Michael has been used to having his wife at home, taking care of him and the kids, but now she wants to use her hard-earned college degree.

Janet and Michael find a tattoo parlor card in Junior's pants.

When Michael and Jay realize that Jr. has been smoking marijuana, they provide him with an unforgettable night filled with fun and creative mind games. Meanwhile, Kady is disappointed that her big sister, Claire, won't spend time with her; and, to prevent their out-of-style clothes from being given away, Michael and Jay promise to wear the outfits for a week. Written by my wife and kids dot com

Claire's trying to attract boys in school so she goes bra shopping.

Jr. gets an F in Algebra and forges it into an A. Claire finds out about it and soon starts to blackmail Jr. so she won't tell their parents.

Jr. has to get an A on his Algebra final. Michael and Janet decide they have to do something to make him study, so Michael offers him 1,000 dollars if he gets an A.

Jr. is having problems at school with a bully, so Michael and Janet invite his parents over to discover some of the kid's weak points.

Jay wants Michael to quit watching TV and spend a little more time with the family - something that apparently only she wants.

Claire develops her first real crush on a boy, and Michael does everything to break them up.

Michael's brother Ken comes to visit and brings his newest girlfriend. While Jr. is mainly interested in seeing parts of her body, Michael envies his brother because his own sex life became a little boring.

Michael's accountant dies suddenly, making Mike take a whole new perspective about his life.