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It is late December at OMG Mall and the Belcher kids are tired of waiting for the massage chair. Louise incites her siblings to aid and abet in the unseating of a white-bearded man. But, the man scares them by donning a red suit and talking of making reports to the North. Louise has a horrible nightmare about Mr. 5748 and his annual report, so she plots the production of Nicecapades at Rinky Dink on the Eve of the big day. Gene stretches the truth and Tina even manages a yank or two on its fibers. But, Louise learns her limits. Louise also learns that a starter shark is not all that bad. Written by LA-Lawyer
All Episodes - S06
EPS01
A diminishing moustache causes Linda to reminisce with Bob and the kids about the night she and Bob first met. Was it fate? Some parents tell boring and repetitive stories, but, with a bit of imagination, their offspring may devise more intricate tales of their parents' first encounter. Was there battle worthy of Terminator v. Roomba? Is the universe really random? Clap for the Bobman...you're going to dig him until the day you die. Written by LA-Lawyer
EPS02
Bob is livid when several Port-a-Potties appear in front of the restaurant for the annual Land Day celebration. Tina solves a mystery and joins a tag team ...all adding Tabasco to her life. At first, naturally-spicy Louise thinks it was a case of the bland leading the bland, but she and Gene are always willing to aid and abet a fellow Belcher. Do bad boys REALLY have to be bad kissers? Bob learns to work the lines and Tina learns like means never having to say you're boring. Written by LA-Lawyer
EPS03
It is the eve of All Hallows' Eve and Louise announces she has never been scared. Haunted houses are dumb because she can see every potential scare coming a mile away. Louise wants to be terrified---she wants the rush! When Linda and Bob unveil their own haunted house, Louise is not impressed. But, a good scare is like fishing: neither works until the hook is set ...or until Boyz4Now starts singing. Written by LA-Lawyer
EPS04
Bob and Thanksgiving cooking are like K-I-S-S-I-N-G. Linda cannot drive in the snow and Gayle is on crutches after she injured her ankle, so Bob has to drive to Gayle's. The car gets snowed in and Bob has to figure a way to transport Gayle, her crutches, her cat, Mr. Business, and salad back to the Belcher apartment. Linda and the kids must do the surgery...the cooking. Family is always there for you, even when they drive you nuts. But, when nuts is the place you started, the only thing to do is to take some advice: Pull down your pants and slide on the ice. Written by LA-Lawyer
EPS05
It is late December at OMG Mall and the Belcher kids are tired of waiting for the massage chair. Louise incites her siblings to aid and abet in the unseating of a white-bearded man. But, the man scares them by donning a red suit and talking of making reports to the North. Louise has a horrible nightmare about Mr. 5748 and his annual report, so she plots the production of Nicecapades at Rinky Dink on the Eve of the big day. Gene stretches the truth and Tina even manages a yank or two on its fibers. But, Louise learns her limits. Louise also learns that a starter shark is not all that bad. Written by LA-Lawyer
EPS06
Phillip Frond confiscates an Abumi-Guchi grabber from Louise; she is not amused. Teddy gets jealous when Bob invites his new man crush, Steve (and klepto son, Zander) to a dinner party for Gayle. She is celebrating a landmark: her first ever 2d date with the same man! And, as it turns out, Mystery Date has quite a yarn for Gayle. It is an age old recipe of rib roast, robbery and rage, with a ragout of recycling and remorse. But what will land on the menu when the Belcher kids guess who's coming to dinner? Written by LA-Lawyer
EPS07
Gene and Courtny's request to become the new hosts of the morning announcements may be complicated by their romantic relationship, meanwhile Tina volunteers to head the Valentine's Day carnation fundraiser, where her attempt to play Cupid misses the mark. Written by matthewmichael
EPS08
Bob wants his groove back and walks to the produce market for Burger du jour inspiration. En route, he slips and has a bad fall in front of the Capoeira Emporium in a pool of massage oil Jairo admitted dumping there. At the doctor's office, Bob is casted for his torn labrum, needs surgery, rehab and his deductible is $6k. Ouch! Bob is most concerned about being unable to cook. Nurse Sandra has an idea and Louise LIKES it! At the other (juris) doctor's office, the Belcher children learn the real power of attorney: letterhead. Jairo tries to mitigate damages...this leads to trouble, Capoeira and ethical violations. Moral of this story: always get a second opinion when an MD pushes surgery and do NOT try being a JD at home!! Written by LA-Lawyer
EPS09
A hit is ordered on the family sofa when Bob and Louise lose the vote to replace the eyesore. At first, Bob and the kids hope TV's Sofa Queen (Wanda Sykes) can help Linda cope with the loss of the symbol of their family. Soon, they come to understand how Linda feels. Written by LA-Lawyer
EPS10
When Tina volunteers alongside Nurse Liz, she finds herself involved in the biggest scandal to hit Wagstaff: a lice infestation. Meanwhile, Bob makes improvements to the restaurant that end up driving customers away. Can the Belchers juggle both a crisis at the restaurant and lice?
