After an accidental explosion at the Mega Lo Mart Peggy and Bobby wait anxiously for news of Hank and Luanne's condition outside the explosion site. Fortunately the are both accounted for and well. Much to the misfortune of Luanne she has sadly suffered two losses. The loss of her hair and the loss of her boyfriend Buckley, to whom was responsible for the explosion. While physically Hank and Luanne are both fine they each deal with the psychological trauma differently. Luanne becomes an activist of sorts while Hank is terrified of propane. Written by Bukue_One

When Bobby begins dating Marie, an older girl, Hank and Peggy oppose the relationship for different reasons. Peggy believes he is too young to have a girlfriend. Hank, while somewhat proud of his son, becomes concerned with some of Marie's traits, particularly her vegetarianism. Meanwhile, a couch mysteriously appears in the alley. The guys try to get it hauled away-- until they discover how much fun they can have sitting on it. Written by Bukue_One

Stressed by her new job as a newspaper columnist, Peggy seeks John Redcorn's help. Hank fears she's getting the same kind of help as Nancy, which leads to an eye-opening experience for Peggy.

Hank's desperation attempts of getting his dog pregnant aggravate Peggy. Peggy becomes especially upset when Hank discovers Ladybird has narrow uterus and Hank decides the next best option would be in vitro fertilization. This revelation upsets Peggy because Hank didn't this hard when they were attempting to have children and when the idea in vitro fertilization came up Hank shot it down. Over time they realize that Hank's male biological clock is ticking and these attempts to get his dog pregnant is Hank unconsciously fulfilling his desire to have more children. Written by Bukue_One

Deedee has become pregnant with Cotton's child.

Peggy competes in a pageant exclusively for mothers in an attempt to win a truck of her own.

On Black Friday, the day following Thanksgiving, the Hill's head to the mall. Peggy is planning to spend her day shopping for what is in her opinion is the busiest shopping day of the holiday season, while Hank, Boomhauer, Dale, and Bill are participants in a lawnmower focus group. Much to Hank's dismay his father receives word of this event and decides to attend. If that's not enough, Hank is under the impression they're at the focus group to discuss their current line of mowers (i.e. Hank's mower). But he soon discovers that they're attending to discuss a new line of mowers. While all of the other attendees revel at the new mower, Hank goes out of his way to convince the others that this new mower isn't as good as the original just because it's new. But little do they all know, Hank's persistence has less to do with the mower and more to do with his mother... Written by Bukue_One

Bobby is excited about going on his first deer hunting trip, but Hank fails to obtain the proper license in time and must seek an alternative.

During the Christmas season, Bill becomes suicidal and his friends have to watch him. Things take a bizarre turn when he decides to become his ex-wife Lenore.

Hank, Dale, Boomhauer, and Bill become volunteer firefighters. After one of them accidentally burns down the firehouse the each have different interpretations of how it happened.

Peggy gets a reputation for draconian discipline after spanking one of her students in class.

Hank and the guys get the idea of having their former high school football, Coach Sauers, coach take over Bobby's recreational football team. It appears the years have taken their toll as Sauers' coaching methods are cruel and unusual. Thus, resulting in many of the players quitting and simultaneously begin playing for the near by soccer team 'The Wind'. Much to the disappointment of Hank, Bobby soon follows. Written by Buku_One

Hank inadvertently causes Kahn to lose his job.

Both Luanne and Bobby are enticed by the charm of self-proclaimed genius Rad Thibodeaux, much to the dismay of Hank. After an incident at Boomhauer's house, where Bobby was supposed to be house-sitting, Luanne and Rad break-up. Upset with Luanne over the recent revelation he begins to perform a series of practical jokes which she retaliates to. For Bobby's final joke he replaces Luanne's birth control pills with candy. With the assistance of Hank and Peggy, Luanne convinces Bobby that because she didn't take her birth control pills she is now pregnant and Bobby must marry her. Written by Bukue_One

Hank is upset when Peggy refuses to reveal the details of a magic trick to him.

While Luanne gets a job at a country club, Hank has an unpleasant encounter with a dolphin.

Hanks accompanies his mother and some of her friends on a trip to a museum on an island during Spring Break, the only problem is MTV and the college students are there, too.

While Bobby comes down with a case of gout when he becomes addicted to deli food, Hank is horrified to find an X-ray of his colon in an art museum.

Hank and his friends make a video to persuade the Dallas Cowboys to relocate their training camp to Arlen.

After Dale remorselessly damages Hank's mower, for what ever reason filling the gas tank with a substance her refers to as aqua-hol, Dale further infuriates his neighbor buy purchasing an expensive new mower and instantly becomes to envy of everyone in the alley. With the assistance of Boomhauer, Bill, and Peggy, Hank hides Dale's mower and sends him a series of cryptic notes and photographs which drive further in to insanity and obsession. While do some exterminating atop a balcony, a concerned Bill thinks Dale is sniper and calls the police. With police sharp shooters and gun toting vigilantes all armed and ready to take out Dale, it's up to Hank to save the day and the life of his friend. Written by Bukue_One

Cotton is suspected of arson when the church burns down; the police believe that he did it because of the new woman pastor.

Hank is outraged when Peggy agrees to meet an inmate on Death Row who claims to be one of her former pupils. He's no happier when Peggy discovers the inmate is an impostor, who's just using her as an unknowing mule to smuggle cocaine past the guards. Meanwhile, Dale offers to spray the prison for a pittance in order to get on the waiting list to become an executioner. Written by Steve Green

Luanne believes that the angel of her late boyfriend Buckley has visited her.

Hank is chosen to coach Strickland Propane's softball team and invites Peggy to play pitcher, which spurs friction between the two when Peggy becomes the star player.

Feeling depressed and inadequate due to their routine lives and the impending birth of Hank's brother, Hank and Peggy decide to celebrate their 20th anniversary by going sky diving. But things go awry when Peggy's parachute fails to open and Didi goes into labor with no one to drive her to the hospital but Bobby. Written by Bukue_One