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In order to impress a pretty Jewish girl in his Hebrew school, Tommy lies to her by telling her that his father is a rabbi.
All Episodes - S04
EPS01
As Phil and Lil's birthday approaches, their plan for an epic party is abandoned after Phil sees Lil in her new training bra and has trouble dealing with their impending adolescence. He always considered girls guys you can't punch, but now is seeing them in a new light. When the twins have separate birthday parties, they try to outprank each other. Written by Anonymous
EPS04
Sick of Phil's overuse of video games, Betty decides to take him, Tommy, and Chuckie on a rafting adventure, with Chas in tow as a helping hand.
EPS05
When Charlotte is downsized out of her CEO position at MegaCorp, she reacts by attempting to become a supermom. She decides to be Angelica's best friend, enrolling them in several mother/daughter activities, resulting in endless embarrassments. Written by Anonymous
EPS06
Chuckie wants to cheer up Kimi, so he and the gang stumble their way through redecorating her bedroom. The only problem is, it's not the decor that's got her down, she misses her her dad who lives in Japan.
EPS07
At the megaplex, Angelica discovers that the Rats have snuck into a PG-13 movie, and plots her blackmail. They all end up trapped in the mall after closing, and are taking advantage of it when they discover that two crooks have chosen this time to rob the charity donation tower that Susie organized. Taking his cues from the action movie they saw, Chuckie leads the kids in capturing the bad guys. Written by Anonymous
EPS08
Angelica has always talked her way up from bad grades with her powers of persuasion. But her usual methods are thwarted by the dreamy new substitute, Mr. Fisk. Spending more time on trying to get him to like her rather than on her work is getting her F's that he won't change. Written by Anonymous
EPS09
When Phil starts crushing on Lil's best friend, Wally, Lil ends up feeling out of the loop. After lying to Wally to break them up, only then does Lil realize how strong Phil's feelings really are and she needs to work hard to patch up both relationships. Written by Anonymous
EPS10
Feeling neglected at home, Angelica goes to live with the Carmichaels for a week, thinking she will be appreciated there. But she discovers that they live by a strict, regimented schedule of chores, responsibilities, and schedules. When she learns that her peers are wagering whether or not she'll last there, Angelica becomes determined to be the best Carmichael she can be. Written by Anonymous