EPS11
When there is a bounce house crisis at Regular Sized Rudy's birthday party, the Belcher kids devise a scheme to save the day. Meanwhile, Bob deals with an unexpected guest at the restaurant and is forced to come to terms with a longstanding fear.
EPS12
To thine own self be Bleu... Linda's skill at hoops turns Bob, Teddy, Mailman Mike and Mort against one another while the kids enjoy a fun day. All Louise wants is to scour for change, eat Fortune Fudge and ride the Zany Plane inverted; Tina wants to ponder her fudge fortune. But, Gene has other ideas. The kids meet Darryl, Jimmy Jr., Jocelyn, Rudy, Tammy, and Zeke on the Wharf. Gene suggests they travel to a farm on Route 6 where Gene heard there lives a two-butted goat. The other kids do not believe, but Gene wants mystery and magic...or he will die trying to find it. Written by LA-Lawyer
EPS13
Critter, Mudflap and Baby Sidecar are all back in the Belchers' lives when Critter has to ask Bob a huge favor. Mudflap cannot help, as she is attending a Woman of the Wild weekend. Linda bonds with Sidecar as Bob and the kids do some dirty deals dirt cheap. Written by LA-Lawyer
EPS14
Angela's mono gives Tina the chance to go stereo and solo for The Hormoniums, the hit group of Wagstaff Elementary. At the restaurant, Linda hosts an auction from the Lost and Found box and proves David Hannum (and NOT P.T. Barnum), a visionary. Written by LA-Lawyer
EPS15
When Bob's friend, Warren, comes to town, he makes an offer to invest in the restaurant. Bob is thrilled that it finally could get a much-needed makeover, until he learns that Warren has some strong interior design choices in mind. Meanwhile, Warren's visit means one of the kids must give up their bedroom.
EPS16
When Louise hears that Boo Boo is leaving Boyz 4 Now, she enters a contest that could give Tina the chance to meet him. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda learn an interesting piece of history regarding the restaurant, which leads to tension between Bob and Jimmy Pesto.
EPS17
After finally convincing Bob and Linda to send her to horse camp, Tina realizes she has to part ways with Jericho, her imaginary horse. Meanwhile, Linda decides to create a restaurant camp in an attempt to make things fair for Gene and Louise.
EPS18
Tina's ideas of love and romance are tested when she volunteers at a nursing home to earn her next Thunder Girls badge. Meanwhile, Bob makes new friends who lead him to make some questionable choices.
EPS19
In the 100th episode of BOB'S BURGERS, the kids' goop war lands Bob in a sticky situation. The prank happens to occur on the same day that Skip Marooch calls to tell Bob that a journalist is coming to the restaurant to write a profile and the whole town gets involved. Zany Belcher antics ensue.