When Dennis accidentally runs over Charlie with his car, Charlie uses his new injury to get the sympathy of the strippers at the local strip club. Meanwhile, Dennis and Dee's dad Frank (Danny DeVito) returns, and the gang discovers what it's like to live in the shoes of the unfortunate. Written by halo1k

When half of Paddy's gets bought out by a business developer, the gang seeks revenge. Unfortunately, an ill-timed dog-napping plot, a poorly made video tape, and a flaming bag of poop threaten the gang's chances of getting their property back.

Dennis and Dee decide to quit the bar and go on welfare to follow their dreams, but wind up getting addicted to crack instead. Meanwhile, Charlie and Mac go on a spending spree when Frank stashes all of his remaining cash in Charlie's bank account. Written by halo1k

When Frank decides to put the gang on 'Charlie Work' instead of Charlie, they get furious and try to change that. Since Charlie is now manager, the gang does various favors to get out of it. And at the same time Mac banged Dennis' mom and Dennis wants to get back at him by trying to bang Macs mom. Written by James Hake

Inspired by the movie Million Dollar Baby, Frank teaches Dee to inflict punishment while Dennis and Mac teach Charlie to take punishment. But both fighting careers are derailed by the use of performance enhancing supplements.

After being arrested for arson, Charlie is sentenced to community service and required to attend AA. Here he makes a discovery that could assist him in his ongoing effort to connect with the Waitress.

When Mac discovers a water stain to be shaped like the Virgin Mary, Frank decides this as an idea to exploit this 'miracle' and make money off it. And while the gang tries to get a priest to help make this miracle look more legit, Dee runs into an old high school friend which had a crush on her, in which she tries to win back. Written by James Hake

When the gang discovers that if you run for office that people will pay you to quit. So of course, the gang exploits this and so Dennis runs for office. While at the same time Frank and Charlie tries to stop this, which ends up in a feud.

To prove their patriotism, Charlie and Dee try to upstage the local anti-smoking group, while Dennis and Mac turn Paddy's into a bastion of true freedom. But when Frank takes things too far, Paddy's is populated with creeps and lowlifes, and the gang decides they want to live under a totalitarian state. Written by halo1k

When Dennis and Dee discover their mother has lied to them about Frank being their dad, they get to know their real father. Meanwhile, Mac and Charlie attempt to impress Mac's imprisoned father by becoming hardened criminals.