Jonathan Harker receives a mysterious postcard in the mail summoning him to Transylvania. Upon his return, Jonathan's daughters Mina and Lucy are very apprehensive toward their prospective mother-in-law who goes by D.

Kevin takes his wife Joy to the beach for a vacation. What he doesn't realize is that there are clowns coming out of the ocean.

When a paintball team hops the fence to go play with their friends on private property, a reclusive land-owner strikes back in full force with an arsenal of remote-controlled vehicles.