A bullied teen stumbles into possession of a top-secret government formula that turns his dog invisible and gives it the power of speech.

A young woman who works in a beauty parlor discovers that her vagina can talk, which causes her no end of trouble.

In New England in the early 20th century, Pete is a nine-year-old orphan escaping from his brutal adoptive parents, the Gogans, with his only friend, a cartoon dragon named Elliott. They successfully escape to Passamaquoddy, Maine, and live with Nora, a lighthouse keeper, and her father, Lampie. Elliott is sought for medicinal purposes by the corrupt Dr. Terminus. Written by Matthew Anscher ansch002@acpub.duke.edu