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When Doug and Carrie notice that they are starting to get out of debt and doing better with their money, they decide to go out and buy something for themselves. Carrie goes out and buys a $400 dollar jacket which makes Doug freak out. So when Carrie goes back to return it she figures out a loop hole in the system by returning the stuff she buys so she doesn't really ever buy anything. Spence's girlfriend Denise meets his dog Alan, but Denise is really frightened of dogs. Written by Anonymous
All Episodes - S05
EPS01
Holly asks Doug if she can get a raise for walking Arthur, while Carrie gets a promotion on being the project supervisor which changes her hours from 8 PM to 6 AM, so now Doug and Carrie get to hardly see one another. Doug also has trouble sleeping at night so he decides to use Arthur to solve his problems. Written by Anonymous
EPS02
Doug and Carrie get new neighbors who are really clean cut and high class people. When they get to know them Carrie feels that she and Doug are below them. Carrie really begins to care on what they think about them. Arthur keeps thinking of sneaky ways to convince Spence in getting into the subway for free. Written by Anonymous
EPS03
Doug and Carrie run into their priest. They haven't been to church for a while so they tell him that they will be there next time. When they go Carrie is very skeptical, but when she receives the raise she's been waiting for she is all about religion. Arthur starts showing off the Heffernan house for people to buy. Written by Anonymous
EPS04
Deacon brings his son over to Doug and Carrie's house after foot ball practice, and Deacon begins to complain about how Kirby hates it. So Deacon asks Doug to help him teach the team. Doug begins to love the sport again...a little to much.
EPS05
EPS06
EPS07
When Doug and Carrie go out to lunch they run into Doug's ex-girlfriend from high school. Doug's mom is coming to town and Doug finds out that she has been keeping in touch with his ex after all these years. Carrie feels that she isn't as close to Doug's mom as Margie is. Written by Anonymous
EPS08
EPS09
When Carrie wins four tickets for a month to Knicks games, Doug and her struggle to find another couple with whom they'd both be happy. They eventually devise a scheme to break up two couples in order to create the perfect couple. Meanwhile Arthur visits an old friend at the DMV to take care of a ticket for Deacon. His friend is no longer working there but Arthur cannot bring himself to tell Deacon and the rest of the crew as they continue to hand him parking tickets to take care of. Written by Stalker-
EPS10
EPS11
EPS12
EPS13
The Super Bowl is coming and Doug wants to throw a Super Bowl party at his house, but everyone has already got plans. Carrie is stressing about her upcoming job evaluation and Lou Ferrigno always takes an interest on how her day is going. So Carrie begins to feel that Doug doesn't think about her as much as she thinks about him. Written by Anonymous
EPS14
Doug and Carrie go to the supermarket and pick up their developed pictures, however they get another couple's pictures and in every picture the couple is doing something exciting. This makes Carrie feel that she and Doug don't do enough with their lives. Doug does not want to do anything exiting until he picks up the couple's newest pictures again and looks at their racy photos. Arthur gets a cell phone and has no one to talk to. Written by Anonymous
EPS15
Doug has to cancel dinner with Carrie on valentines day because IPS is having him deliver penguins to Albany. But he is in for a surprise when the penguins get loose in his truck. Holly just got dumped by her boyfriend and comes crying to Carrie, so Carrie tries to make her feel better by going out with Holly to a club. Arthur and Spence spend their Valentine at the local senior center. Written by Anonymous
EPS16
When Doug and Carrie's neighbors ask them to a relaxing vacation, they hurry to answer yes for the offer. But before they go Arthur tells them their is a fowl odor coming from the basement. Doug takes a look and a he sees mold growing in the walls, but he decides to not tell Carrie because he knows that they wouldn't go on their vacation. But when they're there, Arthur calls and tells them that the mold got severely worse and it would cos $7,000 to fix it. So Doug tries to keep a close eye on their money spending for the rest of the trip. Written by Anonymous
EPS17
Doug forgot to tell Carrie a minor detail about their house 6 years prior comes back to cost the couple $12,000, which they don't have. Doug's father shows up to offer financial advice, driving a wedge between Doug and Carrie over clothing costs. Arthur devises a plan of his own by getting the money from Spence's mom. Written by pageiv71@yahoo.com
EPS18
EPS19
Carrie gets tickets to an opera but Doug doesn't want to go, so he has Deacon help him lie to get out of it. Carrie catches him in the lie which prompts Doug to confess to a series of lies he's been hiding. Doug then tells Carrie that the reason he's been lying is because she's too overbearing. They both agree to be supportive of one another but this only leads to more problems. Written by Evie
EPS20
Danny becomes an IPS driver and Doug gets upset because he feels that Danny is always following in Doug's footsteps. Doug's boss also told him to show Danny the ropes. But when Doug gives Danny his route to prove to him he cant do that well, Danny proves him wrong by completing the route 45 minutes faster then Doug. Holly tells Arthur that he is like a Grandfather to her, but Arthur wants to be more like a Dad. Written by Anonymous
EPS21
When Doug and Carrie notice that they are starting to get out of debt and doing better with their money, they decide to go out and buy something for themselves. Carrie goes out and buys a $400 dollar jacket which makes Doug freak out. So when Carrie goes back to return it she figures out a loop hole in the system by returning the stuff she buys so she doesn't really ever buy anything. Spence's girlfriend Denise meets his dog Alan, but Denise is really frightened of dogs. Written by Anonymous
EPS22
EPS23
Doug and Carrie visit his parents in Florida. Carrie finds out his parents never told him his dog died; they simply bought a new one, several times. Carrie tells Doug and he asks his parents why they lied and if there's more he doesn't know. He ends up finding out more about himself than he bargained for. Meanwhile, Spence wants Arthur's help in making the encounter between his mother and Denise a smooth one. Written by Marco van Hoof k_luifje7@hotmail.com
EPS24
While looking for a video in the video store Carrie doesn't want to see the films Doug has found but she does agree to rent a film Arthur chose. When something like this happens again, Doug starts using Arthur to get the things he wants. Meanwhile, Spence is first in line for an upcoming film. Written by Marco van Hoof k_luifje7@hotmail.com
EPS25
Doug and Carrie's bed breaks down and as a temporary solution they borrow the beds from Deacon's children who don't need them anymore. The sleeping apart turns out to be a real eye-opener and they start to do more things by themselves. Meanwhile, Arthur discovers a window in the basement and finds out neighbor Lou Ferrigno is a real gossip. Written by Marco van Hoof k_luifje7@hotmail.com