Luke McQueen presents an investigative film on a subject close to his heart - the hugely pressing issue of Britain's hidden vampire crisis. Speaking to real-life experts and genuine members of the public, Luke explores the worrying increase in vampire numbers, asking why so little is being done, and why the NHS, a government-funded organisation, openly invites people to donate blood. Luke's quest for the truth takes him to the top echelons of power, where he proves he will go to any length to make a point.

After the abortive end to his first pilot, Luke McQueen tries his hand at a comedy travelogue. Drawing inspiration from the funny parent-comedian travelogues by Jack Whitehall, Romesh Ranganathan and Russell Howard, Luke takes his dad along for the ride too. First stop Amsterdam, where they plan to learn all about sex. Their travels take them to an erotic museum, a couples' sex workshop and a live sex show, but can Luke's dad rise to the challenge of being as funny as other comedians' parents? Can Luke stay funny for 48 hours in Amsterdam? It's a journey with many twists and turns, and keen to impress, Luke turns up the dial on the mad caper counter when he embarks upon an enlightening social experiment with a top-of-the-range sex doll. Hilarity ensues as Luke and his lifelike girlfriend take on Amsterdam. Needless to say, this pilot did not go to plan.

After Luke McQueen's two previous pilots ended in disaster, thanks largely to his own self-destructive tendencies, his producers decide to try a format that requires absolutely no talent from him - a reality dating show. Inspired by Love Island and other dating shows, their hope is that his questionable behaviour might actually provide some genuine entertainment. Blissfully unaware of their motives, Luke is excited at the prospect of a dating show and a shot at true love. Having read that most women look for a good sense of humour above all else in a partner Luke sets out to prove this theory with a format that offers six lucky women the chance to win the ultimate prize - a comedian for a boyfriend. Once he finds himself in a mansion with six girls, things start to unfurl as his abandonment issues come to fore and it becomes clear that despite the aim of the game, he doesn't want to let any of the girls go. Can Luke get over his nerves and seduce them with laughter? Can the girls ...