On Labor Day, the gender roles are reversed when Al becomes the loafing one while he forces Peggy to prepare the backyard barbecue for his creation of the famous Bundy Burgers. But one of the secret ingredients to them are the ashes of Marcy's dead aunt which was stolen by Kelly from the Rhodes house. Written by Anonymous

Peggy wins a two week visit from a certain Jim Jupiter, the healthiest man in Chicago, which soon turns into a test of wills between Peggy and the TV aerobics instructor who succumbs to Peggy's lazy lifestyle of smoking and eating junk food. When Jim Jupiter literally drops dead afterwords on his TV show, Peggy surprisingly begins to suffer from a rare form of guilt. Written by Anonymous

Kelly and Bud need to raise money for concert tickets for themselves, so Bud sells Al as a camping guide, and Kelly cheats at a poker game with Peggy's friends. With Steve and Bud along for the ride, Al has to take a bunch of kids camping and they end up stranded in the woods and only Buck can save them. Written by Anonymous

A toothache forces Al to see Marcy's dentist, a divorced man that devotes as much of his time to his work as he does to his young female dental assistant, who's ironically named T.C. At the same time, Al pressers Peggy to cook a square meal for him for just one day. Written by Anonymous

Peggy begins to suspect that Al is cheating because he seems to have a lot of different excuses on why he is coming home later than usual. Peggy meets Ginger at her beauty salon. Ginger is a young woman who admits she is sleeping around with another woman's husband and Peggy thinks it could be Al that she is sleeping with. Marcy goes to Peggy's salon and gets a new look, that Steve hates. Peggy is worried that Al is cheating on her and she is determined to get answers. Written by Anonymous

The Bundys' latest money making scam is to host a foreign exchange student in their garage. But the French beauty (Milla Jovovich) proves to be so popular that she ends up stealing all of Kelly's boyfriends. Written by Anonymous

When a Playboy playmate walks into Al's shoe store, he's eager to get home and look up her October 1987 issue. But Al is a broken man when he finds out that Peggy has sold his entire Playboy collection to get money to buy a good luck charm to win the lottery. The ghost of Al's father later appears and convinces him to get some self-respect. Written by Anonymous

Al decides to open a shoe emergency hot-line with help from Steve in the form of a $50,000 loan. But typically, Al's get-rich-quick scheme backfires when nobody phones in. When Marcy gives Al a second $50,000 loan to repay the original loan, the Bundys and the Rhoades join together in a downward spiral of failure when Al instead sinks the second $50,000 into his failing shoe hot-line, which results in Steve losing his job at the bank, Marcy getting demoted, and Al ending up being the loser as always. Written by SpaceAce77

When the Dodge finally gives its death rattle, Al digs up his secret car-fund shoe box and trades the Dodge for a ride to the local dealership. When Bud opens the shoe box, he finds not $5,000, but a mere $800... and a red hair. Al spends the rest of the episode trying to buy something that goes vroom! Written by SpaceAce77

Newly unemployed Steve decides he doesn't really want to work, so he fritters away his days with the Bundys, visiting zoos and taking fishing trips. The strain this puts on Steve's relationship with Marcy who ends up going out with Al to a local bar where they swap stories about their failing marriages. But the conversation between Al and Marcy reaches its peak when Marcy has to decide whether to use the $25,000 reward she earned by foiling a bank robbery, sustaining a gunshot wound in the process, to buy a new car or to bail out Steve, who has been arrested for rescuing Bosco the tortoise from the local zoo. Written by SpaceAce77

On Christmas Eve, Al plans the best Bundy Christmas by withdrawing money from his secret savings account to buy the selfish and ungrateful Peggy and the kids presents. When Al can't get to Marcy's bank on time, he tries a ill-fated cash motivated plan for a day care center which leaves him sad and alone with no money. Written by Anonymous

