Season 01
Season 02
When a ninja steals Dan's cookies, Elise proves to be an unlikely ally in Dan's revenge scheme.
All Episodes - S01
EPS09
After a broadcast of the local baseball game pre-empts Dan's favorite TV show and a crowd of unruly baseball fans break his car's side mirror in a violent scuffle for a home run ball, Dan sets out to destroy America's favorite pastime!
EPS19
A sudden snow storm during a ski weekend with Chris and Elise puts Dan's revenge plans on hold, and forces him to make nice with Elise, as the two of them are soon faced with saving Chris from a family of overly nice vacationers who may not be quite what they seem. Written by Anonymous