Roman Juniper, a husband and father of three, is forced to go work on the Saturday of his daughter's birthday. He intends to make it back home in time for cake, but a sharp turn of events leads his family to believe their patriarch is in grave danger.

Romantic intrigue and hilarity ensues as six friends take their annual trip to their summer cabin.

A group of women afflicted with a horrible disease (which forces them to cannibalism) try to support one another.