When Al Bundy gets fed up with how his family treats him, he wishes he was never born. His guardian angel arrives to face the ungrateful man and shows him what life would be like without him. Peggy is married to a wealthy socialite named, Norman Jablonsky and is a wonderful mother and housewife. Kelly is a college student genius and child prodigy in French and writing. Bud is not a dysfunctional nerd, but a ladies man and also a genius. Norman reveals that he's planning to buy a mansion for all of them to live in. Then he shows Al, where Marcy lives. She is still married to Steve and has three children. Unlike the perfect Jablonsky family, she has developed Peg-like manners when she refuses to cook and clean for him, causing him to inherit Al-like manners. He's very miserable and works in a shoe store. This finally give the misanthropic Al a clue, that in wishing he was never born, not only are Peg, Bud and Kelly are happy, but Marcy and Steve are miserable. He decides he wants to ... Written by Anonymous

Al desperately tries to fix the house's leaking roof during the weekend of a long rainstorm. But each time Al falls off the roof, it makes Peggy and the kids wonder if he's too stupid or too cheap to call a roofer to do the job. Meanwhile, Steve lands another job at a pet store in which Marcy suffers side affects after getting bitten by a venomous guinea pig. Written by Anonymous

Al is faced with an IRS audit because of Peg. He decides to find money quick to pay of his taxes by selling Peg's hair for $5,000. However Peg is not looking to give away her red anytime soon.

When Al challenges the selfish and ungrateful family members to earn a dollar of their own, Peggy tries scamming money from others because of her loath for working. Meanwhile, Bud appoints himself as Kelly's agent a lands her a job as a 'rock video slut'. Written by Anonymous

Steve is history after he OK's a divorce from Marcy and leaves her in the middle of the night, leaving behind a note saying that he has gone to become a park ranger at Yosemite National Park. While Bud unsuccessfully tries to score with a man-less Marcy, Peggy talks her into a just girls vacation to Las Vegas, where they lose $5,000 of Al's money. Written by Anonymous

Al and the kids travel to Las Vegas to try to get the ladies out of the hole they are in. After an unsuccessful attempt to win their money back at the roulette table, Al agrees to try to win $10,000 by staying three minutes in the ring with GLOW wrestler Big Bad Momma, a huge monster of a woman. Written by Anonymous

Al is all excited when he's asked to speak at his high school reunion dance at Polk High. At the dance, while Al rambles on and on about the unhappily married man, Peggy finds herself being wooed by a teacher, Kelly trying to please two dates, and Bud plotting revenge against his date, Heather McCoy, who humiliated him years earlier by running his underwear up a flagpole. Written by Anonymous

Al plans a special evening for Peggy's birthday by taking her out to the Bowlarama where he hopes to finally beat his arch rival's high game score of 220. Al beats the score, but minutes later, Peggy bowls a perfect game, destroying Al's chauvinist self-esteem. Written by Anonymous

Peggy discovers that she never graduated from high school because she flunked one class: home economics. Now she must go back to school and pass the class with Kelly who is trying to graduate from high school herself. Peggy is forced to cook a rack of lamb, Jello for Kelly. Elswhere, Bud continues to try to get the newly single Marcy's attention. Written by Anonymous

When Kelly realizes that she's not intelligent or literate enough to attend college, she has to take a job at a TV station where she quickly moves from an intern to a $1,000-a-week weather bunny forcing the current weatherman to storm off now leaving Kelly with her new manager Al, a $250,000 a year contract offer. Written by Anonymous

After being plagued by nightmares of feet a beautiful woman asks Al to judge a contest at Gary's, whose contestants she, could never compete with. Meanwhile Kelly tricks Marcy and Bud into thinking they've slept together. Written by Anonymous

Peggy will buy anything at a yard sale, so when she brings home a boar's head, there's no more room in the garage to put it. So, Al decides enough is enough and he decides to have his own yard sale, despite Peggy's protests. But the stuff he is selling is stuff only Peggy would be stupid enough to buy. Al's next idea is to create Bundyland, the happiest place on Earth, which is a collection of all the junk items Peggy bought in their own back yard. Written by Anonymous