The seventh-season opener, a parody of Honey, I Shrunk the Kids, sees Urkel's transformation chamber going berzerk. The nerd and flustered foil Carl are shrunk to two inches tall, and as a result must work together to dodge hazards such as rolling fruit and large house cats. Written by Brian Rathjen briguy_52732@yahoo.com

Urkel and Laura accidentally meet in the bathroom, both of them stark naked! The two must deal with their emotions from this embarrassing meeting. Carl, meanwhile, does a favor for a neighbor and keeps hold of a watch (intended as an anniversary gift for the neighbor's wife), but Harriette thinks the gift is for her. Written by Brian Rathjen briguy_52732@yahoo.com

Steve meets a gorgeous bug collector named Agnes Prizker and fantasizes about kissing her, which he does by accident. However, he reminds himself that he's in a relationship with Myra and goes to Laura about it. She encourages him to tell his girlfriend about it. Should he dare tell Myra the truth about what happened? Meanwhile, Carl reluctantly allows Nick Neidermeyer to join in his poker night with his buddies, per Harriette's recommendation. She immediately regrets her decision in letting her selfish boss join in and tells him off. She even goes as far as daring him to fire her. He admitted that he would fire her if he wasn't transferred to the automotive department. She and Carl kicks Nick out of their house. Later on, they have a good time playing poker with his buddies. Written by Anonymous

In his teacher's absence, Urkel is asked to be substitute teacher of his English class. The other students take quick advantage of the situation and drive the nerd to the breaking point. Urkel responds by transforming himself into Stefan, who in the alter ego is able to gain control of the class. Written by Brian Rathjen briguy_52732@yahoo.com

Greta lands in hot water with her father when Eddie brings her back after her curfew. When he won't allow her to see him again, Greta decides to buck her father's order by making him think she's dating Urkel (who is actually Eddie's gofer). Meanwhile, Estelle is being audited by the Internal Revenue Service, but Carl's attempts to fix the situation only uncover his own problems with the taxman. Written by Brian Rathjen briguy_52732@yahoo.com

While Urkel is visiting Russia for a few weeks, guess who's back? Myrtle Urkel, who is hungrier than ever for Eddie. However, Greta stands in the way.

Urkel warns Laura not to ride in Curtis' car because of his reckless driving habits. Curtis is annoyed and eventually, the two challenge each other to a winner-take-all drag race.

Steve, Myra, Laura, and Eddie goes on Tiffany to discuss their relationship problems. When Steve becomes Stefan, Myra's had enough and gets into a fight with Laura right away. Eddie unwillingly has to deal with Myrtle whose using the show as a means to reaffirm her love for him. It isn't long until Waldo decides he's had enough of the fighting and calls a truce between them with Stefan's help. Meanwhile, Carl has a hard time being romantic to Harriette that he pays more attention to the news to cope. Written by Anonymous

Urkel develops an extreme fear of thunderstorms after he is constantly struck by lightning. Carl helps the nerd work through his fear and determine why he has become a human lightning rod. Meanwhile, Laura and Myra apply for a sales job opening at Ferguson's. Written by Brian Rathjen briguy_52732@yahoo.com

Urkel is in charge of designing the Vanderbilt High's senior class float, but nobody seems interested in a project that, due to the nerd's involvement, will surely be doomed. However, interest slowly grows and the seniors actually get to know - and appreciate - each other's company. Written by Brian Rathjen briguy_52732@yahoo.com

Carl's bah humbug attitude puts a damper on Urkel's plans to decorate the house for Christmas ... until the nerd announces that there's a contest for best light display and that there are prizes. Meanwhile, Harriette and Mother Winslow puts their foot down when Eddie and Laura refuse to participate in the family's holiday activities. Written by Brian Rathjen briguy_52732@yahoo.com

Urkel wants to learn to ride a bicycle, and enlists you know who as his teacher. Carl is frustrated at first when Urkel can't seem to get the hang of things, but the nerd keeps trying.

Urkel and Eddie are forced to travel to a small island country near Mexico, where Waldo has landed in jail for violating the country's little-known customs.

