Wayne Gretzky (no relation) is a vampire who can't grow his teeth. His impotence began when he inadvertently killed Mary Lipinsky, the love of his life, 300 years ago. To take his mind off the pain, he teaches college history - who better? Attempting to regain his full power, he enlists help from his friend and colleague, Dr. Levine (Gary Cole). Nothing works until a new semester brings freshman Chris Keller. She's a dead ringer for Mary and they have a lurid affair, while rumors fly around the campus. But it all sours when he turns Chris into a vampire and her newfound bloodlust spins out of control in a bloody rampage, making the rumors a little too real. Written by Anonymous

Frankie and Mike, two car fanatics, set out for a long drive through the desert to reach the Barrett Jackson auction in Las Vegas. Frankie tries to race his 67 Dodge Dart and ends up breaking down half way there. The pair orders the replacement part they need from ebay motors and plan to meet "Joey" with the part in a town called Calico. Calico is a desolate ghost town, and Frankie and Mike fin themselves at odds over cokes, hot wheels, and women. They mainly argue about who was the fastest drag racer, Don "The Snake" Prudomme or Tom "The Mongoose" McEwen. Their very relationship embodies the competitive spirit these two racers had and currently maintain today. After a quick face off outside a saloon, the two continue their journey through the desert to Vegas. Written by Richard Blake