped like a demented starfish, this monster terrorizes the open ocean before invading the beaches of Puerto Rico, endangering the once peaceful island paradise.

When actress/dog walker Samantha Marlowe takes on a dog-napping case that involves her partner getting shot, she must out-wit murderous goths, a devilish Dominatrix, crooked cops, and a handsome, lying doctor, to save a precious Maltese and still make it to her next audition in time.