Season 01
Season 02
Introducing Mrs. Bronson, the sweet Jewish grandmother confounding the boys at the 53rd as well as New York City's bureaucracy.
All Episodes - S01
EPS01
EPS02
Gunther Toody drives the entire station batty chairing the committee to get everyone's favorite desk Sgt. Sol Abrams a surprise 25 year present. Toody keeps changing his little mind seeking the perfect gift, and insists on parliamentary procedure for meetings. Abrams' sore feet confine him to desk work, so he worries that it'll be 25 and out, if the brass find out how bad the precinct's sweetheart's hurting. Written by David Stevens
EPS03
The boys use extraordinary techniques to rehabilitate a recently released petty thief. Unfortunately, Benny has other ideas.
EPS04
Toody and Muldoon's 9 blissful years as partners stun a researcher who finds the average prowl car pair last only 16 months before screaming to be switched. If the NYPD management engineer can discover their secret and replicate it, that'll save the blue brass many headaches. But Gunther and Francis' precinct mates don't want to know what actually goes on in Car 54, or even worse: can New York's finest clone empty-headed chatterbox Toody and somber, cerebral Muldoon ? Written by David Stevens
EPS05
Introducing Mrs. Bronson, the sweet Jewish grandmother confounding the boys at the 53rd as well as New York City's bureaucracy.
EPS06
Toody convinces 'Tessie the Torso', a buxom sex-symbol, to stay at Francis's mother's house. It turns out, Muldoon is a huge fan.
EPS07
A car thieving ring is using an auto body shop to paint stolen cars and resell them. The 53rd is down to only two patrol cars, so the boys are desperate to keep their beloved car 54. When it's damaged by a pulled-over driver, they take it to the same repair shop. Written by Bill B.
EPS08
Lucille plays matchmaker for Francis.
EPS09
EPS10
Gunther and Lucille Toody give their landlord notice because they're fed up with their crumbling apartment.
EPS11
After a chance traffic stop with Hugh Downs, Gunther finagles an appearance on the Jack Paar show of a fellow officer he thinks is funny.
EPS12
Toody is feeling henpecked by Lucille, but musters the courage to become king of his castle after seeing a stirring performance of Shakespeare's The Taming of the Shrew.
EPS13
The 53rd Precinct's Brotherhood Club's newly elected treasurer Gunther Toody is determined to invest their hard-earned $800 in the stock market despite the protests of his fiscally conservative colleagues.
EPS14
While Schnauser is laid up in the hospital, Toody is tapped by the FBI to go undercover to help them nab notorious bank robber No Face.
EPS15
The boys from the 53rd put on a Christmas review. Two Gilbert and Sullivan parodies featuring Capt. Block and Muldoon, a heart-tugging song from Toody, and other sketches.
EPS16
Muldoon's the big expert on rules and regulations, but he's scared to take the test to become a sergeant.
EPS17
The boys are attempting to win the barbershop quartet competition for the old man Capt. Block. The rules require all 163 quartets to perform the same song, which drives poor Jan Murray to insanity.
EPS18
After the police chief drives through Toody and Muldoon's sector, he's so angered by the scores of violations he sees he orders an investigation - with surprising results.
EPS19
Toody is on an undercover detail in Brooklyn with a female cop as his wife and a small boy as his child. When Lucille's sister spots him there, the rumors start flying wildly.
EPS20
Muldoon discovers he's grown an inch to 6-foot-seven, putting him one inch over the police regulation and putting him over the edge with paranoia about his height.
EPS21
Toody is the only person who can appreciate Karpathia's abstract masterpiece, Lower Manhattan at Sunset (from the New Jersey Side). This episode features an inspired performance from Severn Darden.
EPS22
The 53rd is embarrassed by the domestic dispute calls that come every Thursday night - from the Schnausers. Toody convinces Leo (along w/the rest of the boys) that Thursday's actually Friday leading to expected hilarious confusion.
EPS23
The smartest rookie cop is assigned to ride w/chatty Toody and reticent Muldoon. Can Car 54 survive, now that Muldoon has stimulating conversation?
EPS24
Tired of being stereotyped as a mama's boy, Muldoon feigns having a hot date at the hottest club in the Bronx. When his bluff is called by doubting coworkers, he quickly commandeers a puritan family who gets the wrong impression from his weapon! Written by Bill B.
EPS25
During the world's series, Toody and Muldoon act go undercover to spot pickpockets at Yankee Stadium. There Toody encounters a gifted thief who always wanted to be a cop, and after stealing Toody's ID, starts making arrests of his own, including Toody. Written by WesternOne
EPS26
Burkholtz, relegated to the Lost and Found for 15 years due to his extreme laxity is the only choice to sub for Capt. Block on his forced two week vacation. The boys mistake his absence from active duty thinking it's because he was too tough! Written by Bill B.
EPS27
Leo and Sylvia Schnauser decide to renew their vows with a large wedding ceremony.
EPS28
The boys of the 53rd Precinct pull together to buy Captain Block the matching Aleutian Ceremonial Chair he desires to complete his set.
EPS29
EPS30
Lucille dies her hair to get Gunther to notice her, and when he finally does, look out.