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A wave of chickenpox is spreading through the town, and when Kenny comes down with the disease, the parents decide to infect all the boys so that they'll be immune from it later in life. When the kids find out how they're being used, they decide to get revenge by finding something to infect their parents with. Meanwhile, Kyle's and Kenny's fathers' reminiscences about their childhood friendship turn to resentment over how far their paths diverged. Written by Jean-Marc Rocher rocher@fiberbit.net
All Episodes - S02
EPS01
In this Terrance and Phillip made-for-TV movie, Terrance receives word that his daughter Sally (whom he fathered with Celine Dion) has been kidnapped in Iran. They quickly find her in Iraq (not Iran) and head back home, only to learn that they've been lead on a wild goose chase orchestrated by their arch-enemy Scott, which has in turn allowed Saddam Hussein and his troops to flood into Canada. Realizing that Saddam has tricked him, Scott puts aside his differences with Terrance and Phillip to come up with a plan to get rid of the dictator for good. Written by Jean-Marc Rocher rocher@fiberbit.net
EPS02
This is the second part of a cliffhanger episode, in which Cartman is trying to find the identity of his father. Dr Mephisto has the results of his DNA test, but is shot before he can reveal the news. As Mephisto clings to life, a raging blizzard in threatening to shut down power to the hospital, cutting off his life-support. Only Kenny can restore the power by reconnecting the backup generators. If he fails, the answer his friend has been looking for will be lost forever. Written by Jean-Marc Rocher rocher@fiberbit.net
EPS03
The Broflovski family is getting ready for a big occasion: Kyle's little brother Ike is about to have his bris. Everything is going fine until Stan discovers just what a 'bris' is: they're going to cut off Ike's penis! Kyle, thinking his parents have gone insane, vows to protect his little brother by hiding him away where they can't get him. Meanwhile, Mr. Mackey gets fired from his job when an anti-drug demonstration goes wrong. Written by Jean-Marc Rocher rocher@fiberbit.net
EPS03
A heinous crime has been committed in South Park: the chickens at a local farm have been molested by a pervert. The criminal leaves a note behind as a clue, forcing Officer Barbrady to admit his shameful secret: he's illiterate. The Mayor sends Barbrady back to elementary school to learn how to read before he can return to work. Desperate to stop the Chicken Lover before he strikes again, Barbrady enlists the help of the boys in piecing together the mystery. Written by Jean-Marc Rocher rocher@fiberbit.net
EPS04
A heinous crime has been committed in South Park: the chickens at a local farm have been molested by a pervert. The criminal leaves a note behind as a clue, forcing Officer Barbrady to admit his shameful secret: he's illiterate. The Mayor sends Barbrady back to elementary school to learn how to read before he can return to work. Desperate to stop the Chicken Lover before he strikes again, Barbrady enlists the help of the boys in piecing together the mystery. Written by Jean-Marc Rocher rocher@fiberbit.net
EPS04
The Broflovski family is getting ready for a big occasion: Kyle's little brother Ike is about to have his bris. Everything is going fine until Stan discovers just what a 'bris' is: they're going to cut off Ike's penis! Kyle, thinking his parents have gone insane, vows to protect his little brother by hiding him away where they can't get him. Meanwhile, Mr. Mackey gets fired from his job when an anti-drug demonstration goes wrong. Written by Jean-Marc Rocher rocher@fiberbit.net
EPS05
The boys discover that the school nurse has a dead fetus attached to the side of her head. Though they make fun of her at first, Kyle's mother decides to take the opportunity to raise public awareness about the woman's condition. Meanwhile, the school dodge ball team, coached by Chef, wins the national competition and is on its way to the world championship. Unfortunately, they face the Chinese team, which has a reputation for being deadly opponents. Written by Jean-Marc Rocher rocher@fiberbit.net
EPS06
The boys interview Uncle Jimbo and Ned for a school report about the Vietnam War. The pair's story, however, is so unbelievable that Mr. Garrison gives the boys an F. To get back at them, the boys fake a video of the dangerous Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka and send it in to Jimbo and Ned's public access TV program. The two hunters fall for it and are soon out hunting for the frog themselves. Meanwhile, the popularity of Jimbo and Ned's program is drawing the attention of other players in the public access market. Written by Jean-Marc Rocher rocher@fiberbit.net
EPS07
When the kids' school bus crashes and ends up hanging off the edge of a cliff, Miss Crabtree tells everyone to stay in the bus while she goes to get help. While they wait, the kids tell stories about their past adventures, although their versions don't quite match up with what actually happened. Meanwhile, Miss Crabtree has little success trying to get anyone to listen to her demands for help. Written by Jean-Marc Rocher rocher@fiberbit.net
EPS08
It's summer vacation, and now that the Colorado legislature has banned fireworks, the boys are left with nothing to do. Jimbo and Ned decide to head south and buy fireworks in Mexico, while the Mayor decides to exploit a loophole in the law (which still allows snakes) by building the world's largest snake for the town's July 4 celebration. When the resulting snake becomes so large that it threatens to destroy everything, only a miracle can save the town. Written by Jean-Marc Rocher rocher@fiberbit.net
EPS09
