Michael and a very pregnant Stephanie return from a six-month honeymoon.

Dick believes Hubert is trying to kill him after he accidentally burns down his restaurant.

When Dick is named the judge of the local poetry and pastry contest, Joanna is convinced she will win until Dick belittles her ability as a poet.

Everyone decides to run George out of town when he reveals that, as a teenager, he was the perpetrator of an infamous prank.

Michael quits his job at the grocery store and becomes a lounge singer at a local restaurant.

Mrs. Vanderkellen promises to buy Michael and Stephanie a house if Michael changes his last name.

A cash-strapped visiting dignitary makes Dick a royal Lord. After hearing of his good fortune, the townspeople's opinion of Dick jumps up a notch.

Stephanie ends up in jail after slapping a mall security guard during an emotional outburst brought on by her pregnancy hormones.

Joanna's Aunt Louise, who dislikes Dick and tried to stop their wedding, comes for a visit.

George meets a woman with an extremely large behind.

Suffering from a recurring nightmare, George vows to never sleep again.

Michael wants to capture the birth of his and Stephanie's baby on video.

Joanna tries to sell a house to a fan of her real estate television show, only to discover he has a crush on her. Meanwhile, Stephanie and Michael plan to charge the townspeople to view their new daughter.

An annoying and morose guest moves in next door to the Stratford and declares himself Dick's new best friend, prompting the other men in town to protest that Dick is dumping them.

Stephanie's parents buy Baby Stephanie WPIV making her the new owner of the local television station.

Michael produces a sloppily written sitcom as a star vehicle for Stephanie.

George, Jim, and Chester reform the Hooligans, their teenage gang, allow Dick, Michael, and Mr. Rusnak to join, and have a rumble with the similarly aged members of their old rivals, the Ruffians.

Michael has competing dreams about Baby Stephanie as a grown up, one in which she's horribly spoiled, the other in which she's selfless to a fault.

Depressed due to the long Vermont winter and inspired by a group of priests staying at the Stratford, George decides to join the clergy.

George invents a simple board game based on his handyman duties and it becomes a sensation among the townsfolk.

Dick inadvertently drives Tim Conway away from his regular poker game.

Michael meets his long-lost father when he auditions for the lead in a proposed children's TV show.

Her snobby rival's stay at the Stratford makes Stephanie question her marriage to Michael due to his non-blue blood background.

Japanese investors buy everything in town except the Stratford Inn and convert the town into a giant golf course.