Berg confidently checks his student results but finds out that he has dropped a spot and is only second. Berg tries to find out who it is so that he can take upset him so that he doesn't do as well. However, he finds the wrong person. It turns out that Ashley is the top student and is more than a match for him. Berg tries to get Ashley drunk but she outsmarts him and the tables are turned. At the same time, Pete is doing well with his architecture studies and is happy being second, until Ashley points out the problem with his model. Sharon uses Pete to pick up a new guy, Tim, who is the barman at the local bar. However, he is more interested in Ashley. Written by jem

Sharon finally tries to quit her job but her boss offers her the use of the company facilities at Aruba over the weekend to reconsider her position. She doesn't want to go but Berg, in particular, wants to go and convinces them all to go. They are just about to leave when Pete gets a phone call about an immediate job interview with Farber that throws the plans into disarray. Farber just keeps the job interview going on for a long time. Berg interferes in order to terminate the interview. Then, Sharon has an urgent work commitment, which Berg and Pete ensure finishes quickly. Finally, Pete gets a hospital call that finishes the weekend. However, there turns out to be a happy ending. Written by jem

Berg and Sharon are having trouble with their love lives but Pete has a mysterious new girlfriend, Nicole, that has Berg and Sharon curious. Unfortunately, it turns out that Berg had a one night stand with her and Nicole had tattooed 'Berg' on her body. Berg needs to know if she still has the tattoo and sends Sharon to her gym to find out. Ashley also belongs to the gym and spots the name. Berg and Nicole meet and he wants her to remove it, but she wants to keep it to remind her of how low she sank in the past. Pete and Nicole go off for the the weekend and it turns out he is happy with it. Written by jem

Sharon has a reunion with some catty old school friends but she can finally claim to have boyfriend, Johnny. He repairs juke boxes but Sharon exaggerates his job, which upsets him. It turns out he has put down Sharon's job as well, but it has a happy ending. A couple of Pete and Berg's old friends have prime tickets to a football game, which leads to oneupmanship by Pete claiming he has tickets to one of the luxury boxes. To get to the game on time, Pete and Berg have to clear out the Beacon Street Pizza and then buy tickets, which they buy from a scalper. The tickets turn out to be fake and they are arrested. They manage to escape as they try to keep ahead of their friends. Written by jem

Sharon and Johnny are going well but Sharon would like him to be a professional worker and tries to change him. Pete is having trouble choosing an elective for his course. Berg interferes and puts Pete down to do sports broadcasting. His first job is broadcasting a chess match. However, Pete's sexist comment in a women's basketball match finishes this career. Pete goes for a job interview that leaves him doubting his commitment about whether he wants to be an architect. Written by jem

Pete and Berg throw a Halloween party. Sharon is dressed as a mermaid but Johnny goes as a cowboy instead of an angler - she is not happy. Berg goes as a mad doctor, and strange things start happening. They run out of beer and Pete goes to the pizza place for some more beer only to find Berg tied up. The question then is, who is at the party impersonating Berg? This psycho Berg kills Ashley and Johnny with his axe. Sharon flees to the pizza place for safety followed by the psycho Berg. In a mix-up, Pete kills the real Berg. At the end we find out who the psycho Berg really is and why he is killing everybody. Written by jem

Pete is having trouble getting an internship as he keeps mucking up the interviews. Berg asks Ashley to ask her father to give Pete a job. On the first day, he has sex with Britney, who turns out to be Ashley's sister and the boss's daughter. Berg is concerned how this will affect his chances with Ashley and wants Pete to break it off. They ask Sharon how to do this. Britney and Pete are caught in flagranti by her father, which ends up with him suffering a heart attack and ending up in hospital. Pete does end up happy Written by jem

A friend of Pete, Berg and Sharon is getting married and they are all invited. The bride-to-be was one of Pete's former girlfriends. Berg invites Ashley to go to the wedding with him. Initially, she says no but relents. He dances with another woman in order to make her jealous. It works, but she has some bigger news for him. Sharon takes Johnny, but she is also a bridesmaid having to wear an atrocious dress. At the wedding, Pete gets drunk and makes a fool of himself. Written by jem

Johnny is driving a limo to make some extra money. He helps Pete get a job as well and Pete uses his charm on the rich, lonely women for extra tips. After telling Berg the news that she has a boyfriend, Ashley has been avoiding him. When they finally meet they have a passionate kiss. Later, when he goes around to her place he finds out that she has gone to meet her boyfriend at Oxford. Berg flies to England to follow her but fails to realise that there is more than one Oxford. Written by jem

Sharon and Johnny decide to start a new thanksgiving tradition where they are alone. However, Sharon's cooking skills are not up to it. Pete's grandfather suddenly comes for a visit. Berg goes around to Ashley's place and meets her boyfriend. He invites them to Sharon's thanksgiving dinner, which becomes bigger than Sharon wants when Pete and his grandfather also invite themselves. Berg tries to break up Sharon and Justin but has more success driving a wedge between Johnny and Sharon, who is becoming frustrated. Written by jem

After a two-week absence, Ashley turns up at the pizza shop wanting to be friends with Berg. Pete chauffeurs a TV host who advises people who have personal problems. Pete asks him how he should advise Berg to deal with Ashley. Berg decides to break up with her but she doesn't want to. Johnny goes fishing with a friend called Shawn, whom Sharon hasn't met. Sharon is in for a surprise when she finds out that Shawn is a woman, and she has trouble dealing with it. They all end up in a limo together with Pete driving and they all receive some advice. Written by jem

