Lumpus vs. the Volcano: A volcano spirit gets angry at Lumpus when he refuses to sacrifice his chicken pot pie. Nursemaster: Nurse Leslie feels he is not respected in camp; therefore applying for a job at Acorn Flats.

Dungs in Candyland: When Slinkman goes on a candy confiscation rampage, Samson uses his chemistry set to make candy, with disastrous results. Tour Wars: Edward and the Jelly Bean trio are in competition to start a tour business.

Lazlo's First Crush: Lazlo develops a huge crush on the mermaid of Leakey Lake. And when Raj goes in the lake to give the mermaid a piece of his mind, he falls in love with her too. Livin' La Vida Lumpus: After some convincing from Lumpus, Lazlo starts to dislike Camp Kidney. Lumpus initially likes 'the new Lazlo', but when Lazlo becomes too much like Lumpus, Lumpus consults with Raj and Clam to return Lazlo to his delightful, optimistic self.

Samson's Mail Fraud: After Samson gets picked on for not having friends outside of camp, he makes a lie about getting letters from a famous magician. Haunted Coffee Table: Slinkman and Raj confront a haunted coffee table.

Edward learns the meaning and purpose of a friend, so he trys to make some friends. The campers spot a billboard about Camp Dinkey, the perfect camp, and they fantasize on how it would be.

Doting Doe-Eyed Deerest: Jane Doe is driven to the very brink of insanity when the Bean Scouts bunk with her after seeing the pampering she's given Chip and Skip. Clown Camp: Lumpus decides to make every day Clown Day, despite Lazlo's fear.