In the aftermath of their near-indiscretion, Elliot realizes she doesn't want to be with Keith and J.D. resolves to stop sabotaging himself. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox and Turk find a patient they both like who is in danger of being discharged.

Kim and JD break up right before their baby is born because he doesn't love her. Turk can't be by JD's side until he finishes a video game, and Perry tries to find another doctor besides himself to give his infant daughter a shot.

J.D's brother Dan returns and delivers a few home truths to his little brother.

Turk tries to assure a worried Carla that their daughter will acknowledge her Latin heritage. The Janitor challenges J.D. to identify everyone in the hospital, when it is discovered that he uses nicknames, because he doesn't know the people's actual names. Written by Anonymous

The Sacred Heart staff has to deal with their inner child, when J.D. and Turk remember their first prank, Dr. Cox has a ten year old Leukemia patient and Dr. Kelso celebrates his birthday.

Though Elliot boasts that through private practice she gets to get to know her patients, nobody seems to care. Carla is amazed at how the Janitor was able to score such an attractive girlfriend.

J.D.'s teenage burn patient gives him a hard decision to make when he wants to go to his high school graduation.

When Dr. Kelso tells the Janitor that nobody cares what he thinks, he starts a newspaper called The Janitorial to prove him wrong. J.D. and Turk fight over their manhood issues, while Dr. Kelso is too proud to ask for help about one of his problems. Written by Anonymous

Carla and Elliot try to round up support to fight against Dr. Kelso's forced retirement, but they aren't getting many takers. J.D. and Turk accidentally figure out one of Dr. Cox's patient's mystery ailments.

Elliot and J.D. discover a major change in their relationship, when they spend time together looking for a former patient.

Dr. Cox tells his son the story about a typical day at Sacred Heart in the form of a bedtime fairy tale.