It's getting close to Christmas and Berg has to work at the hospital, which he is not happy about. Sharon is put in charge of organising the company Christmas party but things are not going well. She is concerned that her Christmas bonus is disappearing fast. A busy radio traffic reporter comes into the pizza place and Pete is seriously interested in her. He is offered the job of being her personal shopper. She is a few years older than him and it comes as a shock to him when he finds out she has a 10 year-old son. During the first time he supervises him, her son is injured is a minor incident with a cow. Written by jem

Sharon wants to ask Johnny to move in with her but is having trouble making the commitment. She finally manages to ask him but there is the problem of tidiness. Johnny seems to be a very tidy person and Sharon is the opposite. The pressure is on Sharon to keep the place tidy. However, it turns out that they are both slobs and all is well. Pete volunteers to look after Kaitlin's son, Michael, after school and help him with his maths. He is unexpectedly called away and leaves Berg to look after him and he takes him to the dog track. It turns out okay as he applies the maths he learnt at the track on his maths test. Written by jem

Pete and Kaitlin are starting to get serious until her former husband turns up for a visit. Pete goes overboard and proposes to Kaitlin. She declines, after which they decide to cool the relationship. Sharon finds an old embarrassing photo of Berg and he is determined to find a similar photo of Sharon. However, she has destroyed all the copies. Berg finds an old boy friend that has the necessary photo but Sharon gets to him first, and Berg is temporarily thwarted. Written by jem

Sharon is upset when her father fails to recognise her achievements. She applies for a new job but it appears that she didn't actually graduate from college as she had unpaid parking tickets that stopped her graduating. Unfortunately, the course requirements have changed and she must now do an additional English subject. Sharon had given the money to Pete and Berg to pay the parking tickets but they didn't pay them. What had they done with the money? Written by jem

Irene misunderstands Pete's intentions and thinks he is flirting with her. As he tries to set her straight, he only succeeds in making it worse. Irene is very smitten with Pete but he deeply upsets her. Sharon is still having issues with Shawn and thinks Berg would be a good partner for her. They seem to hit it off but Shawn is really in love with Johnny. Shawn keeps trying to make Johnny jealous by kissing Berg in his presence but it doesn't work. It comes to a head when she publicly states her love. Johnny is confused and Sharon gives him an ultimatum. Written by jem

A big storm is heading towards Boston but Berg is more interested in women. A sighting of Ashley makes him turn towards the weather girl, Venita, on a local Spanish TV station. She is reporting from a local pier and Berg goes down there during the storm to meet her. They find refuge in a bait shop, worried about their survival. Sharon and Pete are determined to save them but Berg doesn't want to be rescued as he and Venita are going well together. Just after this, Ashley turns up wanting to reunite with Berg. Written by jem

Ashley returns and wants to reunite with Berg but he has just started going out with Venita, the weather girl on a local Spanish TV station. Berg decides to drop Venita but Pete and Sharon show Berg that Venita is the best choice. Berg initially tries to date both but then wants to drop Ashley. However, she refuses to accept it and starts pursuing him. Venita makes the final decision and drops Berg. Johnny wants to reunite Sharon but she is refusing to because he kissed Shawn. Pete tries to get them back together and finally succeeds, although only with some pain. Written by jem

Berg is back with Ashley and he gives her a key to the boys' apartment. This upsets Pete as he wasn't consulted. Pete, Ashley and Sharon all end up upset with each other and Johnny tries to sort it out. He ends up with everybody against him. With some assistance from Berg, they sort out their problems. Berg is helping a friend who has a big fight coming up. It turns out that he has some brain damage and Berg unsuccessfully tries to stop the fight. Written by jem

Johnny's three sisters come to the pizza place and they are all pregnant. Sharon and Johnny looked after his nephews and it has put her off having children. Ashley is fawning over the new anatomy lecturer Dr Staretski and he offers her a position as an intern. Berg is jealous when she goes to his house and he goes round to his house. To his embarrassment, he found out that the doctor paints nude self-portraits. His intervention gets Ashley sacked. Patti starts having a baby in the boy's apartment and only Berg is calm enough to deliver her baby. Written by jem

Barenaked Ladies narrate throughout this episode in song. Berg tries to get out of going with Ashley to get her nails done and convinces Sharon to go instead. Despite Sharon's reluctance, the outing with Ashley goes well and Sharon reveals some of Berg's secrets. Pete goes to a career counsellor looking for a job. He is offered the job of a therapist. However, his first and last therapy session doesn't go well. He goes back and ends up as the careers counsellor, which means quitting the pizza place. Written by jem

Sharon thinks that Johnny is cheating on her because of some of his suspicious behaviour. He tells the boys that he has taken on an extra job to earn enough money so that he can propose to her. Sharon's jealousy makes it difficult for Johnny to get away so that he can get the ring. Berg is stunned when Ashley reveals that she had been married before. Pete reveals to Berg that he is in love with Sharon and Berg convinces him to tell Sharon his true feelings, However, it is too late as Johnny has already proposed. However, she didn't accept his proposal. Written by jem