Robert Redford has relocated the Sundance Film Festival to South Park after the old location becomes too overrun with Hollywood pretension. At first the residents are overjoyed at the attention, but soon see the downside of the influx of stars and tourists. Meanwhile, Kyle discovers that Mr. Hankey, who lives in the sewers during the year, is in poor condition due to all the health food the Hollywood visitors eat. Kyle's pleas to Redford to move the festival elsewhere are ignored until at last Mr. Hankey finds the strength to exact his revenge. Written by Jean-Marc Rocher rocher@fiberbit.net
EPS10
A wave of chickenpox is spreading through the town, and when Kenny comes down with the disease, the parents decide to infect all the boys so that they'll be immune from it later in life. When the kids find out how they're being used, they decide to get revenge by finding something to infect their parents with. Meanwhile, Kyle's and Kenny's fathers' reminiscences about their childhood friendship turn to resentment over how far their paths diverged. Written by Jean-Marc Rocher rocher@fiberbit.net
EPS11
The class takes a field trip to the planetarium, but Cartman sneaks off to try out for a Cheesy Poofs commercial. Though the kids are bored at first, they come back from the trip eager to go again. The reason for this sudden change is explained when Mr. Mackey mind-melds with a frightened little boy who stowed away in the school bus. As the planetarium's secret is being revealed, Cartman is overjoyed to learn that he has been selected to be a Cheesy Poof. Written by Jean-Marc Rocher rocher@fiberbit.net
EPS12
Egged on by Wendy, Stan and Kyle start building a tree-house in Stan's backyard with the goal of eventually being able to play Truth or Dare with Wendy and Bebe (who has developed a crush on Kyle). Jealous of Stan's tree-house, Cartman enlists Kenny's help in building an even bigger one of their own. Meanwhile, Stan's parents make a surprise announcement that they're getting a divorce, and Stan soon meets his new step-father, who immediately begins cracking the whip. Written by Jean-Marc Rocher rocher@fiberbit.net
EPS13
South Park is holding its annual Cow Days festival, and has commemorated the event with an enormous cow clock. When the cows see the clock, however, they become entranced by it, and begin worshiping it as the cow messiah. Meanwhile at the Cow Days carnival, the boys find a game booth with Terrance and Phillip dolls as prizes. They make a plan to have Cartman win the bull-riding contest so they can use the prize money to win the dolls. During training, however, Cartmen takes a blow to the head and wakes up slightly different than he was before. Written by Jean-Marc Rocher rocher@fiberbit.net
EPS14
When Cartman comes into school singing the new hit song, Stinky Britches, Chef realizes that the song he wrote 20 years earlier has been stolen. When he goes to the record company to show the song is his and ask for attribution, the record executive instead hires Johnny Cochrane to sue Chef for millions of dollars. Facing prison if he can't pay the fine, the kids look up all Chef's old music buddies to raise the money. They all arrive in South Park to hold a huge charity concert, allowing Chef to hire Cochrane for himself and counter-sue the record executive. Written by Jean-Marc Rocher rocher@fiberbit.net
EPS15
Stan's mother is getting a visit from her Aunt Flo, who gives Stan a pet fish as a present. Something doesn't seem right about the fish, though, and soon dead bodies start turning up in Stan's room. Though Stan tries to convince his mother that the fish did it, she assumes that her son is a murderer and begins hiding the bodies in the backyard. Meanwhile, Cartman starts acting strangely, sometimes wearing a goatee and acting unusually nice, other times looking and acting like his obnoxious self. Somehow, these events are all related. Written by Jean-Marc Rocher rocher@fiberbit.net
EPS16
Cartman is spending Christmas at his grandparents' house, and the rest of the guys are invited. When Stan asks his parents for permission, however, they refuse. Angry and thinking his parents don't care about him, Stan sneaks off to go with his friends anyway. Soon after arriving, Cartman's Uncle Howard shows up, having broken out of prison with his cell-mate, Charles Manson. Wanting to have some fun, Manson offers to take the boys to the shopping mall so they can meet Mr. Hankey. Following a riot, a police chase and several holiday TV specials, Manson learns the true meaning of Christmas and Stan learns his parents really do care. Written by Jean-Marc Rocher rocher@fiberbit.net
EPS17
Facing termination for not teaching anything, Mr. Garrison tells the students they have to give a current events presentation before the school board to demonstrate what they've learned in his class. The boys get partnered with Tweek, the jumpy son of a local coffee shop owner, and go to his house to put together their report. Mr. Tweek suggests they present a report on how big chain coffee shops are pushing smaller shops out of business, and gives them a report he's already written for them. The town committee is won over by their impassioned plea to fight the coffee chains, and the boys soon find themselves in over their heads when they are called upon to give another speech in a debate with the CEO of Harbuck's coffee. Written by Jean-Marc Rocher rocher@fiberbit.net
EPS18
While hunting through the woods, Kyle falls down a hole and discovers a man frozen in ice. They take the ice man, whom they name Steve, to Dr. Mephisto to study. Mephisto thaws the man out, only to discover that he is still alive, having been kept perfectly preserved since the distant past of 1996. Steve is kept at Mephisto's lab in an environment recreating his native surroundings, but the boys think he should be free. Even so, can a man from 1996 ever comprehend the world of 1999? Written by Jean-Marc Rocher rocher@fiberbit.net