Laura becomes worried about her figure and invests in some diet pills. She doesn't count on Urkel mistaking her pills for his vitamin supplements, and in the process, he is nearly involved in a tragic accident as he unwittingly destroys the Winslows' garage. Written by Brian Rathjen briguy_52732@yahoo.com

Carl has had it with Urkel's constantly backfiring scientific contraptions and demands they be placed in storage. One night while they are putting everything away, a gang of robbers breaks in and demands everything. Carl and Urkel trick the thugs into letting them demonstrate the transformation chamber ... and they emerge as Bruce Lee Carl and Bruce Lee Urkel to defeat the bad guys. Written by Brian Rathjen briguy_52732@yahoo.com

Steve gets a job at Cafe Java as Stefan playing smooth jazz, takes a back seat to the alcohol drinking and partying plot involving Eddie. Carl is upset with him for constantly drinking at his frat parties and tells him to stop now while he's ahead. Three weeks later, Eddie comes home drunk again from another frat party. This time, he insults both his father and his friend, Waldo. Carl's had enough of his drunken nature and kicks him out of the house. Then he gives him an ultimatum that he has to find another place to live within one week. He tries to get Waldo let him to stay at his house. He refuses and immediately tells him off that he isn't his friend if he parties, drinks and insults everyone. Eddie realizes the negative effects of his partying and drinking it has on both his family and friends and needs to change it. Written by Anonymous

Eddie has joined the ballet class with his girlfriend, Greta and tells his friends about it. To his dismay and displeasure, his closest friends, Waldo and Steve, started laughing in his face about the whole thing. They make fun at the fact that he'll be wearing tights and a tutu. Greta doesn't think it is funny as some of the athletes they know has taken ballet before. It doesn't stop them from constantly laughing at him. Meanwhile, Laura's on and off boyfriend, Curtis, mistakes Harriette for her grandmother, Mother Winslow. She is insulted by his comment and wears younger clothes and a wig to hide her age. He later apologizes to her for the mistake when Laura tells him that was her mother. At the recital, Eddie and Greta begins performing Swan Lake. During that time, Waldo and Steve continue their ongoing laughter, much to the dismay of their girlfriends, Maxine and Myra. Laura is seated next to her parents as Curtis is at work. However the performance doesn't go as smoothly as Eddie... Written by Anonymous

In this episode paying tribute to the Big Brothers Big Sisters of America program, Urkel is paired with a streetwise youth named 3J, whose smart mouth is the cover for an embarrassing secret: He can't read. Urkel vows to help 3J learn how to read and discover the worlds that are opened up through books. Written by Brian Rathjen briguy_52732@yahoo.com

Urkel creates an aphrodisiac that accidentally gets sprayed on Laura. Laura falls head-over-heels in love with Urkel, but what happens when the potion wears off? Meanwhile, Carl and Harriette encounter nothing but frustration at the airport when they try to book a flight for their second honeymoon. Written by Brian Rathjen briguy_52732@yahoo.com

To improve his self-esteem, Waldo enrolls in a tap-dancing class.

A con artist Eddie and Waldo into going to an exclusive sports bar where Chicago Bulls' players hang out, then leaves them with the bill. Eddie decides to go to his father for help, and Carl is easily able to recover his son's losses.

Steve and Laura are getting ready for their prom night until their dates canceled on them. Curtis revealed his grandmother died and his family has to fly out to Washington to attend her funeral. Myra has been sick with pneumonia and won't be well until after a week. Maxine suggests they go with each other and runs out laughing. At the prom, Laura and Steve enjoy each other's company and kisses outside. Meanwhile, Nick (Harriette's former boss) has moved into Steve's old house and tempers flare between him and Carl. Written by Anonymous

Carl lands a job as security guard at a movie studio ... and in the process, gets a leading role in a big-time movie. However, one of the scenes involves his character passionately kissing the movie's beautiful leading lady, leaving the portly cop with a moral dilemma. Written by Brian Rathjen briguy_52732@yahoo.com

While Urkel is working on a cloning experiment with his transformation chamber, the contraption goes kablooey. The aftermath has Urkel cloned, creating double trouble for the Winslow household! Laura decides to make lemons out of lemonade and suggests that one of the clones be made into a permanent Stefan. Written by Brian Rathjen briguy_52732@yahoo.com