A young woman is haunted by very informed ghosts. Doug and Claire make a big commitment to one another. Kath and Dave make the most of fifteen minutes. Sandra finally finds a soulmate. Fred is visited by a Date Fact Checker.

Ecoterrorists protest animal testing at makeup company. Bryce and Lisa Rent it Out. Toni and Candace have a car wash. Fred misses hip hop. Dave helps Kath get a good night's sleep.

A celery salesman (Steve Buscemi) goes to great lengths to get celery back on the table. 911 dispatchers assure callers that it's beets. The Order Grill is open for lunch. Carrie declares social bankruptcy.

A punk from the '80s wakes up from a coma. An e-mail goes neglected. Nina has surprising news for Lance. Malcolm and Kris tailgate a Prairie Home Companion live show. Carrie dates a tax lawyer.

Peter drives Nance to the emergency room. Spyke gets a car. Ghavin has some questions for a singer (Annie Clark) whose band is touring through Portland. Fred and Carrie have a garage sale.

Carrie and Fred go home after a concert. Fred has an idea for a music documentary. Peter is reunited with his old band, The Bahama Knights and his ex-wife lead singer.

Kickstarter videos compete at the Can'ts Film Festival (hosted by Gus Van Sant). Toni and Candace coach the Portland Trail Blazers' dance team. Guest starring Gus Van Sant, Paul Allen, The Portland Trail Blazers and dancers.

Brendan and Michelle decide that it's finally time to try drugs. Carrie's brother (Josh Homme) comes to visit with his new boyfriend. Women and Women First is visited by the cops. Guest starring Kyle MacLachlan, Dan Savage, and Josh Homme.

Mr. Mayor (Kyle MacLachlan) unveils Portland's official 3D Printer. Santa is concerned about the future of Christmas. A minister (Ed Begley Jr.) reminds us that church is an option.

Portlandia gets away for the weekend to New Beavertown, Oregon. Toni and Candace lead a feminist moon retreat for women (including k.d. lang).