Moira is in Bosnia filming The Crows Have Eyes III which she sees as her comeback into the public spotlight. The movie's director, Blair, sees the project as schlock, just work to pay for his next vacation, especially as he has had some big budget studio movies as part of his recent resume. Moira has three options: quit and go home; try to convince Blair that they can make something substantial out of the project; or make the script changes on her own without Blair's approval. This overseas filming is the longest Johnny and Moira have ever been apart. With all this Moira-less time on his hands, Johnny goes on a tear trying to fix every little thing wrong at the motel, namely doing Roland's work. Can Johnny see that he is misdirecting his energies and in reality really misses his wife? And Alexis finds out that David has failed a relationship quiz in a women's magazine, while she passed it with flying colors. She states that one of the secrets of the strength of her and Ted's ... Written by Huggo

Running purely on the adrenaline of no sleep for three days in the arduous trip back from Bosnia, Moira has developed not only a case of insomnia but hyperactivity. In needing something to do, she discovers nestled next to their bed on Johnny's side a bunch a racy love letters written to him from someone not her. Moira shows the letters to a bunch of people in an effort to get them on her side if anything were to happen to them as a couple. The one person she probably should have asked is Johnny, who could have explained the nature of the letters to her and why he left them in such an obvious place for her to find. One of the people to who she shows the letters is a shocked Alexis. In the process, Alexis and Ted have a discussion about romantic mementos that each has kept of the other from their first time as a couple. One of the things Alexis says she has kept is a locket Ted gave her, but which in reality she has since regifted. Alexis has to try and find a way to get the locket ... Written by Huggo

When filthy-rich video store magnate Johnny Rose and his family suddenly find themselves broke, they are forced to leave their pampered lives to regroup and rebuild their empire from within the rural city limits of their only remaining asset - Schitt's Creek, an armpit of a town they once bought as a joke. Written by CBC

When filthy-rich video store magnate Johnny Rose and his family suddenly find themselves broke, they are forced to leave their pampered lives to regroup and rebuild their empire from within the rural city limits of their only remaining asset - Schitt's Creek, an armpit of a town they once bought as a joke. Written by CBC

When filthy-rich video store magnate Johnny Rose and his family suddenly find themselves broke, they are forced to leave their pampered lives to regroup and rebuild their empire from within the rural city limits of their only remaining asset - Schitt's Creek, an armpit of a town they once bought as a joke. Written by CBC

When filthy-rich video store magnate Johnny Rose and his family suddenly find themselves broke, they are forced to leave their pampered lives to regroup and rebuild their empire from within the rural city limits of their only remaining asset - Schitt's Creek, an armpit of a town they once bought as a joke. Written by CBC

When filthy-rich video store magnate Johnny Rose and his family suddenly find themselves broke, they are forced to leave their pampered lives to regroup and rebuild their empire from within the rural city limits of their only remaining asset - Schitt's Creek, an armpit of a town they once bought as a joke. Written by CBC

When filthy-rich video store magnate Johnny Rose and his family suddenly find themselves broke, they are forced to leave their pampered lives to regroup and rebuild their empire from within the rural city limits of their only remaining asset - Schitt's Creek, an armpit of a town they once bought as a joke. Written by CBC

When filthy-rich video store magnate Johnny Rose and his family suddenly find themselves broke, they are forced to leave their pampered lives to regroup and rebuild their empire from within the rural city limits of their only remaining asset - Schitt's Creek, an armpit of a town they once bought as a joke. Written by CBC

When filthy-rich video store magnate Johnny Rose and his family suddenly find themselves broke, they are forced to leave their pampered lives to regroup and rebuild their empire from within the rural city limits of their only remaining asset - Schitt's Creek, an armpit of a town they once bought as a joke. Written by CBC

When filthy-rich video store magnate Johnny Rose and his family suddenly find themselves broke, they are forced to leave their pampered lives to regroup and rebuild their empire from within the rural city limits of their only remaining asset - Schitt's Creek, an armpit of a town they once bought as a joke. Written by CBC

When filthy-rich video store magnate Johnny Rose and his family suddenly find themselves broke, they are forced to leave their pampered lives to regroup and rebuild their empire from within the rural city limits of their only remaining asset - Schitt's Creek, an armpit of a town they once bought as a joke. Written by CBC

When filthy-rich video store magnate Johnny Rose and his family suddenly find themselves broke, they are forced to leave their pampered lives to regroup and rebuild their empire from within the rural city limits of their only remaining asset - Schitt's Creek, an armpit of a town they once bought as a joke. Written by CBC

When filthy-rich video store magnate Johnny Rose and his family suddenly find themselves broke, they are forced to leave their pampered lives to regroup and rebuild their empire from within the rural city limits of their only remaining asset - Schitt's Creek, an armpit of a town they once bought as a joke. Written by CBC