After being beaten up by some bullies, Hank advises Bobby to attend a boxing course at the YMCA. Once there, Bobby discovers that they are full so he instead joins a women's self-defense course where he is taught to kick people in the groin as a form of self-defense. Written by Bukue_One

When Dale is ridiculed by the Arlen Gun Club for accidentally misfiring a weapon, his friends must come up with a plan to help restore Dale's self-esteem.

Peggy accidentally brings a Mexican girl into the country after a Spanish class field trip to Mexico. When she tries to bring her back, she is arrested for kidnapping.

Hank and Cotton clash during the Christmas season while working for Habitat for Humanity.

Khan bribes Bobby to stay away from Connie.

After spending some depressing time with Bill on Valentine's Day, Bobby starts to fear he'll end up alone. He turns his desperation towards Connie until Hank steps in and asks Boomhauer to teach Bobby how to 'pitch woo'.

The Olympic torch is passing through Arlen on its way to Salt Lake City, so Peggy nominates Bobby to carry the torch. He loses to Hank, whom his friends nominated behind his back.

Peggy jeopardizes a potential deal for Hank by trying to bring Women's Liberation to the Arlen Renaissance Fair.

Connie plays the fiddle in Hank's bluegrass band, but keeps it a secret from her father, who wants her to go to Van Cliburn's violin academy.

Peggy is dubbed a genius after taking an on-line test from the Texas Institute of Intelligence, which leads her into a series of confidence schemes.

Cotton and his army buddies have to stay at Hank's house when the VFW loses its lease.

Peggy pretends to be a nun to get a job teaching Spanish at a Catholic school.

When Dale convinces Bill that the government used him as a guinea pig for an experimental drug with disastrous results, Bill steals a tank from the army base.

When Dale realizes that he did not have sex with Nancy anywhere near the time Joseph was conceived, he becomes convinced that a space alien is his son's real father.

Nine Rivers, Arlen's all-Asian country Club, is under pressure to have a non-Asian member, so Khan tries to get Hank to join.

Peggy becomes a customer service representative for Alamo Beer, Hank's favorite brand. She is sworn to secrecy about the reason for the beer's sudden unavailability in the area.

While searching for a sorority to join, Luanne inadvertently joins a brainwashing cult, while Hank can't bring himself to kill an emu.

Hank discovers that Dale's long-lost father is a cowboy on the gay rodeo circuit.

Peggy is upset when she learns Hank has been having dreams about grilling hamburgers in the nude with Nancy.

Boomhauer plans to ask his girlfriend to marry him.

Cotton returns to Japan to learn that he has an illegitimate son.

King of the Hill is another animation hit for Beavis and Butthead creator Mike Judge, who also voices the starring character Hank Hill, a propane gas salesman in the fictional town Arlen, Texas. Hank is often besieged by the idiosyncrasies of society, but he finds (some) serenity in his home-life with his wife, substitute Spanish teacher Peggy, his awkward son Bobby and his live-in niece-in-law Luanne Platter. Adding flavor to the ordinary dish the series serves are Hank's friends, divorcee military barber Bill Dauterive, paranoid Dale Gribble (with an obsession with Government conspiracy theories) and gibberish spouting Boomhauer. Written by Ondre Lombard olombard@lombard.cyberverse.com